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Started by Gilzu Feb 27, 2003 at 5:13 PM 17 replies 600+ views

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Feb 27, 2003 at 5:13 PM

i had a little argument with a friend, and since english isnt our mother-language, i thought we should settle it here. what exactly are each of the bases? (and i mean as a phrase wit girls)

Gil Zussman gil@gilzu.com http://www.gilzu.com

AnonymousPosterChild

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AnonymousPosterChild

Feb 27, 2003 at 5:19 PM

Hmmm... crap, I don''t go by bases, I go by "power zones", but here''s my best:

1st base = Kissing (not a peck on the cheek)
2nd base = Over the clothes groping
3rd base = under the shirt action
Home plate = SCORRRRRRRRRRRRE!

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Conner McCloud

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Conner McCloud

Feb 27, 2003 at 5:27 PM

My understanding is that 1st is kissing, 2nd is any sort of groping/fondling (over or under clothing), 3rd is oral sex, and home is, well, APC got that one pretty good.

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Gilzu

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Gilzu

Feb 27, 2003 at 5:40 PM

"Power zones"?

Gil Zussman
gil@gilzu.com
http://www.gilzu.com

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IADaveMark

Feb 27, 2003 at 5:42 PM

Our rules were that first was kissing, 2nd was breast stuff, 3rd was in the pants stuff and home was... uh... damn. I don''t think I ever figured that one out.

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Tron3k

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Tron3k

Feb 27, 2003 at 5:48 PM

First Base - Discussing recent events
Second Base - Helping her with her computer
Third Base - Throwing in references to "John Carmack" and "DDR RAM"
Home Plate - Cha-ching! Talking about programming!

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AnonymousPosterChild

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AnonymousPosterChild

Feb 27, 2003 at 5:50 PM

quote:
Original post by Tron3k
First Base - Discussing recent events
Second Base - Helping her with her computer
Third Base - Throwing in references to "John Carmack" and "DDR RAM"
Home Plate - Cha-ching! Talking about programming!

Firebird Entertainment

You poor, lonely bastard.

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Bossk

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Bossk

Feb 27, 2003 at 5:52 PM

quote:
Original post by Tron3k
First Base - Discussing recent events
Second Base - Helping her with her computer
Third Base - Throwing in references to "John Carmack" and "DDR RAM"
Home Plate - Cha-ching! Talking about programming!

LOL!

neurokaotix

Feb 27, 2003 at 5:54 PM

First Base - Kissing (making out)
Second Base - Hand stuff (e.g. handjobs and fingering)
Third Base - Oral stuff (e.g. blowjobs and eating out)
Fourth Base or Home - Sex

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AndreTheGiant

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AndreTheGiant

Feb 27, 2003 at 9:30 PM

Most of you are close but you get the last two mixed up. Its more like this:

First Base - Kissing (making out)
Second Base - Hand stuff (e.g. handjobs and fingering)
Third Base - Sex
Home - Oral stuff (e.g. blowjobs and eating out)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay blowjobs!

pan narrans

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pan narrans

Feb 28, 2003 at 3:40 AM

OK so we got that figured out. Now... what''s a girl??

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krikkit

Feb 28, 2003 at 4:34 AM

I''m not sure what girls are, but I think you find them outside.

pan narrans

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pan narrans

Feb 28, 2003 at 4:45 AM

Like trees?

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krikkit

Feb 28, 2003 at 4:53 AM

Nah, they say they''re hard to catch...like rabbits.

Dragonskin

Feb 28, 2003 at 4:57 AM

A lot of women around where I live are like rabbits...which is why I tend to stay away from them (never know where they''ve been...eww...)

pan narrans

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pan narrans

Feb 28, 2003 at 4:57 AM

Riiiiiiight, ... so ... you catch them with a shotgun?

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krikkit

Feb 28, 2003 at 5:02 AM

Marlin hunting rifles.

Dragonskin

Feb 28, 2003 at 10:16 AM

quote:
Original post by pan narrans
Riiiiiiight, ... so ... you catch them with a shotgun?

That''s my preferred method, but some people find that putting their hand out with food on it works as well.

Of course, many of those people only have one hand left so I take that advice lightly.

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