1. Stick your open palm under the stall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn''t put my lips on that". 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I''ve never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say, "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor while yelling, "Whoa! Easy Boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters." 12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Could you kick that back over here, please. 13. Say, "C''mon, Mr. Happy! Don''t fall asleep on me!!" 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot." 15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna to do?" 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dresser Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor an say, "Peek-a-boo!" 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free." HAHAHA... - Eric

sea kelp

Mark Collins (aka Nurgle)
me@thisisnurgle.org.uk

Hey, did u get that from the DENSA site?

If you code it, they will come...

Commander M
http://commanderm.8m.com
cmndrm@commanderm.8m.com

May I point out that you have a twisted sense of humor?

J2xC (J. Connolly)

"Then study this: Borg provokes Klingon, Klingon breaks Borg's nose" Belanna Torres, Star Trek Voyager 5.11 "Someone to watch over me"

Heh, just brightening the spirit Bob, no, I get it from www.funnymail.com, nice site by the way.

- Eric

heheh i though nes8bit would crack sooner than later...


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http://cowswell.gda.ods.org/

20. Actually do what you need to do


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21. Scream several times while in the stall.

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- DarkMage139
"Real game developers don't change the rules. Real game developers don't break the rules. Real game developers make the rules!"
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