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Birds..worst..things..ever.

Started by vtwin Dec 22, 2002 at 9:44 AM 2 replies 100+ views

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Dec 22, 2002 at 9:44 AM

I''m ready to head out this morning to pick up some art supplies, and what do I see? My car, nearly every inch covered in bird shit. This isn''t an exaggeration.. if you''ve ever seen Fight Club, remember how those cars looked? Mine isn''t that far (except none of that white substance crap is on it).. And in the distance, I hear a flock of crows cawing away like little bastards. Yeah..all birds should die. They don''t contribute anything to anyone. I think I''ll take them all out.

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Burning_Ice

Dec 22, 2002 at 10:35 AM

hmm that makes me remember one day when i was somewhere with my sister and suddenly it makes this little ''splatch'' noise and i look at her and can''t stop lauging because a full load of bird-shit had hit her right on the head

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Jim Adams

Dec 22, 2002 at 1:33 PM

Heh - a couple miles down the road from me is a pig farm. Just about every day you can see a couple thousand birds hanging out there. At night, they migrate south a bit towards the freeway where they roost in the trees. It''s funny to watch them flying back and forth and dropping bombs on the cars driving by.

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mutex

Dec 22, 2002 at 4:39 PM

I wonder if they do it on purpose.

I remember back in 6th grade while waiting outside to meet with little 1st or 2nd grade reading partners, this guy in my class got hit by a sky bomb. I happened to be looking at him and saw a flash of white, followed by a splat. His face quickly turned into a wtf expression, followed by his hands slowly reaching up to his head and feeling the liquid... It was kind of disgusting.

Because of that experience, and my numerous observations of bird bombs on my school campus, I''m very paranoid when walking around under open skies now. I always try to swerve away from the paths of flying birds, but it seems like half the time they change directions too just to fly over me.

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