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Has anyone played this yet? Im downloading the demo now (from fileplanet...shudder). I have a feeling its going to be tits. Yay!
No, but any game where you can use a cat as a silencer MUST be awsome!
Wow! I didnt even know that part. All I know is that the first game was really cool. Man, this is going to be even titser than I thought!
[edited by - AndreTheGiant on April 11, 2003 12:35:40 AM]
[edited by - AndreTheGiant on April 11, 2003 12:35:40 AM]
holy crap this game is fun!
Too bad they limited the demo to 7 minutes though.. I hope its not a 60$ game like all the other ''good'' games are.
The mission in the demo is to go to the store and get some milk. Needless to say, I beat 3 or 4 people''s heads off with a shovel and kicked their bodies down the street while I was at it. Just like in real life.
This game IS tits.
Too bad they limited the demo to 7 minutes though.. I hope its not a 60$ game like all the other ''good'' games are.
The mission in the demo is to go to the store and get some milk. Needless to say, I beat 3 or 4 people''s heads off with a shovel and kicked their bodies down the street while I was at it. Just like in real life.
This game IS tits.
Why kill em, just have to pee on them so they run away, much more efficient, and it doesn''t ruin your shovel
man, this 7 minute limit is killing me. Seriously, its not enough to tell if the game is good or not. I know they have to limit the demo somehow, but i wish it wasnt that way.
Anyway, does anyone know where the grenades and molotov coctail are in the demo? i cant find em.
Anyway, does anyone know where the grenades and molotov coctail are in the demo? i cant find em.
OMG. That was the most enjoyable game I've played in AGES. (Speaking of the demo) I got all those frikking jihad-ppl killed(in the store's upper level). I mean this game is the sickest, most evil and most tasteless game ever made.
You can for example (SICK EXAMPLE) choose a good victim, maybe a innocent woman, give her an electric shock so that she falls to the ground shaking, then pour some petrol on her and trow a burning match on her, she'll catch on fire. Then you can unzip, pee on her until she stops burning, and then take ahead your showel and smash her head off.
Or you could just train a dog to kill her. Either way, it's really enjoyable. And I do think this will be very educational to the young people around the world OMG. I say, but I can't deny I enjoyed it. Also the sick comments do make the game more fun. And you can also beat the crap out of the damn homeless ppl everybody hate
Today's game of tomorrow's reality ^_^
/MindWipe

[edited by - MindWipe on April 13, 2003 1:50:25 PM]
You can for example (SICK EXAMPLE) choose a good victim, maybe a innocent woman, give her an electric shock so that she falls to the ground shaking, then pour some petrol on her and trow a burning match on her, she'll catch on fire. Then you can unzip, pee on her until she stops burning, and then take ahead your showel and smash her head off.
Or you could just train a dog to kill her. Either way, it's really enjoyable.
Today's game of tomorrow's reality ^_^
/MindWipe

[edited by - MindWipe on April 13, 2003 1:50:25 PM]
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Original post by AndreTheGiant
man, this 7 minute limit is killing me. Seriously, its not enough to tell if the game is good or not. I know they have to limit the demo somehow, but i wish it wasnt that way.
Anyway, does anyone know where the grenades and molotov coctail are in the demo? i cant find em.
open the console like in Unreal and type "set gamestate demotime 9999"
hmmm, i played the demo a bit, but i don''t like it that much... i mean, i jump around on the dancefloor shooting a guys'' head off with my shotgun and the other people just dance on!!! this is silly! ps ever tried taking a piss up into the sky?
The demo is pretty fun, i''ve been playing it nonstop for the last 2 days.
The molotove cocktail is on the upperfloor of the convenient store, I haven''t found the grenades yet.
Whats really fun, is pee''ing in people faces, sometimes they puke.
Please, Get out of my store! This is not a stand around looky place!
The molotove cocktail is on the upperfloor of the convenient store, I haven''t found the grenades yet.
Whats really fun, is pee''ing in people faces, sometimes they puke.
Please, Get out of my store! This is not a stand around looky place!
As soon as the demo starts, I alt+tab out of the game and start the song "Bitches" by ICP and then return to the game. While this song is pumping, I run up to and enter the gay bar. Once inside I stand at the entrance, watching all the transvestites and homos getting their groove on.
Finally I can''t take it anymore and whip out my shovel. Like Hank Aaron I swing away, clubbing everyone to death, some try to run out the front door, but I run their ass down and kick them into the wall.
After the mass shovel carnage (still listening to ICP btw) I kicked all the dead bodies into the center of the dance floor, and then doused as much of the place as I could with gas. I went up into the balcony, and threw a single match down on the floor. The entire place lit up like a huge bonfire.
After the flames died down, I went back downstairs and had fun playing soccer with the toasted corpses.
I have never laughed so hard in my life at a game. I love it!!! And the best part is, I''m a completely non-violent person, and this game in no way makes me want to be one! So the media can just kiss our game-lovin'' asses.
Can''t wait to get the full version. Just can''t wait.
-Q
Finally I can''t take it anymore and whip out my shovel. Like Hank Aaron I swing away, clubbing everyone to death, some try to run out the front door, but I run their ass down and kick them into the wall.
After the mass shovel carnage (still listening to ICP btw) I kicked all the dead bodies into the center of the dance floor, and then doused as much of the place as I could with gas. I went up into the balcony, and threw a single match down on the floor. The entire place lit up like a huge bonfire.
After the flames died down, I went back downstairs and had fun playing soccer with the toasted corpses.
I have never laughed so hard in my life at a game. I love it!!! And the best part is, I''m a completely non-violent person, and this game in no way makes me want to be one! So the media can just kiss our game-lovin'' asses.
Can''t wait to get the full version. Just can''t wait.
-Q
Thank for the "demotime 9999" trick!!
This game is really something. I spent 20min on collecting bodies in the bath in the upperlevel of the store. I went out to the street and kicked alot of bodies all the way through the store, up the stairs and into the bath =)
Simply great
/MindWipe
[edited by - MindWipe on April 13, 2003 4:40:20 PM]
This game is really something. I spent 20min on collecting bodies in the bath in the upperlevel of the store. I went out to the street and kicked alot of bodies all the way through the store, up the stairs and into the bath =)
Simply great
/MindWipe
[edited by - MindWipe on April 13, 2003 4:40:20 PM]
"Does anyone have trouble running this game?
I have a p3 1ghz, 384mb of ram and a 32mb tnt 2.
It crashes on the loading screen. Is my machine too crappy to run this? "
I had the same problem. It sat on the warning screen and the game never loads. So I gave up and uninstalled the game.
P4 2.26ghz, 768mb DDR mem, GF4 Ti2400
John
I have a p3 1ghz, 384mb of ram and a 32mb tnt 2.
It crashes on the loading screen. Is my machine too crappy to run this? "
I had the same problem. It sat on the warning screen and the game never loads. So I gave up and uninstalled the game.
P4 2.26ghz, 768mb DDR mem, GF4 Ti2400
John
Killing people with cow heads...
Levelguy
Levelguy
I can''t belive IGN gave it only 5.5, well I can because this game is so moraly WRONG. Yes, it is. I could never make a game like this (Okey.. I made that When Kittens Turn Bad ^__^ But that''s another thing). This game could really have some serious damage on kids. Still, REALLY, enjoyable. I like taking out all the anger I have towards women in the game =)
Anyway, I think the full version will run on the computers it hasn''t ran on
Until then...
/MindWipe
Anyway, I think the full version will run on the computers it hasn''t ran on
Until then...
/MindWipe
Got the game today, after almost 3 months of waiting (since I first heard about it).
Truely the funnest game I have EVER played, and absolutely friggin hilarious to boot.
If you don''t have it, GET IT, PLAY IT, AND LOVE IT AS ME AND OTHER P2 FANS DO!!!!!
Truely a work of art. Worth every penny (warez monkeys can suck it. Get a job, dish out the cash, and stop being a damned thief. I don''t mean to be harsh, but people who rip off awesome game devs really piss me off.)
-Q
Truely the funnest game I have EVER played, and absolutely friggin hilarious to boot.
If you don''t have it, GET IT, PLAY IT, AND LOVE IT AS ME AND OTHER P2 FANS DO!!!!!
Truely a work of art. Worth every penny (warez monkeys can suck it. Get a job, dish out the cash, and stop being a damned thief. I don''t mean to be harsh, but people who rip off awesome game devs really piss me off.)
-Q
the grenades are on top of the lightpole, you have to jump up on the dumpster in the back alley, run along the wall, jump on the tiny ledge, run back almost to the dumpster, jump to the roof, run up the power line, run to the pole to the right. grenades are on top there.
and no, i didn''t use a guide, thats the most complex thing by far i''ve ever found in a game (i needed a guide in gta3 to find more than 10 packages
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and no, i didn''t use a guide, thats the most complex thing by far i''ve ever found in a game (i needed a guide in gta3 to find more than 10 packages
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