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Kill teh alienz!

Started by TSwitch Apr 21, 2003 at 9:19 PM 11 replies 850+ views

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Apr 21, 2003 at 9:19 PM

I found this incredibly interesting article on how we could defeat a superior alien force. http://kurellian.tripod.com/conc.html INNNNNTERESSSSSTINGGGG I like the one where we blow ourselves up to confuzzle teh alienz. [edit- clickified by Rhino]

Kuladus

Apr 22, 2003 at 6:53 AM

he''s got it all wrong, what we do is transport our waveforms into ''the subquantal dimension'' thus destroying the entire universe.

problem solved.

TSwitch

Apr 22, 2003 at 8:31 AM

Immediate problem solved, but we have the future problem of not existing because we destroyed the universe.

Although that would rid us of 50 Cent... hmmm

capn_midnight

Apr 22, 2003 at 8:50 AM

whoa. that was poo.
Apparently SciFi writers know more about real science than real Scientists. And magicians and illusionists will help to confuse the enemy:

magician: "Nothing up my sleave!"
alien: ":AUgnen13#$()ban"::{}+_" (Translation: what the f***?)
magician: *poof* "A rabbit!"
alien: "pa80ujmn)*^!*%d;oihnLOIHHOJKILL" (Translation: Burn his ass.)

owl

Apr 22, 2003 at 8:52 AM

quote:
We (humanity as a whole) currently suffer from a window of vulnerability. We''re sufficiently advanced to attract attention with radio signals as far as sixty or seventy lightyears away, but woefully inadequate to the task of defending ourselves from anyone who might show up in response.

Who wrote that? Donald Rumsfield?

andy-pandy

Apr 22, 2003 at 8:54 AM

[inevitable joke]

No, you did.

[/inevitable joke]

smiley4

Apr 22, 2003 at 9:08 AM

What are you talking about? Sci-Fi writers go by what the REAL scientists tell them! It''s not all their fault!

Dracoliche

Apr 22, 2003 at 10:04 AM

Why does the author ignore the easiest, coolest and most totally sweet way to defeat the aliens? USE NINJAS

Myopic Rhino

Apr 22, 2003 at 10:57 AM

quote:
We could mask a major counter-attack with an apparent nuclear war amongst ourselves. Sure, we''d pay a high price in destruction to some of our own cities and bases, but it might be the only way to rid ourselves of the alien threat.

Secretary of Defense: Sir, we think that our best option is to start a small nuclear war to confuzzle the aliens.

George Bush IV: w00t! Show me teh red button! Time to NUKE BAGHDAD!!

smiley4

Apr 22, 2003 at 11:06 AM

quote:
Secretary of Defense: Sir, we think that our best option is to start a small nuclear war to confuzzle the aliens.

George Bush IV: w00t! Show me teh red button! Time to NUKE BAGHDAD!!

How do know that''s not what''s realy going on now?

Umbongo

Apr 22, 2003 at 11:13 AM

quote:
Original post by Dracoliche
Why does the author ignore the easiest, coolest and most totally sweet way to defeat the aliens? USE NINJAS

You mean NINJAS

Peon

Apr 22, 2003 at 12:33 PM

quote:
Original post by Myopic Rhino
[quote]We could mask a major counter-attack with an apparent nuclear war amongst ourselves. Sure, we''d pay a high price in destruction to some of our own cities and bases, but it might be the only way to rid ourselves of the alien threat.

Secretary of Defense: Sir, we think that our best option is to start a small nuclear war to confuzzle the aliens.

George Bush IV: w00t! Show me teh red button! Time to NUKE BAGHDAD!!

That was excellent Rhino, haha. I especially like George Bush IV''s line..

Drevay

Apr 22, 2003 at 12:36 PM

Yep, MP knows his humor.

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