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Started by Boops Jun 4, 2003 at 7:49 PM 21 replies 700+ views
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Boops
Boops
boops attacks you for 12 points of damage.
kordova
kordova
ERROR: cannot divide by zero
Boops
Boops
boops uses super health potion and gained 10 health points
Bossk
Bossk
Bossk casts sleep.
Boops falls asleep for 3 rounds.
kordova
kordova
ERROR: Assert(health+item.potion<=health_max) failed at line 157 in main.c
daher
daher
throw Stupid_Error("Stupid_Message");
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Boops
Boops
quote:
Original post by kordova
ERROR: Assert(health+item.potion<=health_max) failed at line 157 in main.c


Hey that test makes no sense, my health was 5 points below health_max, I have the right to be healed!
Xtremehobo
Xtremehobo
PostQuitMessage(0);
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flamewill
flamewill
IF msg=WM_DESTROY THEN GOTO 1300;
Blt 'em Blittin' Blips.
CGameProgrammer
CGameProgrammer
CGP stands next to Boops.
30 seconds pass.
CGP swings his axe at Boops, who is two feet in front of him.
Boops just stands there.
CGP misses.
30 seconds pass.
Boops jabs his short sword at CGP.
CGP dodges it without moving a muscle.
30 seconds pass.

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flamewill
flamewill
WRATH OF GOD!!!!!
Blt 'em Blittin' Blips.
Rixter
Rixter
I cast Magic Missile
daher
daher
void castMegicMissile( const Missile &m )
{
if ( m.Ready() )
m.status.int /= 0.0f;
}

Pufffff.... what a buggy game, who made it?
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sanguineraven
sanguineraven
SanguineRaven summons Knights of the Round before reaching his lv4 limit break and using Omnislash

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Quoth the Raven, nevermore...
bastardos
bastardos

Bastardos slashes all with his flame-post!
Suddenly a voice erupts: "Bastardos, you are an idiot"!
Bastardos is forever banned from RPG''s.

Bastardos The Great
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Boops
Boops
quote:
Original post by CGameProgrammer
CGP stands next to Boops.
30 seconds pass.
CGP swings his axe at Boops, who is two feet in front of him.
Boops just stands there.
CGP misses.
30 seconds pass.
Boops jabs his short sword at CGP.
CGP dodges it without moving a muscle.
30 seconds pass.


Someone could almost think you find RPG''s boring :rolleyes:


Boops casts "Blaze" and damaged you for 10.1 points of damage.
Xgkkp
Xgkkp
Xgkkp casts Apocalypse.
Everyone Dies.
AnonymousPosterChild
AnonymousPosterChild
AnonymousPosterChild uses Phoenix Down on YodaTheCoda
















































Horror ensues

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Jamie7
Jamie7
Wow, this is fun and entertaining. *Rolls Eyes*

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