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Started by amish1234 Oct 6, 2004 at 4:33 PM 29 replies 2k views
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amish1234
amish1234
For STD's that show physical symptoms on your junk, does anyone know how long it would take after contracting the STD for symptoms to show up?
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Densun
Densun
This doesn't sound good.
Ainokea
Ainokea
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For STD's that show physical symptoms on your junk, does anyone know how long it would take after contracting the STD for symptoms to show up?

I thought amish boys didnt sleep with dirty girls (or men).
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amish1234
amish1234
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I thought amish boys didnt sleep with dirty girls (or men).


Dirty girl. Well, I noticed things looked funny when I went to piss about 3 hours after doing it. I've had watery eyes from latex condoms before, but no skin symptoms. I'm hoping that 3 hours would not be enough for an STD's skin symptoms to show up, which would mean I have a latex allergy, and that the girl isn't dirty. (An STD is possible because hands and mouths were also invovled).

But I guess I should go see a doctor even if I do get a good response from this thread, unless there are any doctors on gamedev.
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Ainokea
Ainokea
Go to the docter right away. I hope you dont have anything...
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AndreTheGiant
AndreTheGiant
You know, there are medical forums and mens health forums out there too if you insist on getting advice from strangers on the internet before going to see a doctor.

Also, you could contact the girl (assuming you know who she is), and ask if she's dirty or not, and wether you should be concerned.

I'm sure you're fine.
Pouya
Pouya
If you think you contracted it from hands (not likely) or mouth (more likely) then it can't show up on your genital so fast.

How exactly are these skin symptoms? Just sore/redness, or like, things bulging out of it?
Puzzler183
Puzzler183
It's doubtful it would show up that fast; it has to establish itself in your system. I do beleive that you, sir, have a latex allergy; which really sucks for future endeavours:P.
MindWipe
MindWipe
Atleast you got laid... quit whining

/MindWipe
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amish1234
amish1234
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Also, you could contact the girl (assuming you know who she is), and ask if she's dirty or not, and wether you should be concerned.


I called her immediately after noticing and she says she's clean as far as she knows.

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How exactly are these skin symptoms? Just sore/redness, or like, things bulging out of it?


Little red dots on the head only. I think they stuck out just a little bit. I was able to replicate the symptoms by just putting on a condom for a 1/2 hour, but they weren't as severe.

I'm about to call Planned Parenthood, because I hear they'll test you for free.
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Puzzler183
Puzzler183
You're fine but allergic to latex. You got laid so be happy; now that you know you are allergic it really never will happen again:P.
Cibressus
Cibressus
it's brain cancer, your screwed

can i have your computer when you die?
amish1234
amish1234
Ok, I just called Planned Parenthood and they said it would take at least 24 - 48 hours for STD symptoms to show up. They told me to use non-latex condoms and if the dots ever come back, then I have an STD.
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Boris Karloff
Boris Karloff
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I was able to replicate the symptoms by just putting on a condom for a 1/2 hour


What, without doing anything? How did you keep it on? A rubber band?
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Ainokea
Ainokea
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I was able to replicate the symptoms by just putting on a condom for a 1/2 hour


What, without doing anything? How did you keep it on? A rubber band?

its big.
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Boris Karloff
Boris Karloff
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its big.


How come you know details such as these?
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Cold_Steel
Cold_Steel
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it's brain cancer, your screwed

can i have your computer when you die?
You bastard! You beat me to it...do you think he owns a car?

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For STD's that show physical symptoms on your junk, does anyone know how long it would take after contracting the STD for symptoms to show up?
Many times, it takes about 3 hours to show up.

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I called her immediately after noticing and she says she's clean as far as she knows.
Yeah, because we all know she'd be honest and say, "Oh yeah, didn't I tell you? I've got herpes."
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joanusdmentia
joanusdmentia
I'm afraid you have contracted the worst STD known to man.

You're pregnant.
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AndreTheGiant
AndreTheGiant
I think your being paranoid, thats what I think. Either that, or this is just your way of casually bragging to everyone that you got some!

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