Hack this: Morse Code

You're having fun with your java morse code encoder, huh?

Correction: you're having fun writing a decoder for it, which I think is more labor intensive. Hint: if you're really skilled with parsing, you could generate the source partly by parsing a morse code chart (preferably the one I used -- don't know if it's inaccurate or not), and making the condictionals that test for string equality automatically. But if you're not-so-skilled at parsing this would take longer to devise. Choose your path at your own descretion. Let teh games begin, LOL, nvm.

All your base are belong to us?

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No, I didn't mention that, but I tried to be as random as possible with my non-literately-developed mind. Funnay j00 4R7!!

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HELLOEVERYONETHISISADRUNKENPOSTLOLFIRSTIWANTTOSAYTHANKYOUTOALLTHEMODERATORSWHOARENOTDELETINGTHISPOSTRIGHTTHISSECOND.NEXTIWANTTOSAYSUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUSOHCRAP,IFORGOTIDIDNTINCLUDESUPPORTFOREXCLAMATIONPOINTS,SOIJUSTWASTED10OFTHEM,OMGEXCLAMATIONPOINTEXCLAMATIONPOINT.KTHXYOUFORLISTENINGTOMYDRUNKPOST,BECAUSEILOVEYOUALL.DOYOUNOTICETHATIMADESURENOTTOABBREVIATEANYTHING,NOTEVENBECAUSE?THATISBECAUSEIWANTEDTOMAKETHISRANDOMSTUPIDDRUNKENFLAMINGIBTLPOSTASLONGASBLOODYPOSSIBLE,KAY,TEE,AYCH,EXX.DIDYOUKNOWTHATIHAVEAPAPERTOWRITETONIGHT?IDONTCAREBECAUSEIDONTOBSESSABOUTTHEMOBVIOUSLY.WHONEEDSTOWRITECOMPARISONANDCONTRASTESSAYSWHENYOUDONTWANTTOANDYOUCANPROGRAM.ICANGIVEYOUAGOODANSWERITSEVERY1THATSNOTME,OKAY,THANKYOU.HMMMM...IHEARDTHELONGESTENGLISHLEGALWORDISANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM,BUTTHATTHEREWASALONGERWORDINTHEMEDICALWORLDCALLEDWAITIFORGETBUTIJUSTGOOGLEDANDFOUNDSOMEKEEPERS.THEYAREINLONGCOLONPNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS,ORTHELUNGDESEASECAUSEDBYBREATHINGINSILICIOUSVOLCANICDUST.THATS45LETTERS,MYFRIEND.HEREISATHIRTYSEVEN,37,LETTERW00RDCOLONHEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES,WHICHISTHESURGICALCREATIONOFADUCTFROMYOURCALLBLADDERTOYOURINTESTINETOYOURUREATHRAANDTOYOURANUS.IAMCURRENTLYTHINKINGOFMORERANDOMTHINGSTOSAYHOWABOUTINBEFORETHELOCK.YAYEXCLAMATIONPOINT.ISNTGAMEDEV.NETTHEBESTESTPLACEONEARTH?ITHINKITISBECAUSEIMALLOWEDTOPOSTCRAPATMYLEISUREANDPROGRAMSTUFFATTHESAMETIME.TAKETHISMORSECODEFORINSTANCE.ICANPRACTICEPROGRAMMINGANDRECYCLETHEWORKBYMAKINGENTERTAININGCRAPPOSTS.EVERNOTICEHOWCRAPPOSTSGETTHEQUICKESTRESPONSES?THATMEANSIFYOUHAVEASERIOUSQUESTIONORPROBLEMYOUSHOULDPOSTITINTHECRAPFORMAT.THATISALL.LOLROFLBERRIESROFLMAO.BTWINEEDTOKNOWOFABOUTSEARCHINGTECHNIQUES,BECAUSEIHAVEALLSORTSOFCOMPLICATEDQUESTIONSTHATCANNOTBEANSWEREDBYLOOKINGATTHEGENERALCASEOFQUOTETAKETHISSETOFINTEGERSORDERTHEMANDDOABINARYSEARCHBECAUSEIFYOUGOSTRAIGHTTOTHATINTHECONTEXTINWHICHINEEDITITMAYBELESSEFFICIENT.SORRYIHAVENOTTAKENDISCRETEMATHEMATICSBUTAGAINIAMONLYLOOKINGFORANINTUITIVEDISCUSSIONANDHELP,NOPROOFS.ILOVEYOUALL,ESPECIALLYOURBELOVEDFATHER,DAVE.PRAISEBETODAVEOURMIGHTIESTMYOPICESTRHINOCEROSESTLEADER.EDUCATEUSONTHEWAYSOFMOTHERGAMEDEVOHMIGHTIESTLORD.EDUCATE,TOQUOTELEADOUTOF,INTHISCASEIGNORANCE,FORWEAREALLIGNORANTANDTHESTAFFANDMODERATORSAREALLKNOWING,BLESSEDTHEYBE.COOKIESTOWHOEVERDECODEDTHISMORSECODE.SORRYTHEREWASNOSUPPORTFORSPACESINBETWEENLETTERS,BUTOHWELL.YOUARETEH133TESTW1NNAR1CONGRATULATIONS.NOWLETSTALKABOUTTHEBUSHELECTION.WHYDOICALLITTHEBUSHELECTIONANDNOTTHEPRESIDENTIALELECTION?WHATISTHEPRESIDENTIALELECTION,IDONTKNOWBECAUSEALLIKNOWISBUSHEQUALSPRESIDENTFOR4YEARSANDNOTHINGELSE.THISISHAVINGDETRIMENTALEFFECTSONMYSEXUALEDUMUCATIONINTERNETSHELLOPOPPET.OMGLOL.KERRYGOTMOREOFTHEPROVISIONALBALLOTSDOYOUKNOWWHATTHATMEANS?THATMEANSTHEREWEREMOREDISENFRANCHISEMENTSOFDEMOCRATSTHANTHEREWEREFORREPUBLICANSWHICHISTOTALLYUNFAIR.IMEANITSNOTLIKEBYCHANCETHATKERRYWOULDHAVESIXTYPERCENTOFTHEPROVISIONALBALLOTSANDBUSHWOULDGET51PERCENTOFTHEPOPULARVOTE,ITDOESNTMAKEANYFUCKINGSENSEUNLESSYOUHAVEASIXTHSENSELIKEMEWHICHISFORDETECTINGPOLITICALBULLSHITANDIDONTMEANCAMPAIGNINGANDPOLICIES.IMEANDEEPROOTEDELECTIONSPOOFINGBLACKOPSKILLINGPEOPLEASSASSINATIONSEVILSTUFFNSACIAKGBCONSPIRACYTHEORYCAUSINGAREA51ROBOTSTAKINGOVERTHEWORLDMATRIXstyleMANCHURIANCANDIDATEPOLTERGEISTSATANICRITUALORGYCHILDLABORININDONESIAEXTINCTIONOFTHEENTIREHUMANRACEBADKINDOFSTUFF.OMFGEXCLAMATIONPOINTEXCLAMATIONPOINTEXCLAMATIONPOINT.IHOPETHISDAMNTEXTCOMESOUTASLONGASIHADHOPEDINMORSEFORMAT.TOINSURETHATITILLIWILLADDASTRINGOFPURERANDOMNESS,YES,SOPURELYRANDOMTHATTHENEXTTIMEYOURMASTURBATEYOUWONTBEABLETOFINISHBECAUSEYOUWILLHAVEPREMATURALLYFELTTHATFEELINGASIFYOUAREAWOMANANDMASTURBATINGISBADANDTHATYOUHAVESOMEBETTERMOREPRODUCTIVETHINGSTOWORKON,ANDYOUWILLREMEMBERTHISRANDOMSTRINGBECAUSEITISCOMPLETELYALOSINGOFYOURMINDWHICHISAGOODTHINGNOTAGODTHINGBECAUSEYOUAREBRAINWASHED.SDOMEWFGLIEKFSDIOMFWEOWHATHTEFUCKWHERETYOUTHINTWHAYYOUADHTATSOMGLOLAHTFUCNNYHAHALOOKHESTOLEDTHEELECTIONOMGSDONTKITSALLEAGAIT?WHATDOHHAHAHHAMUHAHAH.........THATWASTHERANDOMSTRING.SORRYILLTRYTOBEMOREEFFECTIVENEXTTIME.GOODLUCKONYOURCURRENTPROJECTANDTOINFINITYANDBEYONDEXCLAMATIONPOINT.IBTLLOLOMGAFAIKIAMDONE.

EDIT: WTF DID I DO TO THE THREAD?!?! 0_o

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Original post by Rob Loach All your base are belong to us?

ive seen that before
what does it meen?

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Original post by DigitalChaos Quote: HELLOEVERYONETHISISADRUNKENPOSTLOLFIRSTIWANTTOSAYTHANKYOUTOALLTHEMODERATORSWHOARENOTDELETINGTHISPOSTRIGHTTHISSECOND.NEXTIWANTTOSAYSUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUSOHCRAP,IFORGOTIDIDNTINCLUDESUPPORTFOREXCLAMATIONPOINTS,SOIJUSTWASTED10OFTHEM,OMGEXCLAMATIONPOINTEXCLAMATIONPOINT.KTHXYOUFORLISTENINGTOMYDRUNKPOST,BECAUSEILOVEYOUALL.DOYOUNOTICETHATIMADESURENOTTOABBREVIATEANYTHING,NOTEVENBECAUSE?THATISBECAUSEIWANTEDTOMAKETHISRANDOMSTUPIDDRUNKENFLAMINGIBTLPOSTASLONGASBLOODYPOSSIBLE,KAY,TEE,AYCH,EXX.DIDYOUKNOWTHATIHAVEAPAPERTOWRITETONIGHT?IDONTCAREBECAUSEIDONTOBSESSABOUTTHEMOBVIOUSLY.WHONEEDSTOWRITECOMPARISONANDCONTRASTESSAYSWHENYOUDONTWANTTOANDYOUCANPROGRAM.ICANGIVEYOUAGOODANSWERITSEVERY1THATSNOTME,OKAY,THANKYOU.HMMMM...IHEARDTHELONGESTENGLISHLEGALWORDISANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM,BUTTHATTHEREWASALONGERWORDINTHEMEDICALWORLDCALLEDWAITIFORGETBUTIJUSTGOOGLEDANDFOUNDSOMEKEEPERS.THEYAREINLONGCOLONPNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS,ORTHELUNGDESEASECAUSEDBYBREATHINGINSILICIOUSVOLCANICDUST.THATS45LETTERS,MYFRIEND.HEREISATHIRTYSEVEN,37,LETTERW00RDCOLONHEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES,WHICHISTHESURGICALCREATIONOFADUCTFROMYOURCALLBLADDERTOYOURINTESTINETOYOURUREATHRAANDTOYOURANUS.IAMCURRENTLYTHINKINGOFMORERANDOMTHINGSTOSAYHOWABOUTINBEFORETHELOCK.YAYEXCLAMATIONPOINT.ISNTGAMEDEV.NETTHEBESTESTPLACEONEARTH?ITHINKITISBECAUSEIMALLOWEDTOPOSTCRAPATMYLEISUREANDPROGRAMSTUFFATTHESAMETIME.TAKETHISMORSECODEFORINSTANCE.ICANPRACTICEPROGRAMMINGANDRECYCLETHEWORKBYMAKINGENTERTAININGCRAPPOSTS.EVERNOTICEHOWCRAPPOSTSGETTHEQUICKESTRESPONSES?THATMEANSIFYOUHAVEASERIOUSQUESTIONORPROBLEMYOUSHOULDPOSTITINTHECRAPFORMAT.THATISALL.LOLROFLBERRIESROFLMAO.BTWINEEDTOKNOWOFABOUTSEARCHINGTECHNIQUES,BECAUSEIHAVEALLSORTSOFCOMPLICATEDQUESTIONSTHATCANNOTBEANSWEREDBYLOOKINGATTHEGENERALCASEOFQUOTETAKETHISSETOFINTEGERSORDERTHEMANDDOABINARYSEARCHBECAUSEIFYOUGOSTRAIGHTTOTHATINTHECONTEXTINWHICHINEEDITITMAYBELESSEFFICIENT.SORRYIHAVENOTTAKENDISCRETEMATHEMATICSBUTAGAINIAMONLYLOOKINGFORANINTUITIVEDISCUSSIONANDHELP,NOPROOFS.ILOVEYOUALL,ESPECIALLYOURBELOVEDFATHER,DAVE.PRAISEBETODAVEOURMIGHTIESTMYOPICESTRHINOCEROSESTLEADER.EDUCATEUSONTHEWAYSOFMOTHERGAMEDEVOHMIGHTIESTLORD.EDUCATE,TOQUOTELEADOUTOF,INTHISCASEIGNORANCE,FORWEAREALLIGNORANTANDTHESTAFFANDMODERATORSAREALLKNOWING,BLESSEDTHEYBE.COOKIESTOWHOEVERDECODEDTHISMORSECODE.SORRYTHEREWASNOSUPPORTFORSPACESINBETWEENLETTERS,BUTOHWELL.YOUARETEH133TESTW1NNAR1CONGRATULATIONS.NOWLETSTALKABOUTTHEBUSHELECTION.WHYDOICALLITTHEBUSHELECTIONANDNOTTHEPRESIDENTIALELECTION?WHATISTHEPRESIDENTIALELECTION,IDONTKNOWBECAUSEALLIKNOWISBUSHEQUALSPRESIDENTFOR4YEARSANDNOTHINGELSE.THISISHAVINGDETRIMENTALEFFECTSONMYSEXUALEDUMUCATIONINTERNETSHELLOPOPPET.OMGLOL.KERRYGOTMOREOFTHEPROVISIONALBALLOTSDOYOUKNOWWHATTHATMEANS?THATMEANSTHEREWEREMOREDISENFRANCHISEMENTSOFDEMOCRATSTHANTHEREWEREFORREPUBLICANSWHICHISTOTALLYUNFAIR.IMEANITSNOTLIKEBYCHANCETHATKERRYWOULDHAVESIXTYPERCENTOFTHEPROVISIONALBALLOTSANDBUSHWOULDGET51PERCENTOFTHEPOPULARVOTE,ITDOESNTMAKEANYFUCKINGSENSEUNLESSYOUHAVEASIXTHSENSELIKEMEWHICHISFORDETECTINGPOLITICALBULLSHITANDIDONTMEANCAMPAIGNINGANDPOLICIES.IMEANDEEPROOTEDELECTIONSPOOFINGBLACKOPSKILLINGPEOPLEASSASSINATIONSEVILSTUFFNSACIAKGBCONSPIRACYTHEORYCAUSINGAREA51ROBOTSTAKINGOVERTHEWORLDMATRIXstyleMANCHURIANCANDIDATEPOLTERGEISTSATANICRITUALORGYCHILDLABORININDONESIAEXTINCTIONOFTHEENTIREHUMANRACEBADKINDOFSTUFF.OMFGEXCLAMATIONPOINTEXCLAMATIONPOINTEXCLAMATIONPOINT.IHOPETHISDAMNTEXTCOMESOUTASLONGASIHADHOPEDINMORSEFORMAT.TOINSURETHATITILLIWILLADDASTRINGOFPURERANDOMNESS,YES,SOPURELYRANDOMTHATTHENEXTTIMEYOURMASTURBATEYOUWONTBEABLETOFINISHBECAUSEYOUWILLHAVEPREMATURALLYFELTTHATFEELINGASIFYOUAREAWOMANANDMASTURBATINGISBADANDTHATYOUHAVESOMEBETTERMOREPRODUCTIVETHINGSTOWORKON,ANDYOUWILLREMEMBERTHISRANDOMSTRINGBECAUSEITISCOMPLETELYALOSINGOFYOURMINDWHICHISAGOODTHINGNOTAGODTHINGBECAUSEYOUAREBRAINWASHED.SDOMEWFGLIEKFSDIOMFWEOWHATHTEFUCKWHERETYOUTHINTWHAYYOUADHTATSOMGLOLAHTFUCNNYHAHALOOKHESTOLEDTHEELECTIONOMGSDONTKITSALLEAGAIT?WHATDOHHAHAHHAMUHAHAH.........THATWASTHERANDOMSTRING.SORRYILLTRYTOBEMOREEFFECTIVENEXTTIME.GOODLUCKONYOURCURRENTPROJECTANDTOINFINITYANDBEYONDEXCLAMATIONPOINT.IBTLLOLOMGAFAIKIAMDONE. EDIT: WTF DID I DO TO THE THREAD?!?! 0_o

LOL. Cookies go to you. Could we possibly post that vertical?

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

How is it labor intensive to write a decoder?
All you need is a string vector with all the morse code values. Because your output has spaces to break up letters, we can use strtok to put the morse code into a **char. With that **char, we run through every letter, do a strcmp on the vector, and print out the appropriate character.

Pretty simple if you ask me.

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Original post by mike25025 Quote: Original post by Rob Loach All your base are belong to us? ive seen that before what does it meen?

OMG! Click-O-Ramified Pictar:

According to the OED, the longest word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. There's a longer one that extends to just under two thousand letters (possibly more), but it's ridiculously...long. Posted below.

FYI, I typed the word above from memory. Typed it a lot last year.

Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenyl-alanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysyglutamyl-gycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonyl-leucylglycylaspartylprolylglycyllisoleucylglutamylglutaminyl-serylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucyl-glutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucyl-glycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucyl-alanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginyl-alanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanyl-glycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanyl-glutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyl-lysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucyl-leucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanyl-asparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyl-tyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalyl-aspartylsrylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalyl-glutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminyl-alanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanyl-prolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartyl-alanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminyl-isoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyl-tyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycyl-alanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylleucyllysyl-glutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminyl-glycylphenylalanylglysylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminyl-valyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanyl-glycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucyl-isoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamyl-prolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenyl-alanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginy-lserine.

Hey, that doesn't look like 2000 letters. Somebody start counting.

OH, and somebody convert it to morse code so I can sig it.

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Original post by temp_ie_cant_thinkof_name Quote: Original post by DigitalChaos Quote: HELLOEVERYONETHISISADRUNKENPOSTLOLFIRSTIWANTTOSAYTHANKYOUTOALLTHEMODERATORSWHOARENOTDELETINGTHISPOSTRIGHTTHISSECOND.NEXTIWANTTOSAYSUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUSOHCRAP,IFORGOTIDIDNTINCLUDESUPPORTFOREXCLAMATIONPOINTS,SOIJUSTWASTED10OFTHEM,OMGEXCLAMATIONPOINTEXCLAMATIONPOINT.KTHXYOUFORLISTENINGTOMYDRUNKPOST,BECAUSEILOVEYOUALL.DOYOUNOTICETHATIMADESURENOTTOABBREVIATEANYTHING,NOTEVENBECAUSE?THATISBECAUSEIWANTEDTOMAKETHISRANDOMSTUPIDDRUNKENFLAMINGIBTLPOSTASLONGASBLOODYPOSSIBLE,KAY,TEE,AYCH,EXX.DIDYOUKNOWTHATIHAVEAPAPERTOWRITETONIGHT?IDONTCAREBECAUSEIDONTOBSESSABOUTTHEMOBVIOUSLY.WHONEEDSTOWRITECOMPARISONANDCONTRASTESSAYSWHENYOUDONTWANTTOANDYOUCANPROGRAM.ICANGIVEYOUAGOODANSWERITSEVERY1THATSNOTME,OKAY,THANKYOU.HMMMM...IHEARDTHELONGESTENGLISHLEGALWORDISANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM,BUTTHATTHEREWASALONGERWORDINTHEMEDICALWORLDCALLEDWAITIFORGETBUTIJUSTGOOGLEDANDFOUNDSOMEKEEPERS.THEYAREINLONGCOLONPNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS,ORTHELUNGDESEASECAUSEDBYBREATHINGINSILICIOUSVOLCANICDUST.THATS45LETTERS,MYFRIEND.HEREISATHIRTYSEVEN,37,LETTERW00RDCOLONHEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES,WHICHISTHESURGICALCREATIONOFADUCTFROMYOURCALLBLADDERTOYOURINTESTINETOYOURUREATHRAANDTOYOURANUS.IAMCURRENTLYTHINKINGOFMORERANDOMTHINGSTOSAYHOWABOUTINBEFORETHELOCK.YAYEXCLAMATIONPOINT.ISNTGAMEDEV.NETTHEBESTESTPLACEONEARTH?ITHINKITISBECAUSEIMALLOWEDTOPOSTCRAPATMYLEISUREANDPROGRAMSTUFFATTHESAMETIME.TAKETHISMORSECODEFORINSTANCE.ICANPRACTICEPROGRAMMINGANDRECYCLETHEWORKBYMAKINGENTERTAININGCRAPPOSTS.EVERNOTICEHOWCRAPPOSTSGETTHEQUICKESTRESPONSES?THATMEANSIFYOUHAVEASERIOUSQUESTIONORPROBLEMYOUSHOULDPOSTITINTHECRAPFORMAT.THATISALL.LOLROFLBERRIESROFLMAO.BTWINEEDTOKNOWOFABOUTSEARCHINGTECHNIQUES,BECAUSEIHAVEALLSORTSOFCOMPLICATEDQUESTIONSTHATCANNOTBEANSWEREDBYLOOKINGATTHEGENERALCASEOFQUOTETAKETHISSETOFINTEGERSORDERTHEMANDDOABINARYSEARCHBECAUSEIFYOUGOSTRAIGHTTOTHATINTHECONTEXTINWHICHINEEDITITMAYBELESSEFFICIENT.SORRYIHAVENOTTAKENDISCRETEMATHEMATICSBUTAGAINIAMONLYLOOKINGFORANINTUITIVEDISCUSSIONANDHELP,NOPROOFS.ILOVEYOUALL,ESPECIALLYOURBELOVEDFATHER,DAVE.PRAISEBETODAVEOURMIGHTIESTMYOPICESTRHINOCEROSESTLEADER.EDUCATEUSONTHEWAYSOFMOTHERGAMEDEVOHMIGHTIESTLORD.EDUCATE,TOQUOTELEADOUTOF,INTHISCASEIGNORANCE,FORWEAREALLIGNORANTANDTHESTAFFANDMODERATORSAREALLKNOWING,BLESSEDTHEYBE.COOKIESTOWHOEVERDECODEDTHISMORSECODE.SORRYTHEREWASNOSUPPORTFORSPACESINBETWEENLETTERS,BUTOHWELL.YOUARETEH133TESTW1NNAR1CONGRATULATIONS.NOWLETSTALKABOUTTHEBUSHELECTION.WHYDOICALLITTHEBUSHELECTIONANDNOTTHEPRESIDENTIALELECTION?WHATISTHEPRESIDENTIALELECTION,IDONTKNOWBECAUSEALLIKNOWISBUSHEQUALSPRESIDENTFOR4YEARSANDNOTHINGELSE.THISISHAVINGDETRIMENTALEFFECTSONMYSEXUALEDUMUCATIONINTERNETSHELLOPOPPET.OMGLOL.KERRYGOTMOREOFTHEPROVISIONALBALLOTSDOYOUKNOWWHATTHATMEANS?THATMEANSTHEREWEREMOREDISENFRANCHISEMENTSOFDEMOCRATSTHANTHEREWEREFORREPUBLICANSWHICHISTOTALLYUNFAIR.IMEANITSNOTLIKEBYCHANCETHATKERRYWOULDHAVESIXTYPERCENTOFTHEPROVISIONALBALLOTSANDBUSHWOULDGET51PERCENTOFTHEPOPULARVOTE,ITDOESNTMAKEANYFUCKINGSENSEUNLESSYOUHAVEASIXTHSENSELIKEMEWHICHISFORDETECTINGPOLITICALBULLSHITANDIDONTMEANCAMPAIGNINGANDPOLICIES.IMEANDEEPROOTEDELECTIONSPOOFINGBLACKOPSKILLINGPEOPLEASSASSINATIONSEVILSTUFFNSACIAKGBCONSPIRACYTHEORYCAUSINGAREA51ROBOTSTAKINGOVERTHEWORLDMATRIXstyleMANCHURIANCANDIDATEPOLTERGEISTSATANICRITUALORGYCHILDLABORININDONESIAEXTINCTIONOFTHEENTIREHUMANRACEBADKINDOFSTUFF.OMFGEXCLAMATIONPOINTEXCLAMATIONPOINTEXCLAMATIONPOINT.IHOPETHISDAMNTEXTCOMESOUTASLONGASIHADHOPEDINMORSEFORMAT.TOINSURETHATITILLIWILLADDASTRINGOFPURERANDOMNESS,YES,SOPURELYRANDOMTHATTHENEXTTIMEYOURMASTURBATEYOUWONTBEABLETOFINISHBECAUSEYOUWILLHAVEPREMATURALLYFELTTHATFEELINGASIFYOUAREAWOMANANDMASTURBATINGISBADANDTHATYOUHAVESOMEBETTERMOREPRODUCTIVETHINGSTOWORKON,ANDYOUWILLREMEMBERTHISRANDOMSTRINGBECAUSEITISCOMPLETELYALOSINGOFYOURMINDWHICHISAGOODTHINGNOTAGODTHINGBECAUSEYOUAREBRAINWASHED.SDOMEWFGLIEKFSDIOMFWEOWHATHTEFUCKWHERETYOUTHINTWHAYYOUADHTATSOMGLOLAHTFUCNNYHAHALOOKHESTOLEDTHEELECTIONOMGSDONTKITSALLEAGAIT?WHATDOHHAHAHHAMUHAHAH.........THATWASTHERANDOMSTRING.SORRYILLTRYTOBEMOREEFFECTIVENEXTTIME.GOODLUCKONYOURCURRENTPROJECTANDTOINFINITYANDBEYONDEXCLAMATIONPOINT.IBTLLOLOMGAFAIKIAMDONE. EDIT: WTF DID I DO TO THE THREAD?!?! 0_o LOL. Cookies go to you. Could we possibly post that vertical?

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there's part of it :/ in before the lock :p

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Original post by Boku San b1g werd

that's why i hate chemistry, physiology, biology etc...

LOL, fixed: use this little proggy to reformat a text file's chars-per-line, technical i know :)
Usage: java MorseFormatFixer filename linesize

Sry about tab size and formatting, what are we going to do, Dave? Will Post DigitalChaos' results.

I know it throws an exception at the end, but it outputs, LOLERS: Here ya go injoy:S

HELLOEVERYONETHISISADRUNKENPOSTLOLFIRSTIWANTTOSAYTHANKYOUTOALLTHEMODERATORSWHOAR
ENOTDELETINGTHISPOSTRIGHTTHISSECOND.NEXTIWANTTOSAYSUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOC
IOUSOHCRAP,IFORGOTIDIDNTINCLUDESUPPORTFOREXCLAMATIONPOINTS,SOIJUSTWASTED10OFTHEM
,OMGEXCLAMATIONPOINTEXCLAMATIONPOINT.KTHXYOUFORLISTENINGTOMYDRUNKPOST,BECAUSEILO
VEYOUALL.DOYOUNOTICETHATIMADESURENOTTOABBREVIATEANYTHING,NOTEVENBECAUSE?THATISBE
CAUSEIWANTEDTOMAKETHISRANDOMSTUPIDDRUNKENFLAMINGIBTLPOSTASLONGASBLOODYPOSSIBLE,K
AY,TEE,AYCH,EXX.DIDYOUKNOWTHATIHAVEAPAPERTOWRITETONIGHT?IDONTCAREBECAUSEIDONTOBS
ESSABOUTTHEMOBVIOUSLY.WHONEEDSTOWRITECOMPARISONANDCONTRASTESSAYSWHENYOUDONTWANTT
OANDYOUCANPROGRAM.ICANGIVEYOUAGOODANSWERITSEVERY1THATSNOTME,OKAY,THANKYOU.HMMMM.
..IHEARDTHELONGESTENGLISHLEGALWORDISANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM,BUTTHATTHEREWAS
ALONGERWORDINTHEMEDICALWORLDCALLEDWAITIFORGETBUTIJUSTGOOGLEDANDFOUNDSOMEKEEPERS.
THEYAREINLONGCOLONPNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS,ORTHELUNGDESEASE
CAUSEDBYBREATHINGINSILICIOUSVOLCANICDUST.THATS45LETTERS,MYFRIEND.HEREISATHIRTYSE
VEN,37,LETTERW00RDCOLONHEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES,WHICHISTHESURGICA
LCREATIONOFADUCTFROMYOURCALLBLADDERTOYOURINTESTINETOYOURUREATHRAANDTOYOURANUS.IA
MCURRENTLYTHINKINGOFMORERANDOMTHINGSTOSAYHOWABOUTINBEFORETHELOCK.YAYEXCLAMATIONP
OINT.ISNTGAMEDEV.NETTHEBESTESTPLACEONEARTH?ITHINKITISBECAUSEIMALLOWEDTOPOSTCRAPA
TMYLEISUREANDPROGRAMSTUFFATTHESAMETIME.TAKETHISMORSECODEFORINSTANCE.ICANPRACTICE
PROGRAMMINGANDRECYCLETHEWORKBYMAKINGENTERTAININGCRAPPOSTS.EVERNOTICEHOWCRAPPOSTS
GETTHEQUICKESTRESPONSES?THATMEANSIFYOUHAVEASERIOUSQUESTIONORPROBLEMYOUSHOULDPOST
ITINTHECRAPFORMAT.THATISALL.LOLROFLBERRIESROFLMAO.BTWINEEDTOKNOWOFABOUTSEARCHING
TECHNIQUES,BECAUSEIHAVEALLSORTSOFCOMPLICATEDQUESTIONSTHATCANNOTBEANSWEREDBYLOOKI
NGATTHEGENERALCASEOFQUOTETAKETHISSETOFINTEGERSORDERTHEMANDDOABINARYSEARCHBECAUSE
IFYOUGOSTRAIGHTTOTHATINTHECONTEXTINWHICHINEEDITITMAYBELESSEFFICIENT.SORRYIHAVENO
TTAKENDISCRETEMATHEMATICSBUTAGAINIAMONLYLOOKINGFORANINTUITIVEDISCUSSIONANDHELP,N
OPROOFS.ILOVEYOUALL,ESPECIALLYOURBELOVEDFATHER,DAVE.PRAISEBETODAVEOURMIGHTIESTMY
OPICESTRHINOCEROSESTLEADER.EDUCATEUSONTHEWAYSOFMOTHERGAMEDEVOHMIGHTIESTLORD.EDUC
ATE,TOQUOTELEADOUTOF,INTHISCASEIGNORANCE,FORWEAREALLIGNORANTANDTHESTAFFANDMODERA
TORSAREALLKNOWING,BLESSEDTHEYBE.COOKIESTOWHOEVERDECODEDTHISMORSECODE.SORRYTHEREW
ASNOSUPPORTFORSPACESINBETWEENLETTERS,BUTOHWELL.YOUARETEH133TESTW1NNAR1CONGRATULA
TIONS.NOWLETSTALKABOUTTHEBUSHELECTION.WHYDOICALLITTHEBUSHELECTIONANDNOTTHEPRESID
ENTIALELECTION?WHATISTHEPRESIDENTIALELECTION,IDONTKNOWBECAUSEALLIKNOWISBUSHEQUAL
SPRESIDENTFOR4YEARSANDNOTHINGELSE.THISISHAVINGDETRIMENTALEFFECTSONMYSEXUALEDUMUC
ATIONINTERNETSHELLOPOPPET.OMGLOL.KERRYGOTMOREOFTHEPROVISIONALBALLOTSDOYOUKNOWWHA
TTHATMEANS?THATMEANSTHEREWEREMOREDISENFRANCHISEMENTSOFDEMOCRATSTHANTHEREWEREFORR
EPUBLICANSWHICHISTOTALLYUNFAIR.IMEANITSNOTLIKEBYCHANCETHATKERRYWOULDHAVESIXTYPER
CENTOFTHEPROVISIONALBALLOTSANDBUSHWOULDGET51PERCENTOFTHEPOPULARVOTE,ITDOESNTMAKE
ANYFUCKINGSENSEUNLESSYOUHAVEASIXTHSENSELIKEMEWHICHISFORDETECTINGPOLITICALBULLSHI
TANDIDONTMEANCAMPAIGNINGANDPOLICIES.IMEANDEEPROOTEDELECTIONSPOOFINGBLACKOPSKILLI
NGPEOPLEASSASSINATIONSEVILSTUFFNSACIAKGBCONSPIRACYTHEORYCAUSINGAREA51ROBOTSTAKIN
GOVERTHEWORLDMATRIXstyleMANCHURIANCANDIDATEPOLTERGEISTSATANICRITUALORGYCHILDLABO
RININDONESIAEXTINCTIONOFTHEENTIREHUMANRACEBADKINDOFSTUFF.OMFGEXCLAMATIONPOINTEXC
LAMATIONPOINTEXCLAMATIONPOINT.IHOPETHISDAMNTEXTCOMESOUTASLONGASIHADHOPEDINMORSEF
ORMAT.TOINSURETHATITILLIWILLADDASTRINGOFPURERANDOMNESS,YES,SOPURELYRANDOMTHATTHE
NEXTTIMEYOURMASTURBATEYOUWONTBEABLETOFINISHBECAUSEYOUWILLHAVEPREMATURALLYFELTTHA
TFEELINGASIFYOUAREAWOMANANDMASTURBATINGISBADANDTHATYOUHAVESOMEBETTERMOREPRODUCTI
VETHINGSTOWORKON,ANDYOUWILLREMEMBERTHISRANDOMSTRINGBECAUSEITISCOMPLETELYALOSINGO
FYOURMINDWHICHISAGOODTHINGNOTAGODTHINGBECAUSEYOUAREBRAINWASHED.SDOMEWFGLIEKFSDIO
MFWEOWHATHTEFUCKWHERETYOUTHINTWHAYYOUADHTATSOMGLOLAHTFUCNNYHAHALOOKHESTOLEDTHEEL
ECTIONOMGSDONTKITSALLEAGAIT?WHATDOHHAHAHHAMUHAHAH.........THATWASTHERANDOMSTRING
.SORRYILLTRYTOBEMOREEFFECTIVENEXTTIME.GOODLUCKONYOURCURRENTPROJECTANDTOINFINITYA
NDBEYONDEXCLAMATIONPOINT.IBTLLOLOMGAFAIKIAMDONE.

java MorseFormatFixer morseout2.txt 80 > morseout2_new.txt

Kthx.