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I like the kind where naked women do it.
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Original post by Programmer One
I like the kind where naked women do it.
I like the part where i do naked women.
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Original post by lethalhamsterquote:
Original post by Programmer One
I like the kind where naked women do it.
I like the part where i do naked women.
In Soviet Massage Therapy clinics, naked women do you.
In GDNET Massage Therapy Clinics, kittens do naked women.
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Original post by fadilthrejk
In GDNET Massage Therapy Clinics, kittens do naked women.
Nah; they just crap up the thread ...
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Original post by 23yrold3yroldquote:
Original post by fadilthrejk
In GDNET Massage Therapy Clinics, kittens do naked women.
Nah; they just crap up the thread ...
Jesus saves ... the rest of you take damage.
"A page of history is worth a volume of logic." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
You''re right. Now for something relevant.
I haven''t ever gotten a professional massage, but I know a person who is incredibly good at massages, and he gives me shoulder rubs all the time. And my gf gives kickass shoulder rubs too
At one point I was such a junkie that I was getting a sports massage after working out once every week. It was *#*@! expensive, but it was worth every penny.
Now I've got one of those electronic gizmos that looks like a phaser rifle from Star Trek. It weighs a ton but it absolutely kills neck and shoulder tension, and I don't have to pay $50 bucks each time I use it.
btw: Be sure to drink plenty of water to flush out your system. According to my last therapist, a good deep tissue massage will release plenty of toxins the muscles were holding.
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Just waiting for the mothership...
[edited by - Wavinator on May 16, 2004 2:09:06 PM]
Now I've got one of those electronic gizmos that looks like a phaser rifle from Star Trek. It weighs a ton but it absolutely kills neck and shoulder tension, and I don't have to pay $50 bucks each time I use it.
btw: Be sure to drink plenty of water to flush out your system. According to my last therapist, a good deep tissue massage will release plenty of toxins the muscles were holding.
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Just waiting for the mothership...
[edited by - Wavinator on May 16, 2004 2:09:06 PM]
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