save someone's life!

2 words: delirium tremens.

Lies! That girl is obviously Photoshopped into your living room. And what's that yellow thing? A miniature bulldozer?

Throw some cold water at her?






I dunno. [rolleyes]

Woah you have her in your living room!

[grumbles] lucky f**kin sod [/grumbles]

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Throw some cold water at her?

Looks like that's already happened... unless that isn't water... eew.

You realize that you've just failed your alcoholicness exam. If you're the last one to pass out you have to clean up. She clearly knows this. :P

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Original post by fractoid Quote: Throw some cold water at her? Looks like that's already happened... unless that isn't water... eew. You realize that you've just failed your alcoholicness exam. If you're the last one to pass out you have to clean up. She clearly knows this. :P

Isn't that her shadow? I thought it was a...liquid..at first but it seems like her head's shadow if you look carefully. [rolleyes]

[edit] On second thoughts..it looks like a ...liquid...

Kiss and grope her, you fool.

Hehehe. I wouldn't just leave her on the floor like that. Wake her ass up, make sure she's ok. Assuming your comfortable with her condition, get her onto a sofa or something and give her a pillow and a blanket and let her sleep it off, i.e. be a fricken gentalman.

As far as her possible alcoholism, it's really difficult to get someone who doesn't have much personally invested in you to change the way they live there life. I'm assuming that since this is the second time you've hung out that this is the case. If really bothers you, keep an eye on here and talk to someone she might listen to. That's really the best you can hope for.

Girls with mental issues. Been there. If a girl starts getting emotional and crying when you get close then there's something definately wrong. I'm not saying necessarliy mentally. But in my experience girls will often time do thing they feel they're expected to whether they really feel comfortable with it or not. This is not mental illness, it's just the sad reality that some girls feel they have to act a certain way to be loved, regardless of the emotional impact it may have. In a situation like that I'd just back off. Give her room to breathe. Just try being a friend for a while. It really sounds like she doesn't know what she wants, and if you force your hand you'll just end up making a whole of hurt both both people involved.

She's not dead if she's still breathing. If not, find a big black. garbage bag.

That position is not good for sleeping drunk, turn her on her side so if she pukes she doesn't choke.

meh, basics..

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Original post by alnite Kiss and grope her, you fool.

Come on. We were all thinking it. [grin]

I thought I took the pic before she started puking, but it looks pretty fucked up to be a shadow.

As for the kissing and groping, that occurred before she started crying / passing out. She was so wasted that she couldn't kiss worth shit and didn't care that her hair was in the way.

EDIT: Ok, it is liquid, but it's not puke. I just realized that's from when she knocked over my beer. However, she has now puked on the carpet.

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Original post by Ilici She's not dead if she's still breathing. If not, find a big black. garbage bag. That position is not good for sleeping drunk, turn her on her side so if she pukes she doesn't choke. meh, basics..

Yeah, that's good advice. I'd get her a waste bucket, too. Just to be on the safe side.

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Woah you have her in your living room! [grumbles] lucky f**kin sod [/grumbles]

seconded

I turned her on her side each time she started puking. She's still on her side right now, but I think she's passed out solid now and won't puke again anyway.

I want to see boobs.

let her sleep it off, give her a couple of asprins when she's up. or better still, make her smell your socks (I bet that'll get her up n running in no time :))

EDIT : do we get an updated pic or something :D

Just to be clear: She should be turned on her LEFT SIDE. DO NOT TURN HER ON HER RIGHT SIDE.

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Original post by Sneftel Just to be clear: She should be turned on her LEFT SIDE. DO NOT TURN HER ON HER RIGHT SIDE.

Whoah, I've never heard that before. I've got to know the reason for that.

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Original post by Sneftel Just to be clear: She should be turned on her LEFT SIDE. DO NOT TURN HER ON HER RIGHT SIDE.

Why? Is there some kind of obscure trachea/esophagus interference issue? Or is it just to *ahem* reorient her boobies to face the camera? [wink]