Professor Mithrandir Presents:Professor Mithrandir

Good day, ladies and gentlemen. I am the world-renowned Professor Mithrandir. I have come to you today to discuss an important topic: the dark ages of the internet. Many people think that with the arrival of the so-called "Web 2.0" technologies, the internet has now entered a renaissance. However, I would like to dispel this atrocious notion, and present to you my theory that, in fact, the exact opposite is true.

The internet is in a dark age. It is undeniable! Gentlemen, I submit to you,

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