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Started by smart_idiot Oct 3, 2002 at 6:07 PM 9 replies 300+ views
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smart_idiot
smart_idiot
A truly beautiful display of 3d rendering not seen since Zork. I''m not sure if the game is a joke or not, but that was funny. I have no clue why, but I kind of like it, even though it''s 100% pointless. Progress Quest
Chess is played by three people. Two people play the game; the third provides moral support for the pawns. The object of the game is to kill your opponent by flinging captured pieces at his head. Since the only piece that can be killed is a pawn, the two armies agree to meet in a pawn-infested area (or even a pawn shop) and kill as many pawns as possible in the crossfire. If the game goes on for an hour, one player may legally attempt to gouge out the other
Beer Hunter
Beer Hunter
* Beer_Hunter impales smart_idiot with a +43 invisible serrated bandyclef
Burning_Ice
Burning_Ice
wow it has more races and classes to choose from then any other rpg!
and the graphics...wow..they are just so...progressive!

and i just got a ''golden albatross of domination''! the item-variety is just unbelievable!



i agree its 100% pointless, but for some reason its funny to watch

but then, i also watch the seti client when i''m bored...or even a windows defrag....that stuff is way more entertaining then most stuff on tv here hehe




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SilentReaper
SilentReaper
Finally... a game that doesn''t cause my laptop to overheat and shut itself down.
micepick
micepick
I just downloaded this game, and I have to say it''s absolutely terrible. It''s completely pointless, since there seems to be no way to get injured, and the fun factor is almost zero. The interface leaves much to be desired, since you can do very little with it. It takes far too long to level up. And it''s pretty stupid how they made so many races and classes. How could they possibly hope to balance a game that has so many options?

I still can''t figure out how to chat with the other players. If someone could tell me how, it would be greatly appreciated.
micepick
micepick
I knew someone would take me seriously. And by the way, I am quite happy with my Demicanadian Puma Burgular's progress.

EDIT: It's so satistfying to execute an Enchanted Motorcycle Robot Monk with my trusty Bowie Knife and Garbage Can Lid!



[edited by - micepick on October 3, 2002 9:20:24 PM]
Fruny
Fruny
Behold my character

6529 * Pearl Hoof * Talking Pony * Runeloremaster * 54 * DEX 455
Act XI * +29 Gilded Fine Titanium Hauberk * Rabbit Punch LXXVI
Fruny says 'Hello'.

Note: I'm making progress

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[edited by - Fruny on October 3, 2002 10:14:10 PM]
"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." — Brian W. Kernighan
smart_idiot
smart_idiot
quote:
Original post by Fruny
Behold my character

6529 * Pearl Hoof * Talking Pony * Runeloremaster * 54 * DEX 455
Act XI * +29 Gilded Fine Titanium Hauberk * Rabbit Punch LXXVI
Fruny says ''Hello''.

Note: I''m making progress

Documents [ GDNet | MSDN | STL | OpenGL | Formats | RTFM | Asking Smart Questions ]
C++ Stuff [ MinGW | Loki | SDL | Boost. | STLport | FLTK | ACCU Recommended Books ]


[edited by - Fruny on October 3, 2002 10:14:10 PM]


Congradulations on having leveled.
Chess is played by three people. Two people play the game; the third provides moral support for the pawns. The object of the game is to kill your opponent by flinging captured pieces at his head. Since the only piece that can be killed is a pawn, the two armies agree to meet in a pawn-infested area (or even a pawn shop) and kill as many pawns as possible in the crossfire. If the game goes on for an hour, one player may legally attempt to gouge out the other

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