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Spiders

Started by Goober King Jul 19, 2003 at 10:30 PM 70 replies 3.6k views

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Jul 19, 2003 at 10:30 PM

The damn things are everywhere in my place. Not the little you can hardly see them kind. No. The What the hell is that on the far wall, Scooting across my floor? I don''t get it. I dont have tons of bugs for them to gobble up but they are here prancing around my place like they own it. I hate spiders. I realy hate them. They weren''t like this a month ago. It all started when one dropped out of my pants. I don''t know how he got there but I could feel him fall down my leg. Now not only are they all around but I can feel them on me all the time. I also sleep on the floor so I''m freaked out that they are crawling around on me in my sleep. Found one I crush in my sleep before. The biggest one just came and he fell into my oven under the burners. Which I proptly turned on. I hope he''s a crispy criter now but I just don''t realy know. I hate it when they get away but it doesn''t mater realy. There is always another to take his place. Its not like my place is trashed out. Ok it is a little but thats just because I''ve sitching system cases and I got messy....and bloody. Got cut up real good by the new case....BUT back the spiders. Lots of them. Do you think they classify as a thing that should be killed by law by the landlord? Because they realy need to go away now.

DakeDesu

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DakeDesu

Jul 19, 2003 at 10:33 PM

I am glad I do not live in big bug country like you do (most of the southern states have big bugs, or so I hear)

jmg5

Jul 19, 2003 at 10:35 PM

I live in the basement (where lots of insects get in). I sleep on a matress on the floor. It sucks. I know how you feel. I really hate spiders, too. There was this huge one crawling on my bed yesterday. Disgusting.

Needless to say I smashed it''s guts out

Nervo

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Nervo

Jul 19, 2003 at 10:39 PM

Misery is not a southern state. Neither is Missouri.

DakeDesu

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DakeDesu

Jul 19, 2003 at 10:40 PM

quote:
Original post by Nervo
Misery is not a southern state. Neither is Missouri.

Can you name all ten provinces and three territories?

Nervo

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Nervo

Jul 19, 2003 at 10:42 PM

No, but why don't you enlighten me then.

EDIT: But I do know they all reside on the planet TIBERIA

[edited by - nervo on July 19, 2003 11:43:00 PM]

DakeDesu

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DakeDesu

Jul 19, 2003 at 10:45 PM

quote:
Original post by Nervo
No, but why don''t you enlighten me then.

I was A) admitting that I was wrong, and B) saying that not everybody needs to know everything about the USA, particularly not people living in USA.

quote:
EDIT: But I do know they all reside on the planet TIBERIA

The planet Tiberia has not existed for several years. Canada is not part of the dead planet Tiberia.

Xtremehobo

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Xtremehobo

Jul 19, 2003 at 10:45 PM

DrunkenBastard

Jul 19, 2003 at 10:47 PM

quote:
Original post by Goober King
...Do you think they classify as a thing that should be killed by law by the landlord? Because they realy need to go away now.

If there are as manny as you say there are then hell yes.

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p.s. excuse me english. im from L.A.

DakeDesu

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DakeDesu

Jul 19, 2003 at 10:48 PM

Why does the movie Arachnophobia come to mind?

Nervo

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Nervo

Jul 19, 2003 at 10:49 PM

quote:
Original post by DakeDesu
quote:
Original post by Nervo
No, but why don''t you enlighten me then.

I was A) admitting that I was wrong, and B) saying that not everybody needs to know everything about the USA, particularly not people living in USA.

quote:
EDIT: But I do know they all reside on the planet TIBERIA

The planet Tiberia has not existed for several years. Canada is not part of the dead planet Tiberia.

Despite what you say, and by now I think I catch half the gist I am still curious beyond words.

Peon

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Peon

Jul 19, 2003 at 11:00 PM

I also hate spiders, but we have most daddy long-legs here where I live in Cali, so I guess I''m lucky. We do get a lot of silverfish bugs when it''s hot though... little small things, really flat. They like to eat? paper (or so my parents say, I dunno) Freaking fast little guys. I swear, I see one on the wall and try and kill it... he moves about 4 feet in one second, I kid you not. Lost him after that. I always pull my bed slightly away from the wall, just because I''m afraid a bug will crawl into it while I''m asleep

Ultimately, it doesn''t matter; it just seems a little nasty.

Goober King

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Goober King

Jul 19, 2003 at 11:01 PM

To he who posted the pick. You are a bastard. There is nothing, nothing more ugly that a spider. And thats one ugly spider. I may have to ignore this tread for awhile as I''m begining to freak with all the spider talk.

Hikeeba

Jul 19, 2003 at 11:07 PM

Hate spiders. Absolutely hate ''em. Eight legged servants of death. I kill them on sight. Especially as the ones I run across the most are black widows and brown recluses.

But, say hello to the solifugid! The Wind Scorpion! The Desert Screamer! The Camel Spider!

rhesus

Jul 19, 2003 at 11:17 PM

I dont have anything against spiders and if i see some inside i let it always live so that it can eat other stupid bugs away. And yes the spiders here are a really pathetic sight compared to the ones found elsewhere

Goober King

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Goober King

Jul 19, 2003 at 11:18 PM

Those are the evil spiders. Where do you live Texas. When I lived in Texas we had lots of those. They seam to have every type of whatever it may be that kills. Including poloticans. While working as a something I''m not going to admit to, we found a great way to kill any bug or spider of basicly any size at a safe distance. Gum remover. It freezes the little bastards almost instantly.

DrunkenBastard

Jul 19, 2003 at 11:18 PM

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p.s. excuse me english. im from L.A.

Hikeeba

Jul 19, 2003 at 11:24 PM

quote:
Original post by Goober King
Those are the evil spiders. Where do you live Texas. When I lived in Texas we had lots of those. They seam to have every type of whatever it may be that kills. Including poloticans. While working as a something I'm not going to admit to, we found a great way to kill any bug or spider of basicly any size at a safe distance. Gum remover. It freezes the little bastards almost instantly.

I'm gonna' have to try that.

I live in Mississippi. I find the black widows outside. Pick up anything or look in any dark place and there's usually a black widow there. The brown recluses always show up inside. And I think they're getting smarter. I got into a fight with one last night. Seriously. I jousted with that thing a few times before I got him.

EDIT: Drunken Bastard, are those funnel webs?

[edited by - Hikeeba on July 19, 2003 12:28:53 AM]

DrunkenBastard

Jul 20, 2003 at 12:47 AM

I don''t know. I got them from here, but didn''t read the page. Theres some more pictures here too.

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p.s. excuse me english. im from L.A.

Chacha

Jul 20, 2003 at 3:59 AM

Ahhhh! I HATE SPIDERS!!

Those pictures will give me nightmares

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