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DOS source code...

Started by TheNerd Tk421 Aug 6, 2003 at 10:26 PM 5 replies 250+ views

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Aug 6, 2003 at 10:26 PM

lol... // MS DOS, written in one-and-a-half minutes by Billy Gates.// 10 PRINT "C:\" 20 IF USERINPUT THEN 30 PRINT "Memory Allocation Error [F]ail, [R]etry, 40 GOTO 20 50 END //The full sourcecode to Netscape 3.0// #include <bomb.h> #include <freeze.h> #include <theRestOfTheShit.h> #define main() { if (freeRAMFound()) fragment_RAM(); if (page_loading()) GetNewSysError(11); set_user(mode,irritated); set_user(mode,angry); set_user(mode,rage); if (picture_displayed(porn)) GetNewSysError(11); if (internetExplorer_installed()) getUserCreditCardNumber(sendTo_random(e-amail_adresses)); } [edited by - TheNerd Tk421 on August 6, 2003 11:27:25 PM]

Ekim_Gram

Aug 6, 2003 at 10:27 PM

Clicky is bad, and I think DOS was written in binary/assenbly.

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TheNerd Tk421

Aug 6, 2003 at 10:28 PM

It was a joke....

DakeDesu

Aug 6, 2003 at 10:34 PM

quote:
Original post by TheNerd Tk421
It was a joke....

and an old one too... even the Windows 95 source code version is too old to be regularly used.

Pouya

Aug 6, 2003 at 10:39 PM

quote:
Original post by TheNerd Tk421
It was a joke....

Damn, and I had believed that. You''re such a jerk.
I told all my friends that I have obtained a copy of MS DOS source code and I was gonna spread it around in our elementary school to look like the coolest kid in the school. Now that you tell me it wasn''t real, I''m gonna have to keep bringing up excuses why I can''t bring the code to school.

Zorodius

Aug 6, 2003 at 10:45 PM

quote:
Original post by Pouya
quote:
Original post by TheNerd Tk421
It was a joke....

Damn, and I had believed that. You''re such a jerk.
I told all my friends that I have obtained a copy of MS DOS source code and I was gonna spread it around in our elementary school to look like the coolest kid in the school. Now that you tell me it wasn''t real, I''m gonna have to keep bringing up excuses why I can''t bring the code to school.

Say a horse robbed you on your way to school.

DakeDesu

Aug 6, 2003 at 11:05 PM

quote:
Original post by Zorodius
quote:
Original post by Pouya
quote:
Original post by TheNerd Tk421
It was a joke....
Damn, and I had believed that. You''re such a jerk. I told all my friends that I have obtained a copy of MS DOS source code and I was gonna spread it around in our elementary school to look like the coolest kid in the school. Now that you tell me it wasn''t real, I''m gonna have to keep bringing up excuses why I can''t bring the code to school.
Say a horse robbed you on your way to school.

Yes, darn the horses--serves them right for being inedible.

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