Can I borrow some of your free time?

Free time? What is that?

I got myself sick from working 120+ hours since last Monday. Good job, huh. Hopefully I get better before Saturday when a decent sized swell is supposed to be hitting the coast. But hey, at least our project at work is damn near perfect, for software at least. No crashes, no hang ups, and very few moments of incorrect functionality. The National Guard better be one happy s.o.b.