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Started by Crispy Sep 8, 2003 at 5:45 PM 16 replies 450+ views
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Crispy
Crispy
I''m tired. I mean really tired. And what do people get when they''re tired? You guessed it - an urge to write poems!

GD Blues

by Crispy Subtle crackling in the door - roaches are eating. A pneumatic bang and lots of gore - transcendence calls a meeting. That''s the backdrop of the night, just a shadowy enclave on the verge of reason, this thing rhymes with Dave. Pouya''s math skills cut the fog, Taulin runs for office - either way it''s like a cog, if you count the teeth, you''re offish. Xtremehobo does the robo, by dancing with TSwitch evaporates nes8bit''s mobo, Khawk, we''ve found a glitch! Samith peers outside the the window - he dreads the nightfall tread liquidAir then holds his hand and and they almost trotter civil to the lavatory built of teeth of long forgotten ogres, engraved in lid material is clearly: "cows just aren''t evil" Zul''s shoephone rings and he quickly springs a kiwi at Rob Loach''s pinkish temple. But, although the kiwi''s ripe and soft (and yummy), it leaves an inch-deep dimple. (Bitch!) Oluseyi''d then interefere, say: "guys, let''s not act deer". "Let''s drink some beer," says Valvedere (who?) and promptly starts to sneer. "Omega Minolta Gravy", shouts out Voice of Tango, "the tribes in Africa have built a navy, hidden in the tongo!" Zordius loads up the cannons with Valderman''s prothesis, mittens simply stops and hops and sneezes out a thesis. template turns in pretty late, he thinks he''s caught a cold, but no, it''s APC instead (on his nose like mold). "Get off," says template warily, but APC looks scary: "you''ve seen my picture, haven''t you - I look like Denis Leary!" (next verse in messed up Italian) Raduprv mangia la minestra, esso è molto molto chiaro, lui la farebbe con un gruppo perché è sidekick del maestro (and now in English again) bishop_pass, bishop_pass - no apparent sine waves here.
The End
"Literally, it means that Bob is everything you can think of, but not dead; i.e., Bob is a purple-spotted, yellow-striped bumblebee/dragon/pterodactyl hybrid with a voracious addiction to Twix candy bars, but not dead."- kSquared
Crispy
Crispy
quote:
Original post by zer0wolf
Other than the fact that I was nowhere to be found in the poem, it did put a smile on my face



Sorry for leaving you out... There isn''t always room for everyone, sadly...
"Literally, it means that Bob is everything you can think of, but not dead; i.e., Bob is a purple-spotted, yellow-striped bumblebee/dragon/pterodactyl hybrid with a voracious addiction to Twix candy bars, but not dead."- kSquared
twix
twix
This makes me feel very confused, and rather un-loved.
Crispy
Crispy
All right... I get it... I share my intellectual disability with you guys (in the form of the above poem) and then get flamed. So, to make things fair for everyone, let''s create list who wants to be in the next poem.

I''ll jot you both down for starters. Anyone else interested, please let me know.

Zer0wolf
twix
"Literally, it means that Bob is everything you can think of, but not dead; i.e., Bob is a purple-spotted, yellow-striped bumblebee/dragon/pterodactyl hybrid with a voracious addiction to Twix candy bars, but not dead."- kSquared
twix
twix
Nah, frankly I''d rather stay out of this artistic train wreck.
Raymondo
Raymondo
That would make a good spanish tune.


I''m thinking of something like Cancion Triste, by jesse Cook.
RamboBones
RamboBones
hehe, very nice poem Crispy.

And yes I''d love to be in the next one , even though I''m not all that well known around here


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RamboBones
RamboBones
You also need something about Yoda in the next poem


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sanguineraven
sanguineraven
what about me? what about raven?

any yes... htf could you leave out yoda?
DukeAtreides076
DukeAtreides076
OoOhh oohhh pick me pick meeee *strains* I want to be in the next poem!

Thats a pretty damn good poem you made, especially for being tired. It even rhymes.

quote:
Original post by RamboBones
And yes I''d love to be in the next one , even though I''m not all that well known around here


I''ve seen you around a few times.

Yay peoms!!
RamboBones
RamboBones
quote:
Original post by DukeAtreides076
I''ve seen you around a few times.

Yay peoms!!

Yes I''m around a fair bit. I''m probably not known cause I don''t start topics and I don''t tend to post that much. Plus I have better things to do than spend all my time in the forums .


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twix
twix
quote:
Original post by RamboBones
Plus I have better things to do than spend all my time in the forums .

Heretic!
cowsarenotevil
cowsarenotevil
I'm never included in any of these things. It makes me feel... well, I'm not sure I care.

EDIT: Well, I'm hinted at at least.

[edited by - cowsarenotevil on September 8, 2003 9:45:44 PM]
-~-The Cow of Darkness-~-
Crispy
Crispy

GDNeT: Capriccio


by Crispy

In a Galaxy far far away, it's a dawning Wednesday morning consensus
with seven seventy-seven, ladies and genlemen, allow me to introduce: Mister Senses!
He has hands as pure as gold and a brain of sparkling diamond,
an adamantine heart and spells the same in all seven of tenses.

Derailed, dethroned, unhinged and deboned,
he's been overthrown and overgrown,
let us also show our love endless
for you, Benjamin, you're our tendresse .

P one!, P one!, Programmer One!, you're a one-man wonder, P one the Hunn!
You are the Ultima, you are the Limit, the Discrete Sum and the Integral Unit!
You're our digital laugh and our analog joy -
honest to God, I find you quite spunky, but I think you're a boy.
You're our feed, our nibble and byte, our liposuction and virtual right,
our CRC check and the best runtime bugger, you're always so calm, but sometimes such a big slugger.

(it's 5 AM now and all words rhyme)

Lunar if dented, Nubian otherwise, longevity superimposed with medium fat fries,
multisex logic, non-lithovorous appetite, the Duke is expected to 'rrive on a kite.
Yes, he did fly straight in a Wind Trap, the last words he said were "beavers and crap",
I think they're going to name an isthmus after him, call it Duke of Atreides, or Alien Jim.

cowsarenotevil, cowsarenotevil, cowsarenotevil and neither is RamboBones.
cowsarenotevil, cowsarenotevil, cowsarenotevil, dammit!
cowsarenotevil, cowsarenotevil, cowsarenotevil, cowsarenotevil!
cowsarenotevil, cowsarenotevil, cowsarenotevil, dammit, this sucks - I'll have to find some sonnet type of rhyme here... sanguine, rambo and cowsarenotevil - you'll pre included in part three, I can't keep my eyes open anymore.

A Sonnet for Yoda

The tools of Satan are many - most of us hardly know them all,
there's the screw and the driver, the anvil and the sander and the wrench,
the occasional lubricant, the kettle and the dog, the fork and surely a familiar called Yoda.
His familiars are redish and hop like crippled cows, no new sight to farmers in Hell,
above ground that, however, is pretty unusual - if you want to try it out, just save up for a Dell.



[edited by - crispy on September 8, 2003 10:24:40 PM]
"Literally, it means that Bob is everything you can think of, but not dead; i.e., Bob is a purple-spotted, yellow-striped bumblebee/dragon/pterodactyl hybrid with a voracious addiction to Twix candy bars, but not dead."- kSquared

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