quote:Hmm...maybe I shouldn't link to the attached program itself? Nah. [edited by - kordova on May 4, 2003 6:58:24 PM]
----- Original message follows ----- Microsoft Partner this is the latest version of security update, the "April 2003, Cumulative Patch" update which eliminates all known security vulnerabilities affecting Internet Explorer, Outlook and Outlook Express as well as five newly discovered vulnerabilities. Install now to protect your computer from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which could allow an attacker to run executable on your system. This update includes the functionality of all previously released patches. System requirements: Win 9x/Me/2000/NT/XP This update applies to: Microsoft Internet Explorer, version 4.01 and later Microsoft Outlook, version 8.00 and later Microsoft Outlook Express, version 4.01 and later Recommendation: Customers should install the patch at the earliest opportunity. How to install: Run attached file. Click Yes on displayed dialog box. How to use: You don't need to do anything after installing this item. Microsoft Technical Support is available at http://support.microsoft.com/ For security-related information about Microsoft products, please visit the Microsoft Security Advisor web site at http://www.microsoft.com/security Contact us at http://www.microsoft.com/isapi/goregwiz.asp?target=/contactus/contactus.asp Please do not reply to this message. It was sent from an unmonitored e-mail address and we are unable to respond to any replies. Thank you for using Microsoft products.
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Evidently microsoft has an email account at "kathy tyson" gaunco@excite.com. Thats just great.
YUO SHUD INSTAL TAHT RIHGT AWAY!!11!1! I DID BTU IT WAS TO LTAE!!11!! RIHGT AS I INSTALED IT< MY SYSTME CRASHED!11!1!! INSTAL NOW BE4 IST TOO LATE!!
well, actually, just curious, how big is the included file? Cause if it were to include all of the previous functionality it would have to be around at least 10mb...
well, actually, just curious, how big is the included file? Cause if it were to include all of the previous functionality it would have to be around at least 10mb...
another thought: MS would not report ''Win9x'' it would be win98, se...
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Original post by demonrazor2003
another thought: MS would not report ''Win9x'' it would be win98, se...
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What about 95, dumbass?
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quote:On that subject. I had NEVER had a virus since the Amiga days (those were nasty), until my sister visited me a while ago and borrowed it to "check her e-mail" and of course had to open an attachement with klez. I didn''t have any AV software then...
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I should probably remove it from my desktop as my gf might run it by accident, but anyway it''s a whopping 152kb, haha.
I''m tempted to upload it and include it in my profile.
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I installed it and my computer started talking to me. It said "wake up Neo..."
Heh, reminds me of a wrong IP hack I did to scare a friend, but I got it wrong. I was on cable, so I was able to access his files and install netbus. Fun
So I activated netbus and type "Hi akira" and the guy sees what I''m doing and responds via my netbus infection and goes "Who". So now I''m confused, so I ask "Is this xxx.xxx.xxx.213" and he says "No, this is xxx.xxx.xxx.223".
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What about 95, dumbass?
MS no longer supports Win 95, and hence, they do not put out updates for it any longer.
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[quote]Original post by demonrazor2003
another thought: MS would not report ''Win9x'' it would be win98, se...
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What about 95, dumbass?
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see the ... after ''win98, se ''? thats for everything beyond win3.11, so it includes win95
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I got that e-mail last week! I''m thinking of running it on my old pentium that hasn''t got any software on it anyway, to see what it does. I''d be pretty disappointed if it only opened up some ports without displaying a fun animation or clever joke.
specs of the old pentium?
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