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Started by fadilthrejk Jul 10, 2003 at 1:34 AM 50 replies 1.5k views

Original Post

Jul 10, 2003 at 1:34 AM

ok, most of you know the rules if not, then here: We tell a story, all leading off of whatever the others say, and you speak in the third person. Here''s the premise: In the aftermath of the Mustard War, well, everybody''s dead, including you, and the universe is reduced to a pile of rubble. In an effort to restore harmony and peace to the universe, the Programmers redesigned it and named it Universe 2. Many millenia passed and all was well. Then word started passing about a New Mustard. Fadilthrejk (he''s new, not the old one) learned of this and felt compelled to search for it. If he found it, he could live his dream of being an evil overlord. He sets off toward the Kingdom to gather more information.

cowsarenotevil

Jul 10, 2003 at 1:36 AM

Last time I checked I was still alive in the old one, so I''ll have to take the role of programmer. This could be fun...

fadilthrejk

Jul 10, 2003 at 1:40 AM

did we ever finish the old one?

RedBitsOfYarn

Jul 10, 2003 at 1:43 AM

meanwhile, as the giant protectorate of the mustard made plans to destroy Fadilthrejk (because they have fortune telling computers), a ninja women slips into her future shield (so the fortune telling machines == crap when it comes to sensing the ninja woman).

cowsarenotevil

Jul 10, 2003 at 1:44 AM

quote:
Original post by fadilthrejk
did we ever finish the old one?

No. But we need a new one where I have total control over everyone else (don''t worry, I won''t be able to kill people, just make small modifications...)

cowsarenotevil

Jul 10, 2003 at 1:46 AM

quote:
Original post by RedSweater
meanwhile, as the giant protectorate of the mustard made plans to destroy Fadilthrejk (because they have fortune telling computers), a ninja women slips into her future shield (so the fortune telling machines == crap when it comes to sensing the ninja woman).

cowsarenotevil places the blue screen of death on one of the fortune telling computer.

fadilthrejk

Jul 10, 2003 at 1:49 AM

Having been the creator of the Thread, Fadilthrejk secretly reveals that his presence in this world is merely to watch over it and ensure that things go smoothly, and his avatar (who will be referred to with a lowercase ''f'' ie: fadilthrejk) will however participate in the action, and may not always portray the typical overseer.

SewageWorker

Jul 10, 2003 at 2:03 AM

MeanWhile SewageWorker is hundreds of miles below the surface fixing mustard leaks from mustard transportaion pipes...
He hears a whushhhh sound going past him , he turns around and sees a shadow of a woman dissapearing in the darkness of the sewers.¹

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¹. eh I know nothing about the previous thing so I just thought
I give it a try, If my character is not welcome or I'm going the
wrong way, ignore this part of the story... eh

[edited by - SewageWorker on July 10, 2003 3:03:45 AM]

cowsarenotevil

Jul 10, 2003 at 2:14 AM

quote:
Original post by SewageWorker

eh I know nothing about the previous thing so I just thought
I give it a try, If my character is not welcome or I''m going the
wrong way, ignore this part of the story... eh

Don''t worry, that''s fine. The mustard is used in a slightly different context from last time, but hey, it''s a new universe.

fadilthrejk

Jul 10, 2003 at 3:05 AM

Fadilthrejk: "slightly different, but still just as . . . useful"

fadilthrejk sees a finger rise through his sink, and somehow a woman pops out, covered in mustard.

Rixter

Jul 10, 2003 at 3:09 AM

Rixter, who has been wandering for apparently thousands of years since the beginning last time, continues to wander.

fadilthrejk

Jul 10, 2003 at 3:12 AM

Fadilthrejk decides that the Holy Mustard shall be found by somebody new. Who works in a sewer. He will begin to amass an army . . .

PouyaCat

Jul 10, 2003 at 4:12 AM

PouyaCat wasn''t actually killed during the big crunch, but rather turned into a virus. He now looks through all the computers, trying to find that silly person he was supposed to kill.

SewageWorker

Jul 10, 2003 at 4:13 AM

SewageWorker was tightening a bolt in one of the pipes, his face was covered with mustard ... suddenly two pairs of strong hands tightened around his arms and lifted him up. On of the men took a strange device out of his pocket, he held it in front of the SewageWorkers eyes ... his eye closed ...

When he opened them , he was in a house ... a royal house, sitting on a chair with fadilthrejk standing in front of him.

EDIT: typos

[edited by - SewageWorker on July 10, 2003 5:14:16 AM]

fadilthrejk

Jul 10, 2003 at 4:20 AM

the woman who fadilthrejk found led him to where the palace was. She was then promptly killed. Fadilthrejk sent the men to capture SewageWorker so he could use his avatar, fadlithrejk, to manipulate the new Overlord into finding the one thing that could destroy Fadilthrejk: The Dark Portal of Brightness.

fadilthrejk explains that SewageWorker must find the Holy Mustard and use it to rule the world

SewageWorker

Jul 10, 2003 at 4:38 AM

SewageWorker makes some small nanomachines to be inserted into the intrauniversal mustard transportation pipes in search of the Holy Mustard cavern ... since he has been proven to have no ability to program, he sends a message to cows and asks him to program his nanomachines so they can search the Mustard pipes ....

PouyaCat

Jul 10, 2003 at 4:39 AM

PouyaCat suddenly finds himself stuck in a personal computer. He curses the faits that caused the computer internet connection to crash just as he peeked in. He glances around the system, then finds a microphone and a webcam! He turns them on, and finds himself looking at a latter ugly sewage worker. "Ugh... good thing I can''t smell! ... Whoops, there are speakers on this thing? Wow, nifty! Hey, can you hear me?!"

SewageWorker

Jul 10, 2003 at 4:45 AM

SewageWorker clicks on the send button in InLook Exprose 3004¹ to giive cows the message for the program. suddenly he hears a teeny weeny voice from the speakers ... The voice says : "Take a bloody shower then come back."²

SewageWorker takes a shower and the comes back to listen to what the voice says but he finds out that all his partitions (Except for C have been deleted) ... he shouts WTF U R TEH ... but the voice suddenly loudens and says : ...

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¹ InLook Exprose 3004 is a trademark of UltraLargeSoft (R)
² eh .. I didn't appreciate the smell thing ..

[edited by - SewageWorker on July 10, 2003 5:47:34 AM]

fadilthrejk

Jul 10, 2003 at 6:37 AM

Fadilthrejk animates the placid body of PouyaCat, and he says:
"@11 j00r m3g@8yTz r h4x0r3z"

EDIT: made it a little easier to read. damn i wish i knew l33t speak.

[edited by - fadilthrejk on July 10, 2003 7:48:54 AM]

kordova

Jul 10, 2003 at 6:47 AM

OMGxxor

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