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En Dum En
En Dum En
I''ve heard of stretch-benches in China, you can stretch your body and make it up to 4-5 inches longer over a course of 1-2 years. But I suppose it have it''s risk and it''s extremely painful and so on, but still it sounds pretty cool to be like only an inch taller. But does this treatment really exist here in the western world. Or do you have to become a communist to get the treatment? Anyone who''ve heard of this tell me what you know!
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CpMan
CpMan
Ow.


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En Dum En
En Dum En
CpMan: I''ve heard it''s quite usual for women to take this treatment because height is so important for thier career. You have to grow a man and take the pain for fuck sake. If the little girls can why can''t you?
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andromeda
andromeda
quote:
Original post by En Dum En
If the little girls can why can''t you?


Because we''re not pitifully insecure about our height, as you so obviously are???

CpMan
CpMan
All I was saying was that sounds painful.

There was no reference to whether I''m not "manly" enough to take the pain. Quit trying to start a FW.

I think the damage to ligament and tendon structure, as well as sockets and such, would be extremely painful in old age.



And no, I am not insecure about my height. I''m 6''2".


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andromeda
andromeda
I wasn''t replying to you, CpMan. Sorry for the confusion.

And neither am I, I''m 6''3"
En Dum En
En Dum En
quote:
Original post by andromeda

Because we're not pitifully insecure about our height, as you so obviously are???



I was thinking about the pain but here's a chart for you:

Brad Pitt          5' 11" 
Viggo Mortensen    5' 11"     Aragorn in LOTR
Sean Bean          5' 11"     Boromir in LOTR
Richard Gere       5' 10½"
En Dum En          5' 10½"    Whooha seems like I have pretty good company
Malcolm McDowell   5' 10"     Alex DeLarge in Clockwork Orange
Danny Masterson    5' 10"     Steven Hyde in 70s show
Sylvester Stallone 5' 10"
Robert DeNiro      5'  9"


These are actors with sylvester stallone being an exception, that women generally consider hot. All heights are from www.imdb.com.


[edited by - en dum en on January 2, 2003 9:07:51 PM]
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En Dum En
En Dum En
quote:
Original post by CpMan
I think the damage to ligament and tendon structure, as well as sockets and such, would be extremely painful in old age.

Fuck the old, live fast and die young that''s my ideology! But I''ve been thinking about the socket stuff but really; When we''re old, the wheelchairs will be good! I juar wonder how long it does take before these problems kicks in escpecially in such a small surgery such as one pitiful inch so I can be taller than Brad Pitt
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En Dum En
En Dum En
quote:
Original post by andromeda
That''s nice.

What''s your point?

the point is I am hot.

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En Dum En
En Dum En
Not pointing to anyone specific but I wish people could try to keep a little on topic.
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Raymondo
Raymondo
*sniff* *sniff* My, shit certainly hit the fan in here didn''t it?

micepick
micepick
I can never tell if En Dum En is kidding, or if he just feels the need to act like a total jackass when online. I sincerely hope for the former.
masterg
masterg
quote:
Original post by micepick
I can never tell if En Dum En is kidding, or if he just feels the need to act like a total jackass when online. I sincerely hope for the former.


Neither seem to ever be the case. It just happens with no intention(s) of happening.

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