Another sleeping thread

Cows lie down to sleep, and yes they can be evil some days.

They sleep lying down, but go into a semi-resting mode standing up (which is when evil people tip them over...) Most cows are actually generally nice, but when you attempt to harm them (or milk them with cold hands), they kick you. They generally forgive you (or forget you, it''s hard to tell...) soon after.

NOTE: I''ve never been around cows for a prolonged period either, but I have lots of good material on them. I''m from Wisonsin (don''t live there now, though) which may partly explain my obsession.

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Original post by LockePick
Cows lie down to sleep, and yes they can be evil some days.

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excellent. I also hear the the cows fecal matter brings forth bountiful fruits.

But do cows have lucid dreams? Is it just the evil ones?

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Original post by cowsarenotevil
They sleep lying down, but go into a semi-resting mode standing up (which is when evil people tip them over...) Most cows are actually generally nice, but when you attempt to harm them (or milk them with cold hands), they kick you. They generally forgive you (or forget you, it''s hard to tell...) soon after.

NOTE: I''ve never been around cows for a prolonged period either, but I have lots of good material on them. I''m from Wisonsin (don''t live there now, though) which may partly explain my obsession.

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interesting.

BONE!