look

/me grabs his dick

"Whoo Hooo!"

[EDIT] Does Micheal Jackson turn you on?..... He turns me on.

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- Rob Loach
Current Project: Go Through Object-Oriented Programming in C++ by Robert Lafore

"Do or do not. There is no try."
- Yoda


[edited by - Rob Loach on May 8, 2003 12:34:52 PM]

I find Michael Jackson more offensive than ''The Big G''!

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For crying out loud, she has fishes coming out of her head on either side. How can you find this hot?!

He looks much more scary now. I hate even looking at him.

Follow me a minute here.

The thing that launched MJ into complete stardom, rather than just has-been child-star-hood, was the Thriller video.

Now, take into account the deterioration of his facial features in the intervening year... and we come to the awful truth...

Merely interpolate the past few decades of plastic surgery snafus and you will find that the facial features of zombie-MJ perfectly fulfill the expectations of the facial deterioration curve currently evident.

This means that zombie-MJ is actually future-MJ, who went back in time to help past-MJ record and tape the "Thriller" video, thus launching his own career.

Scary huh.

Sadly, it seems that even in the intervening decade between now and the point at which he goes back in time as a fully hideous being, MJ still will not come to the realization that sleeping with little boys is a bad thing, and that he shouldn''t do documentaries. If he had, he could have warned past-MJ.

-fel

I wonder if he got around to sleeping with past-MJ?

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Original post by Eskhan
I wonder if he got around to sleeping with past-MJ?

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He couldn''t~! Think of teh paradoxes''s!

Anyways--the Thriller video was one of the actually decent things Micheal Jackson did.

I refer to Target''s theory of how to make a Game, or Pop Star successful: Include Incest, Pedophilia, or both.

Case examples?
Police--had a song about a special teacher''s pet
Van Halen (I think)--''Got it hot for the Teacher''
Olsen Twins--a very incestious relationship between twins.
Sailor Moon--1) the relationship between Sailor Neptune, and Sailor Uranus, 2) Sailor Chibi Moon''s apparent fascination with Tuxedo Mask.

I could add more to the list, but ah well.

-=-
Best in the west--according to Mindwipe.

There was a sailor uranus?? @.@

what has this show degraded into, "Sailor hentai"?

s**t, why didn''t he realise the omen?

too much loud music?

trousers too tight?

disco lights?

moonwalks?

drugs?

parental abuse?

Who cares, lock him up (preferably before he get''s under a green light)

R

holding little kids over balconies ain''t no smoking joke either.