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BradDaBug
BradDaBug
I've been reading the Oracle 9i Complete Reference for work, and I came upon this example the author was gonna use to explain tree reports. The particular example the author used was a not a standard human family tree where branches don't cross or anything like that, no, he chooses a cow family tree. As I look at this cow family tree I notice a little bit of incest going on. The more I look at it, the more incest I see. One particular cow is the child of the same cow who was it's grandfather who was also it's great grand father. Something like this:

        |----------------------------
Barny The Bull ---|    \|/         \|/
Harpy The Hefer --|-->Nancy------> Betty -----> Jenny 
Is this normal? Are cows really inbred that much? I always thought there might be a little incest going on, but using the same bull again and again and again on the same line? What if cows are actually as smart as dolphins but they've been inbred so much that they're just stupid cattle?
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Feral
Feral
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What if cows are actually as smart as dolphins but they've been inbred so much that they're just stupid cattle?


What do you mean what if?

Cows, like most (if not all?) domesticated animals have been bread to stupidity.

What cow do you get rid of? The one that stands in the field happily eating grass, or the one that breaks the fence and runs off?

By the by a wild cow is a mean thing so I'm told.. an pigs ooh [looksaround] good bye! [pig]
Cold_Steel
Cold_Steel
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        |----------------------------Barny The Bull ---|    \|/         \|/Harpy The Hefer --|-->Nancy------> Betty -----> Jenny 
Here, let me make this a little more relevant. A minor change:
        |----------------------------Barny The Bull ---|    \|/         \|/Harpy The Hefer --|-->Ribs------> Hamburger -----> Steak 


That's all i need to know about cattle! [grin]
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ArchWizard
ArchWizard
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|----------------------------
Barny The Bull ---| \|/ \|/
Harpy The Hefer --|-->Ribs------> Hamburger -----> Steak

That's all i need to know about cattle! [grin]


++Rating for you, sir!
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alnite
alnite
cows are funny.


Do you know that cows and cameras don't mix?
Promit
Promit
GDNet is absolutely convinced that Michalson just posted here...
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ArchWizard
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GDNet is absolutely convinced that Michalson just posted here...


That's because he did. Then he deleted it, because it was just a test post. I don't know if the "Last Post" thing is a bug or not.
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