Damn (or words to that effect)

'kay, we'll keep you company.
How many sidewalk tiles do you have?

oh man that sucks! you have my symphaty.

About this time it would be great to have a voice activated lock or one that is unlockable with a keycode

It's time to put your real ultimate ninja power into practice by breaking one of your windows.

There is an easy way around this. Equip your lockpicks and click the door. Or maybe you should equip a crow bar and smash the window. If you go for the window, remember to crouch when you jump or you will bang your head and lose HP

He's gotta roll for the picking and hope the lock doesn't save against it.

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Original post by 23yrold3yrold 'kay, we'll keep you company. How many sidewalk tiles do you have?

I don't know. It's got too dark to see them. I just saw a frog though, which was interesting.

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About this time it would be great to have a voice activated lock or one that is unlockable with a keycode

Or even an internet activated lock. Why didn't I think of that before?

The annoying thing is I actually discovered a spare back door key, but I can't open the door with it because there's a key in the other side.

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Original post by benjamin bunny The annoying thing is I actually discovered a spare back door key, but I can't open the door with it because there's a key in the other side.

Life is mocking you.

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Original post by alnite It's time to put your real ultimate ninja power into practice by breaking one of your windows.

While that would be amusing, I think my wife would cut my bollocks off if I did that. I think I'll just wait for my friend to arrive with the key :-), which hopefully will be in the next hour or two. And failing that, does anyone know how to make a tent out of just a table, a plastic sheet, and some bricks? :)

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Original post by 23yrold3yrold Life is mocking you.

I know. It does that. :(

Wait!

Who's that hiding in the bushes?

Does he have an axe?

[grin]

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Original post by benjamin bunny Quote: Original post by alnite It's time to put your real ultimate ninja power into practice by breaking one of your windows. While that would be amusing, I think my wife would cut my bollocks off if I did that. I think I'll just wait for my friend to arrive with the key :-), which hopefully will be in the next hour or two. And failing that, does anyone know how to make a tent out of just a table, a plastic sheet, and some bricks? :)

What!? You don't have the McGyver survival guide? Shame on you.

Anyway, internet locks sound cool, quick, patent it before anyone else :-P

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Original post by benjamin bunny Quote: Original post by alnite It's time to put your real ultimate ninja power into practice by breaking one of your windows. While that would be amusing, I think my wife would cut my bollocks off if I did that. I think I'll just wait for my friend to arrive with the key :-), which hopefully will be in the next hour or two. And failing that, does anyone know how to make a tent out of just a table, a plastic sheet, and some bricks? :)

Oh this is an easy one!!!!!

First you climb on the table and shout, "I'm king of the world." Next you use the bricks to smash a window. Once inside you go get your tent in your camping gear and set it up outside. The plastic is finally used to suffocate your friend when they bring the key.

...and just tell your wife you wanted to experience what it's like to be a maniac. She might respond with a witty comeback. :)

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What!? You don't have the McGyver survival guide? Shame on you. Anyway, internet locks sound cool, quick, patent it before anyone else :-P

Imagine the security bulletins featuring those as the centerpiece.


Benjamin, my dad once unlocked our front door using a credit card and a lot of door jiggling. Since you have internet maybe you could google the method?

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Original post by Thermodynamics Quote: Original post by benjamin bunny Quote: Original post by alnite It's time to put your real ultimate ninja power into practice by breaking one of your windows. While that would be amusing, I think my wife would cut my bollocks off if I did that. I think I'll just wait for my friend to arrive with the key :-), which hopefully will be in the next hour or two. And failing that, does anyone know how to make a tent out of just a table, a plastic sheet, and some bricks? :) Oh this is an easy one!!!!! First you climb on the table and shout, "I'm king of the world." Next you use the bricks to smash a window. Once inside you go get your tent in your camping gear and set it up outside. The plastic is finally used to suffocate your friend when they bring the key.

They don't call you Thermodynamics the genius for nothing. Oh wait... ;)

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Original post by Katta my dad once unlocked our front door using a credit card and a lot of door jiggling.

Was it an American Express card? Hehe.

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Original post by Adraeus ...and just tell your wife you wanted to experience what it's like to be a maniac. She might respond with a witty comeback. :)

ROFL. <-- I'm saying that alot today...

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Original post by Katta Benjamin, my dad once unlocked our front door using a credit card and a lot of door jiggling. Since you have internet maybe you could google the method?

My credit card is in the house :(

I have to say, the brick idea is growing on me. Any better suggestions before I break my house?