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#define PREPROCESSOR tricks :)

Started by maxd gaming Jan 5, 2004 at 10:20 PM 19 replies 1k views

Original Post

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:20 PM

#define EVER ; ;

for(EVER)
//Aren't I cool... I made a forever command 
//Probably doesn't compile LOL
//Edit: WHOA! COOLER! I MADE A EMOTICON IN A CODE SEGMENT! WHAT A BUG!
//

It's Maxd Gaming, put in an underscore and I will beat you with a rubber ducky! { Check out my Forum } { My First Space Art (Ever) }{ My Second Space Art (Ever) }{ My upcoming space mod for Battlefield: 1942. } [edited by - Maxd Gaming on January 5, 2004 11:22:26 PM] [edited by - Maxd Gaming on January 5, 2004 11:37:54 PM]

maxd gaming

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maxd gaming

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:23 PM

Since this hasn''t been deleted I can assume our 23yrold is not online

It''s Maxd Gaming, put in an underscore and I will beat you with a rubber ducky!
{ Check out my Forum } { My First Space Art (Ever) }{ My Second Space Art (Ever) }{ My upcoming space mod for Battlefield: 1942. }

particleG

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:23 PM


#define INFINITY 0

while (!INFINITY)
{
}

Isn''t the preprocessor cool?

jfclavette

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jfclavette

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:25 PM

No, the processor is not cool.

[edited by - xmcbainx on January 5, 2004 11:26:54 PM]

Woodsman

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:26 PM

You call that a macro?

particleG

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:26 PM


#define BEGIN {
#define END }
#define SUB void


SUB main ()
BEGIN

END

Look I made basic in C, this must be how maxd_gaming programs

particleG

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:27 PM

how about this then,

while (!NULL)
{
}

assuming NULL is defined as 0

DukeAtreides076

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DukeAtreides076

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:28 PM

#define DUMASS max....ahhh forget it the mods are gonna come here anyway...

bigbadboo

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:28 PM

while( !threadClosed )
Spam();

Tron3k

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Tron3k

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:29 PM

I don''t think that serves to make the code more readable at all.

maxd gaming

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maxd gaming

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:34 PM

quote:
Original post by particleG
maxd_gaming

Ahem! RUBBER DUCKY! I NEED YOU!

It's Maxd Gaming, put in an underscore and I will beat you with a rubber ducky!
{ Check out my Forum } { My First Space Art (Ever) }{ My Second Space Art (Ever) }{ My upcoming space mod for Battlefield: 1942. }

[edited by - Maxd Gaming on January 5, 2004 11:35:35 PM]

particleG

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:35 PM


while (!maxd_gaming.banned)
{
  maxd_gaming.getDrunk();
  maxd_gaming.learnSomeC();
  maxd_gaming.postCrap();

  if(moderator.generateRandomNumber() == 0)
    moderator.closeThread(this);
  else
    moderator.goBanSomeRandomPeopleInstead();
}

maxd gaming

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maxd gaming

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:35 PM

quote:

Original post by particleG


while (!maxd_gaming.banned)
{
  maxd_gaming.getDrunk();
  maxd_gaming.learnSomeC();
  maxd_gaming.postCrap();

  if(moderator.generateRandomNumber() == 0)
    moderator.closeThread(this);
  else
    moderator.goBanSomeRandomPeopleInstead();
}

LOL True!

particleG

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:36 PM

yes that is an underscore, your name used to have it before you figured out where the space key was

maxd gaming

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maxd gaming

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:37 PM

quote:
Original post by particleG

yes that is an underscore, your name used to have it before you figured out where the space key was

Actually never, I hate _''s I would just remove the space in signups that allow no spaces so it would be maxdgaming

blueEbola

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blueEbola

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:37 PM

Ahh, nothin' like that fresh smell of crap post.

[edited by - blueEbola on January 5, 2004 11:37:45 PM]

maxd gaming

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maxd gaming

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:37 PM

quote:
Original post by DukeAtreides076
#define DUMASS max....ahhh forget it the mods are gonna come here anyway...

Forgot a B

particleG

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:38 PM

I tried to register www._.com but they wouldn''t let me

Woodsman

Jan 5, 2004 at 10:56 PM

defmacro > #define

particleG

Jan 5, 2004 at 11:01 PM

#ifndef VALUE_10_DEFINED
#define VALUE_10_DEFINED
#define VALUE_10 10
#include "header1.h"
#undef VALUE_10

#define VALUE_10 11.234
#include "header2.h"
#include "header3.h"
#undef VALUE_10

#define VALUE_10 0
#include "header4.h"
#undef VALUE_10

#undef VALUE_10

#else

#define STUPID_THREAD_NOT_BANNED true

#endif

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