Entry #44

• Random Observation of the Day!
  Christmas can be characterized by:
  1. Being perpetually broke.
  2. Being perpetually stuffed with food.
  
  Unless you're poor, in which case the first applys anyway, and the second is negated.

We had 2500 lights up decorating our house, with a navitity scene last night. In the morning, we had 2500 lights and 2/3 of a nativity scene. Someone stole Baby Jesus!

So, after checking around for footprints, tireprints, cigarette butts, anything; marking the remaining decorations in a hidden place, I was tempted to put up a sign reading:

The baby Jesus was kidnapped... have YOU seen him?

Oh well.