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Started by Captain Logic Nov 27, 2003 at 10:14 PM 27 replies 1.2k views
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Captain Logic
Captain Logic
Why do so many geeks have goatees? Do chin pubes make you look more intelligent? More adult? More 133t? Personally I think they look ridiculous. So there you go. Goodnight.
AnonymousPosterChild
AnonymousPosterChild
You know, I almost read that as...

Anyways, goatees are the suck.



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DrunkenBastard
DrunkenBastard
At first I misread the topic. I have a goatee because I don''t like to shave. I rarley shave the rest of my face either, but my wife doesn''t like it when it gets "bushey".

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Way to shock a moderator...


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Forestwalker
Forestwalker
When I first saw this topic I thought.....

I tried growing a goatee, but long hair gets too ichy for me...

-Let chi flow through your body-It's all good :)
23yrold3yrold
23yrold3yrold
I like my goatee. I look terrible with a plain chin.


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Strife
Strife
They look good on some people, horrible on others. There''s also a sort of personality that goes along with it, and if your personality doesn''t fit it, then it just looks plain stupid.

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Dungeon Master
Dungeon Master
I am thinking of growing a soul patch... I wanted a vandyke ( a goatee that goes around the whole mouth) but when I grew it it looked HELLA gay on me, but when I started to grow out my soul patch it looked pretty good...
Lilwonder
Lilwonder
Awww, but a goatee is so sexy! Extremely sexy-- and ticklish! *giggle*

Unless you're Oriental... it's not a racist comment, but oriental guys just tend to be less hairy on average... thus, their attempt at a goatee just often end up looking like a lob-sided 5 o'clock shadow. It's true!

I'm sure there are some exceptions.

But even in that scenario, goatees are sexy :D

Edit: Oooo, I just read Dungeon Master's post. Maybe I am thinking of a vandyke....

y'know, when there's a well-trimmed patch of hair under the nose/ on top of the lip, around the mouth on both sides, under the chin? I mean that kind. That's sexy :D



[edited by - Lilwonder on November 27, 2003 12:27:29 AM]
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aftermath
aftermath
I have a goatee...


... but its not on my chin!


mwahahahahaha ... MWAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Rate me up.
Lilwonder
Lilwonder
quote:
Original post by aftermath
I have a goatee...


... but its not on my chin!


mwahahahahaha ... MWAHAHAHAHHA!!!


No, sorry, back hair and armpit hair are not usually turn ons.
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Rob Loach
Rob Loach
quote:
Original post by Lilwonder
No, sorry, back hair and armpit hair are not usually turn ons.
Armpit hair a turn off?

WTF? What kind of guy shaves their armpit hair?

[EDIT]
Oh, I understand what your staying now... I'm an idiot.

[edited by - Rob Loach on November 28, 2003 2:14:56 AM]
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aftermath
aftermath
quote:
Original post by Rob Loach
quote:
Original post by Lilwonder
No, sorry, back hair and armpit hair are not usually turn ons.
Armpit hair a turn off?

WTF? What kind of guy shaves their armpit hair?


leik OMG!!! you dont know its the new eTrend?

anyway ...
quote:
Original post by Lilwonder
No, sorry, back hair and armpit hair are not usually turn ons.

i fail to imagine having a goatee on my back or under my armpit

plus, goatee’s are sexy!
Rate me up.
Rob Loach
Rob Loach
quote:
Original post by aftermath
plus, goatee’s are sexy!

"She stared into his eyes as he stroked her smooth goatee."
- Glen Baxter

... I think it was something like that.
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Sander
Sander
quote:
Original post by 23yrold3yrold
I like my goatee. I look terrible with a plain chin.

Me too! I shaved it off during the last summer vacation because it was getting itchy. I looked like a dork so I grew it back right after.

PS: I also have big sideboards. Not elvis-like big but big enough nontheless...



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superpig
superpig
quote:
Original post by Sander
PS: I also have big sideboards.


I think you mean sideburns...
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Sander
Sander
quote:
Original post by superpig
quote:
Original post by Sander
PS: I also have big sideboards.


I think you mean sideburns ...

Yeah I know. But When I looked in my (Dutch->English) dictionary it said this:

Bakkebaard sideboards, (side-)whiskers

????



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dede
dede
quote:
Original post by Lilwonder
Edit: Oooo, I just read Dungeon Master''s post. Maybe I am thinking of a vandyke...
People use Goatee & Vandyke interchangably, but they are two different styles.

Like Mustash & Fu-man-chu.



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civguy
civguy
I have some chin beard, but I''m not sure if it''s a goatee. How thin must it be trimmed to count as a goatee? I want to look more 1337 and more intelligent as well, so tell me!

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