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Who saw this movie? What did you think?
I saw it recently. I really enjoyed the Blade and Matrix films, so I figured this had to be okay in my book.
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Well, no. See, the Blade and Matrix movies were something that Underworld wasn''t - good. Underworld contains very little dialogue, and what little it does have is generally screwed up. The movie uses dialogue as narrative. It''s just patronizing. However, the lead actress is both gorgeous and an extremely good fit for the part, but some of the other actors deliver pretty poor performances. Plus, the script sucks.
By the way, it''s about a vampire and a werewolf falling in love.
I''m willing to forgive the fact that the plot blows, as long as the action is entertaining. But it''s not. Underworld features an enormous amount of combat, but it''s all meaningless chaotic gunplay. The previews lead you to believe you get to see some cool martial arts, but there''s very little in the movie.
Underworld can be fun despite it''s many, many flaws, but it''s not a very good movie overall.
oh yeah, kate beckinsale!

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I watched Underworld. I was slightly disapointed. I was hoping for a more Interview with a Vampire movie, where an entire world is layed out for me, in it''s wonderful glory. Instead I get a Matrix Who Done It Movie. (M-DIT)
If you don''t know what a M-DIT is, it''s one where the world is layed out very well, except the writers forgot to tell you exactly wtf is happening. It works with The Matrix, and some others, because the world isn''t too far fetch from reality, it''s now, except with an added layer of goodness. With The Underworld we have two friggin'' new mythos, Vampires & Werewolfs, with legends and a biology of their own, which is also not the traditional Vampire mythos(Werewolves are pretty close). Then we have the prophesy*, except the writter kinda forgot to include it until we''re 3/4ths into the movie.
If the Matrix was layed out like underworld:
(crawling thru the walls)
Morphus: "Oh yeah Neo, I believe you''re the one,"
Neo: WTF??
Morphus: *Jumps at Agent Smith*
Neo: *Gets pulled down by Trinity*
~~~~~
"the best thing about betting on apathy is that even when you lose, you dont care." - nethead.
Download and play Slime King I.
If you don''t know what a M-DIT is, it''s one where the world is layed out very well, except the writers forgot to tell you exactly wtf is happening. It works with The Matrix, and some others, because the world isn''t too far fetch from reality, it''s now, except with an added layer of goodness. With The Underworld we have two friggin'' new mythos, Vampires & Werewolfs, with legends and a biology of their own, which is also not the traditional Vampire mythos(Werewolves are pretty close). Then we have the prophesy*, except the writter kinda forgot to include it until we''re 3/4ths into the movie.
If the Matrix was layed out like underworld:
(crawling thru the walls)
Morphus: "Oh yeah Neo, I believe you''re the one,"
Neo: WTF??
Morphus: *Jumps at Agent Smith*
Neo: *Gets pulled down by Trinity*
~~~~~
"the best thing about betting on apathy is that even when you lose, you dont care." - nethead.
Download and play Slime King I.
I''ve only seen the trailer so far (and stylistically, it looked interesting - the visuals alone made me watch it a second time). I''ll probably go see it when it comes out over here.
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- saving pigs from untimely fates, and when he''s not doing that, runs The Binary Refinery.
Enginuity1 | Enginuity2 | Enginuity3 | Enginuity4
ry. .ibu cy. .abu ry. dy. "sy. .ubu py. .ebu ry. py. .ibu gy." fy. .ibu ny. .ebu
The movie doesn''t come out here for like another two months :|, or did I read the dates wrong. Either way I intend to see it, it does look good on the previews so I hope it lives up to it
. Regardless of what you movie critics say
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The vampire/werewolf romance is not developed at all, the characters have no plausible motivation for falling in love with each other. They exchange only a few words throughout the movie that are not actually narrative posing as dialogue.
It''s well worth going to see for Kate Beckinsale, but it''s pretty boring otherwise.
It''s well worth going to see for Kate Beckinsale, but it''s pretty boring otherwise.
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