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makeing a gaem!!!

Started by spoolg May 20, 2003 at 11:54 AM 24 replies 1.9k views
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spoolg
spoolg
hie i need soem help i ask hier cuz its the biggast f0rum!! i wants 2 maek a game but wat progarm do i neeed for it i haev miecrosoft word wid vizual bazic adn frontpaeg and i now html!!!!~ and bb coed! mie gaem wil be a spaecgmae with vary many enemis adn mnosters dat kill u if u r not good lolz!! btu it wil also b liek zelda so ids ZELDA IN SPAECE!!!!! adn it wil be vary good!! it si vary importnat i need help now!!!
_______Boops, son of Spoolg, son of Sproom, son of Joomp, son of Kloorf, son of Boops
AnonymousPosterChild
AnonymousPosterChild
FOUL n00b! I CAST THEE OUT!

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"What you think you see is only as real as your brain tells you it is."

"Tyr, please remove your head from the gift horses mouth."
With love, AnonymousPosterChild
spoolg
spoolg
i haerd their iz a porgram caled CEL SHAEDING but were do i d0wnload it?????????!! cuz i want 2 uze it for teh gam!!e!!!1
_______Boops, son of Spoolg, son of Sproom, son of Joomp, son of Kloorf, son of Boops
spoolg
spoolg
cna a moderator plz!!! maek dis post anuoancemant! cuz it si a vary imporant post adn i wnat a flikerign icon 2 cuz evryoin has 2 c it!!!!!!!!!!!!
_______Boops, son of Spoolg, son of Sproom, son of Joomp, son of Kloorf, son of Boops
Kyun
Kyun
O.o Has spelling gone to hell in this forum?
TommyTommyTommy
TommyTommyTommy
OKI HEAR SI HOW TO MAEK A GAEM!! (I KNOW BECOAUS IM TEH BEST EKSPERT!!!!)

FIRSTR YUO NED SOMTHG CALLD A COMPILOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

THE YUO TAEK (OEPN IT THE COPMPILOR) AND TYEP



COED FOR gAEM HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

INT MAIN(=
{
COUT >> OMG TEH MONSTAR!"

CIN >> GAEM LOOP;

IF( GAEM OVAR || PLAYER SI DEAD!!!)
{ //TYPE MESGAE:

COUT << "YUO R DEAD OMG LOLSZ" ENDDL
}

ELSE IF( KEEL ONSTAR)
{
MAEK NEW MONSTAR;

NEWMONSTAR.SIZE = pow(OLDMONSTAR.SIZE, 234);
}
}
}
}



OK THIS EXMPEL WAS C?? SYNTAXC BACUASE ALL TEH BEST PROGRAMMARS USE ET (LIEK BILL GAITS HWO MAED A GAEM CALLED MINESWEPAR!!!)

OFCOURES THS WAS SMALL EXAMPEL YUO CAN MAEK IT BIGGER IF YUO WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111



}
GameCreator
GameCreator
I suggest that the staff make an Old, Overused and Not Funny Any More Jokes forum. That way moderators can move crap like this there.

Oh, and make the forum invisible.
BriTeg
BriTeg
quote:

COUT >> OMG TEH MONSTAR!"


Awesome.



[edited by - BriTeg on May 20, 2003 1:49:20 PM]
Brianmiserere nostri <font color=#BC
Critical_Waste
Critical_Waste
Damnit I thought Yoda was dead. [kicks ground in anger]
Hikeeba
Hikeeba
Why does a post like this always show up when a there''s huge, incomplete, showcase-of-bad-grammar-and-spelling idea in some other forum?
tr0n
tr0n
Plya yodas gaem adn see hwo ot maek a godo gaem!!!~
http://fonger.0catch.com/dino.zip
Critical_Waste
Critical_Waste
So, now I am going to play a game: How fast is your little game not fucking funny. Done. Not funny at all. Most people do not know the history of Yoda and are often "shocked" into responsing. You are not making a point but just further incressing confusion and noise on the forums. So now I will do my part and mimic you.
smiley4
smiley4
Say whatever happened to Californium? He was an annoyance too.
Now I shall systematicly disimboule you with a .... Click here for Project Anime

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