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Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn''t my fault what happened at KalvinB''s Christmas party. It was The Senshi who spiked the punch with too much Gamedev Vodka. I can''t help it if I drank 42 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like marajauna smoke.
I thought it was funny when I put Benjamin bunny''s bikini top on my head and danced the the robot on the big sofa while singing `God Screw The Queen''. I didn''t mean to break KalvinB''s Dildo and don''t know why KalvinB would sue me for truancy.
I don''t remember calling Myopic Rhino''s wife a fat goat---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and yellow lipstick!
And when I threw up on felisandria''s husband''s breast, it was only because I ate too much of that goat rectum.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my bike through my neighbor''s toilet. I don''t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sexy cow and have me arrested for public nudity!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all fun and unhappy. And I''m really not to blame for any of this sad stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and fast yours,
RedSweater (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It''s only 42 bucks!
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn''t my fault what happened at KalvinB''s Christmas party. It was The Senshi who spiked the punch with too much Gamedev Vodka. I can''t help it if I drank 42 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like marajauna smoke.
I thought it was funny when I put Benjamin bunny''s bikini top on my head and danced the the robot on the big sofa while singing `God Screw The Queen''. I didn''t mean to break KalvinB''s Dildo and don''t know why KalvinB would sue me for truancy.
I don''t remember calling Myopic Rhino''s wife a fat goat---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and yellow lipstick!
And when I threw up on felisandria''s husband''s breast, it was only because I ate too much of that goat rectum.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my bike through my neighbor''s toilet. I don''t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sexy cow and have me arrested for public nudity!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all fun and unhappy. And I''m really not to blame for any of this sad stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and fast yours,
RedSweater (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It''s only 42 bucks!
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn''t my fault what happened at nes8bit''s Christmas party. It was michalson who spiked the punch with too much vodka and coke. I can''t help it if I drank 1337 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like musky.
I thought it was funny when I put kalvinB''s thong bikini on my head and danced the the robot on the vibrating massage bed while singing `Loving you''. I didn''t mean to break nes8bit''s vibrator and don''t know why nes8bit would sue me for possession.
I don''t remember calling pouya''s wife a big spider monkey---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on felisandria''s husband''s arm, it was only because I ate too much of that bread.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my 1962 VW van through my neighbor''s bedroom. I don''t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a small cow and have me arrested for murder 1!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all medium and red. And I''m really not to blame for any of this orange stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and hurting yours,
AnonymousPosterChild (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It''s only 3465 bucks!
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"OH GOD! I JUST HIT ON A MODERATOR!"
- Me, after hitting on a moderator.
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn''t my fault what happened at nes8bit''s Christmas party. It was michalson who spiked the punch with too much vodka and coke. I can''t help it if I drank 1337 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like musky.
I thought it was funny when I put kalvinB''s thong bikini on my head and danced the the robot on the vibrating massage bed while singing `Loving you''. I didn''t mean to break nes8bit''s vibrator and don''t know why nes8bit would sue me for possession.
I don''t remember calling pouya''s wife a big spider monkey---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on felisandria''s husband''s arm, it was only because I ate too much of that bread.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my 1962 VW van through my neighbor''s bedroom. I don''t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a small cow and have me arrested for murder 1!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all medium and red. And I''m really not to blame for any of this orange stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and hurting yours,
AnonymousPosterChild (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It''s only 3465 bucks!
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"OH GOD! I JUST HIT ON A MODERATOR!"
- Me, after hitting on a moderator.
Dear lord...
Dear Santa,
I have been a good coder.
It really wasn''t my fault what happened at Michalson''s Christmas party. It was Andrew Nguyen who spiked the punch with too much coffee. I can''t help it if I drank 128 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like mud.
I thought it was funny when I put nes8bit''s socks on my head and danced the no on the dark while singing `n/a''. I didn''t mean to break Michalson''s laptop and don''t know why Michalson would sue me for necromancy.
I don''t remember calling someone''s wife a strong cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and gray lipstick!
And when I threw up on another''s husband''s foot, it was only because I ate too much of that bread.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my F-22 figther through my neighbor''s kitchen. I don''t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a optimized duck and have me arrested for coding in visual basic!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all lousy and crappy. And I''m really not to blame for any of this mysterious stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and hey yours,
CWizard (Really a nice coder!)
P.S. It''s only null bucks!
I have been a good coder.
It really wasn''t my fault what happened at Michalson''s Christmas party. It was Andrew Nguyen who spiked the punch with too much coffee. I can''t help it if I drank 128 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like mud.
I thought it was funny when I put nes8bit''s socks on my head and danced the no on the dark while singing `n/a''. I didn''t mean to break Michalson''s laptop and don''t know why Michalson would sue me for necromancy.
I don''t remember calling someone''s wife a strong cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and gray lipstick!
And when I threw up on another''s husband''s foot, it was only because I ate too much of that bread.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my F-22 figther through my neighbor''s kitchen. I don''t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a optimized duck and have me arrested for coding in visual basic!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all lousy and crappy. And I''m really not to blame for any of this mysterious stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and hey yours,
CWizard (Really a nice coder!)
P.S. It''s only null bucks!
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn''t my fault what happened at jimmy''s Christmas party. It was omar who spiked the punch with too much coke. I can''t help it if I drank 1028 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like mint.
I thought it was funny when I put timmy''s hat on my head and danced the salsa on the chair while singing `the battle''. I didn''t mean to break jimmy''s pda and don''t know why jimmy would sue me for killing.
I don''t remember calling john''s wife a smart sheep---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and grey lipstick!
And when I threw up on jenny''s husband''s hand, it was only because I ate too much of that burger.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor''s roof. I don''t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a strong chicken and have me arrested for stealing!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all beautiful and wonderful. And I''m really not to blame for any of this stupid stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and slowly yours,
alnite (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It''s only 64 bucks!
My compiler generates one error message: "does not compile."
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn''t my fault what happened at jimmy''s Christmas party. It was omar who spiked the punch with too much coke. I can''t help it if I drank 1028 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like mint.
I thought it was funny when I put timmy''s hat on my head and danced the salsa on the chair while singing `the battle''. I didn''t mean to break jimmy''s pda and don''t know why jimmy would sue me for killing.
I don''t remember calling john''s wife a smart sheep---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and grey lipstick!
And when I threw up on jenny''s husband''s hand, it was only because I ate too much of that burger.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor''s roof. I don''t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a strong chicken and have me arrested for stealing!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all beautiful and wonderful. And I''m really not to blame for any of this stupid stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and slowly yours,
alnite (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It''s only 64 bucks!
My compiler generates one error message: "does not compile."
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