Free book giveaway number two

Published April 07, 2009
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Yeah, that's right. It's time for another book giveaway.

This time I'm making it simple. I'm giving away a copy of Beginning Game Programming: A Gamedev.net Collection (the orange book) AND Business and Production: A Gamedev.net Collection (the blue book). There'll be two winners, one blue and one orange.

This contest is inspired by my lack of heartening that our books have been burning up the sales charts for a month now, and they've thus-far garnered exactly ZERO Amazon reviews. I've gotten some very positive emailed reviews from the book's chapter-contributors, both on the quality of their own material as well as the selection and editing of material that Drew and I did for the rest of the book.

But without reviews, you don't get eyeballs.

And the upshot of that is that the books aren't achieving the great heights of "Joe The Plumber's" ghostwritten masterpiece I Have Nothing To Say, So Please Point Cameras At Me. And I know the gamedev books deserve a better fate than that, so I'm handing out two copies to people willing to abide by the following two rules. . .

1. Please have a US address. I know this upsets you non-US readers, but it costs $2 to send a book in the US. Outside the US, it generally costs the price of the book itself, I have to fill out a customs form at the post office, and it can take weeks to arrive.

2. You agree to read and review the book on Amazon. I'm not requiring you to give it five stars because that would be unethical. Just remember who your buddy is :)


If you fit the following two prerequisites, just post a haiku in the comments (on gamedev or blogspot). The haiku should contain the word "blue" or "orange" so I know which book you're trying to win. If I like your haiku best, I'll send the book to you.

If you don't remember haiku, it's a three line poem consisting of five, seven, and five syllables, like the following. . .

I like to write games,
while juggling oranges.
Send me a danged book.


Something like this would be an attempt to get the orange book, as it has the word "orange" in the haiku. Get it?

So if you're in the US, you wanna review a book for Amazon, and you know what a "syllable" is, post a haiku in the comments. One entry per person please.

And keep an eye on the comments. I suspect more people will be voting orange than blue, so blue entries will have a better chance. Hint hint.



I'll pick a winner on Friday sometime after Drew's gamedev blog roundup. So now get writing!


(disclaimer: This contest isn't sponsored by the publisher but by me personally. That should be obvious, but you never know.)
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Servant of the Lord
I was never much into haiku, but hey, free stuff.

Digital artistry
Bathed by the screen's blue glow
Line by line it grows



[Edit:] And personally, I think most people will go for the blue book as opposed to the orange. The people reading your journal are most likely not beginners.
April 07, 2009 12:29 PM
noaktree
I'll take the blue bribe
and promise a great review
after I read it.


[edit] Sorry for double entry. I withdraw this blue entry and hang my hopes on the orange one below.
April 07, 2009 01:02 PM
scottrick49
only want to learn
so i jump through these orange hoops
whatever it takes
April 07, 2009 01:05 PM
noaktree
Orange carrot juice,
filled with beta-carotene,
turns you same color.
April 07, 2009 01:09 PM
Besome Games
Hey John,

I love Raymond, yes.
He is in one of these books
Wont stop till I possess* it

Sorry to hear that the books aren't selling like hotcakes. I love this place and the people who help contribute to it. I would have purchased and reviewed both books by now if I had the money to do so. I believe Raymond Jacobs (EDIGames) is in one of these books. I believe it to be the blue productions book. Im an IRL friend, and would love to own a book that has controbutions by real life friends. I would be more then glad to provide a fair and compelling review for either book. Here's to hoping :)
April 07, 2009 01:10 PM
zebeste
Oh lovely blue book
I wish to run a business
Do show me the way
April 07, 2009 01:13 PM
Adam15Free
Game programming books
for beginners is a great
start for orange noobs.
April 07, 2009 01:21 PM
paulke


Playing games is nice
Creating them is better
While eating oranges

April 07, 2009 01:28 PM
TacoGrande
I am a n88b,
I love to eat oranges.
Where to start, only the book knows.
April 07, 2009 01:35 PM
Moomin

Books for the voracious,
Europeans suffer, minds left blue,
No book received.
April 07, 2009 01:37 PM
lmelior
My pet project stews
To focus my scattered brain
The orange beckons


The table of contents looks fantastic. Hopefully you can drum up some more interest this way!
April 07, 2009 01:44 PM
jjd
Crunch never ending
Business production blues
For Gods sake ship it!
April 07, 2009 02:32 PM
Ravyne
New secrets to Know.
Wisdom in a shade of blue.
Business Success!
April 07, 2009 08:24 PM
Throxin
Switch to code ORANGE
a beginner is nearby
Ready, Aim, Fire!
April 07, 2009 08:59 PM
metalmidget
Poor Australians.
We always miss out on stuff
*sigh* What can you do...

(Not a real entry, being from Aus. Just wanted to write a Haiku :D)

I'm appalled by some people's inability to count syllables. There were a couple of poems further up with 6 or 8 syllable middle lines. You people aren't doing any favours for the 'dumb American' stereotype.

cheers,
metal
April 08, 2009 02:55 AM
EnigmaticCoder

This treasure I seek.
Bad coding turns my face red,
not orange, asshole!


*This haiku does not change the fact that my nose will be brown when I give the review.
April 08, 2009 03:57 AM
dwarfsoft
A haiku for you
Is written for submission
to win book of blue


I'd review the Orange book on Amazon, except they expect you to buy it through them first. I do have my copy here though ...
April 08, 2009 08:15 AM
Barlec
Sweet orange sunset
Days end, prepping for the new
Learn! Explore! Create!
April 08, 2009 08:42 AM
Emmanuel Deloget

Orange and blue books
Are to win, read and review.
Poor europeans.
April 08, 2009 09:22 AM
Sshado
Its the orange book
Beginning game programming
From Gamedev dot net
April 08, 2009 11:48 AM
frob
Winds blow 'round us all
Business is the storm's great eye
I'll critique thy tome.
April 08, 2009 12:11 PM
bvberry1962
Roses are red,
Violets are dead,
Give me the blue book.
April 08, 2009 01:35 PM
Ezbez
while IAmWaiting():
    for blueBook in myMailBox:
        print "Yippee!!"; exit()

April 08, 2009 04:36 PM
Twisol
Ezbez, I like that! [grin]


The book of legend,
Cut from the blue sky above.
I must has it. Nom nom nom.


[wink]
April 08, 2009 06:55 PM
Funkyjive

Globals singletons
It's like apples to oranges
Don't make the wrong choice
April 08, 2009 08:18 PM
jwalters9608
Impart thy wisdom
Awesome textures orange glow
How I wish to know!
April 09, 2009 01:19 AM
BLiTZWiNG
Gimme Gimme Please
Gimme Gimme Gimme Green
Gimme Gimme Please


Ok so I'm Australian, and I really want that green book!
April 09, 2009 06:55 AM
TheCh0senGamer
o and r and a
plus n g e, that is why
I want this book NOW!

Sorry, let's just say, you don't want to see my English grades.
April 10, 2009 07:41 PM
dudafmendes
I thought Haiku should also be about nature... but anyways


Autumn, the orange fall;
Winter, silent, snow and white;
Spring, vivid colours.

April 10, 2009 08:33 PM
Sshado
Any winner yet?
There's no announcement in sight
Watching since Friday!
April 14, 2009 01:57 PM
Servant of the Lord
He just posted the results here.

Congratz to the winners. [smile]
April 14, 2009 02:11 PM
Ezbez
Clearly I get extreme bragging rights for my literary victory.
April 14, 2009 02:57 PM
popish_pugilist
I will be too blue
if without the orange book
I must live alone

Or is it not possible to try for both books?
April 14, 2009 03:07 PM
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