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Started by glassJAw Mar 11, 2003 at 8:04 PM 5 replies 150+ views

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glassJAw

Mar 11, 2003 at 8:04 PM

How long should I cook 5 pounds of horse meat before it''s safe to eat?

Raymondo

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Raymondo

Mar 11, 2003 at 8:10 PM

until it stops bleeding

Facehat

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Facehat

Mar 11, 2003 at 10:31 PM

I generally just wait for the screaming to stop.

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ShockBoy

Mar 11, 2003 at 10:34 PM

You could always beat it over the head until it stops screaming, but that doesn't mean it's done. Wait for the smell to make you pass out. When you wake up, it's cooked to perfection!

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[edited by - ShockBoy on March 11, 2003 11:37:51 PM]

elMalloc

Mar 11, 2003 at 10:41 PM

You "an" nerd.

I eat Children.

I eat kids.

Look at The guy's post above me. LETS TALK ABOUT OSBSESEVIVE COMPUSLVEI DISDROER!

SOn of a bitch.

[edited by - elmalloc on March 11, 2003 11:43:21 PM]

ShockBoy

Mar 11, 2003 at 10:43 PM

We're gonna rape, kill, pillage, burn.
We're gonna rape, kill, pillage, burn.
Eat Babies

By the way, it's "You are a nerd." My anal-retentive mind at work!
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Before I couldn't spell engineer, now I are one!

[edited by - ShockBoy on March 11, 2003 11:44:22 PM]

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bishop_pass

Mar 12, 2003 at 1:52 AM

quote:
Original post by ShockBoy
We''re gonna rape, kill, pillage, burn.

Thread closed due to suggestion of criminal acts and generally cantankerous behavior.

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