HELP WANTED!

If this is a troll, you should make it less obvious, you will bait more people that way.

If you are serious, eh, ill let someone else type out the usual response.

We don''t talk about usual responces here.If you don''t want to join our group than join the Kinder Quake group.But if someone want to do something usefull,learn new stuff and help us than please follow the info in the first post.



The PAIN is coming...this summer!!!In cinemas everywhere.

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I know that this shoud go to the help wanted forum

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Correct. So why didn''t you post there in the first place ?

Moved.

uhmm, there''s already another (and more serious) thread about this same project on this forum
http://www.gamedev.net/community/forums/topic.asp?topic_id=134177
no point in having two of them (when they are on top of the forum) when one of them seems that desperate and unprofessional

- ZeroX
Elium Game Project
We need members, specially programmers.
The site is down, here''s an in-game shot

Maybe someone should also mention that Crime Life (aka Grand Theft Auto) has been published already for PC and PLaystation 2.

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Original post by crackingod
WE ARE NOT DOING GTA3, FIRST OF ALL OUR GAME IS NOT A GTA3 CLONE!!! IT''s MORE LIKE MAFIA(which is 100x better than GTA3)
Also, it''s not gonna be the same stuff, since yuou can create your own crime organisation, and recruit people and stuff.

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Mafia''s been published too IIRC.

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Original post by Mihail121
Hi!

I know that this shoud go to the help wanted forum of the site but we just don''t have luck!Me and some other guys are members of a very SERIOUS group called ArrowHead.We want to create a super,ultra,mega interactive game called "Crime Life".The idea is that the player will be able to join different crime orgranizations.Not only that there will be a freedom to do everything.There will be also a lot of detains in the game.Like you will see dogs in the park doing some natural stuff and so on.THE RULES WILL BE:THERE ARE NO RULES!!!Now let''s get to the point.We are currently on the engine development.We can already load 3DS,MD2 also images BMP,TGA,PCX,(JPG soon),log support,OpenGL system class,display list class and so on.

IF SOME OF YOU GUYS WANT TO JOIN OUR GROUP AND BECOME PART OF THE ANARCHY THAN SEND AN E-MAIL TO OUR MODERATOR DANIEL ON daniel_swann@yahoo.com YOU CAN ALSO CHECK OUR SITE OUT http://www.geocities.com/crimelifegame AND ANOTHER THING.WE WANT TO FIND A PUBLISHER FOR OUR GAME AND I THAT HAPPENDS MONEY WILL COME OUT!!!

The things that we require are unleast 2 years OpenGL coding,serious intensions and hard work!Don''t forget that this is a chance for you to gain some experience and earn some money!!!

Bye!


The PAIN is coming...this summer!!!In cinemas everywhere.

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Dear:

[X] Clueless Newbie
[_] Lamer
[_] Flamer
[_] Pervert
[_] Geek
[X] Spammer
[_] Racist
[_] Jackass
[X] Troller
[_] Fundamentalist
[_] Satanist
[_] "Expert"
[_] Wannabe
[_] Dumbass
[X] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[_] Other: _______________________

You Are Receiving This Response Because:

[_] You imported another debate into this post
[_] You obviously don''t know anything about the topic at hand
[_] You posted a ''Top 10'' post.
[_] You posted a ''Relgion'' post
[_] You started a long, stupid thread
[_] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[_] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[X] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[_] You posted a ''Lord of the Rings'' post
[_] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[_] You double posted
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[_] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[X] You make no sense
[_] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[_] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[_] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[_] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[_] You made a baseless assertion
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[X] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[_] You say you''re ''L33t liek Jeffk.'', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[_] You didn''t do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
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[_] Blow me
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[_] All of the above

There should be a checkbox when you post (right below the "Include my profile signature" checkbox) to insert Heretic's form into messages.

You need to add a field, however, for not putting any spaces after punctuation.

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Original post by Mihail121
The PAIN is coming...this summer!!!In cinemas everywhere.

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What does this mean? Are you making a sequel to 'Gone in Sixty Seconds' too?

Jon Woyame
Programmer & Cheeto Consumer
http://www.moonthrone.com

[edited by - JonWoyame on January 18, 2003 10:05:03 PM]

Although I hate jackbums I tend to be one myself in these sorts of situations. Let me just say that "I am not cloning GTA. It's more like Mafia." Is completely stupid because (and all due respect to their publishers) they are practically the exact same game in a different setting. I would also like to clear up that having a rule that makes it so there are no rules is an oxy moron and an infinte loop. It can't happen because it contradicts itself. It actually hurts my head when I think about it too much. To simplify it for you: It's like how you can never get exactly a third of 100. (33.3 continuous)
A tip for you is that when someone flames you ignore them or actually have something legitimate to say rather than getting your gaming "pose" (that's paus-ee) to come and type in random caps with bad grammer, punctuation, etc. as mentioned by The Heretic.
If you want to make fun of me for saying "jackbum" like I'm not man enough to swear at you or something that's fine because I care times 0 and if you have attended math class you may be able to tell that when you multiply something by zero it is always zero. So through the power of deduction you can tell that I meant I don't care at all.
In conclusion I would like to share a story. There was a man named Samson and he was super extra strong and some chick needed to figure out why and he kept lying to her and he finally gave in and told her that if she cut his hair he'd loose his strength so she did (cut his hair that is). What I'm getting at, and I believe I speak on the behalf of all jerks here, the only reason we're flaming you is because you put the word "serious" in all capitals. The smallest thing can make the greatest men fall. Naw! I'm only kidding. Get a spell checker.
Cheerio

[edited by - Kinmii on January 19, 2003 12:30:13 PM]

Hey,
im also intreted im creating a game and youve definatley gotten farther thatn me, could you give me some tips and places where you got all your software and stuff?

-Damage