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exoskeletal_ninja
exoskeletal_ninja
Is it possible just before you die to relive your life, and if so, can you in the reliving sense you are about to die? If it was then that would be cool because you could jump outta the way or whatever.
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Hitchhiker90
Hitchhiker90
nope
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Senses777
Senses777

  
int CEternalLife::Life() // you gotta get something out of life right?

{
if(SecondsBeforeDeath() < 1800) // usually there is suffering just before death, lets just snip some of that out

{
CEternalLife(this, SecondsBeforeDeath()+1893456000); // pass life by pointers to be safe, none of those "if you create an exact copy of all of the atoms and their polarity/ accelleration/ position/ everything is it really you" crap, and give us 60 years (+30 minutes of coarse) to get everything done in this life

}
}

If only I weren''t so lazy I''d finish implementing this before my death, oh well. .sen
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Senses777
Senses777
of coarse a better solution would be recursive... .sen
"I want to make a simple MMORPG first" - Fenryl
smiley4
smiley4
Before you die, you see the ring.
Now I shall systematicly disimboule you with a .... Click here for Project Anime
template
template
The Goatse ring?
andy-pandy
andy-pandy
quote:
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The Goatse ring?


Thanks. I''m looking forward to my death a little bit more now.
smiley4
smiley4
What the hell is Goatse? Dosen''t anyone speak English anymore?
Now I shall systematicly disimboule you with a .... Click here for Project Anime
Voice Of Tango
Voice Of Tango
quote:
Original post by exoskeletal_ninja
Is it possible just before you die to relive your life, and if so, can you in the reliving sense you are about to die? If it was then that would be cool because you could jump outta the way or whatever.
Shut your word-hole, you damn fool.


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Pouyakatka
Pouyakatka
quote:
Original post by template
The Goatse ring?


At the end of the tunnel, there is no light. Only darkness. No sun at all. It''s a mythical place, that people often refer to.

kordova
kordova
quote:
Original post by smiley4
What the hell is Goatse? Dosen''t anyone speak English anymore?

Google is your deepest, most intimate friend. Well, aside from _it_ of course...



Wow.
klems
klems
quote:
Original post by smiley4
What the hell is Goatse? Dosen''t anyone speak English anymore?
The inevitable question...




Your opinion is wrong, have a nice day!
evil sausage
evil sausage
quote:
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What the hell is Goatse? Dosen''t anyone speak English anymore?



google knows what goatse is, but search with caution...

And so, the evil religion thread stole the wonderful "What the Heck?" thread's throne. Truly a sad day for gamedev.
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owl
LOL(this);
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Drevay
Drevay
We do not speak of_IT_! Got that?

And yes, young padawan, search the Great Google with caution whilst looking for the unspoken ''Goatse''....


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kordova
kordova
quote:
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We do not speak of_IT_! Got that?


You just did! Aaaaahhhhh!


Wow.
DakeDesu
DakeDesu
quote:
Original post by smiley4
What the hell is Goatse? Dosen''t anyone speak English anymore?


IEe, eigowa hadi ja arimasen.

Nihongo hanasita kudasai.

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fadilthrejk
fadilthrejk
NO!!!! DO NOT GOOGLE IT!!! YOU WILL REGRET IT!

[edited by - fadilthrejk on March 19, 2002 at 4:53 AM]
nick316
nick316
quote:
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What the hell is Goatse? Dosen''t anyone speak English anymore?


It is a must see. It will enlighten you.

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