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Started by DigitalChaos Nov 12, 2004 at 10:25 PM 26 replies 1.7k views
23yrold3yrold
23yrold3yrold
It looks like it's trying to fake a legit site .... dunno whether to believe it or not.
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DigitalChaos
DigitalChaos
guess we'll know on New Years Eve huh?
23yrold3yrold
23yrold3yrold
Nah, it's a fake. [razz] Look close.
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BradDaBug
BradDaBug
Wait, hasn't this been done before? I thought I remembered hearing about something like this a long time ago.

Edit: Oh, it's fake? Eh.
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Cold_Steel
Cold_Steel
Yeah, just click on "About Global Associated News" at the top.
And for the record, I'll let a giant concrete slab crush me for 5 bucks. I mean, how heavy can it be?[wink]
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C-Junkie
C-Junkie
Um. I can't figure out what you're looking at. That link goes nowhere.
smart_idiot
smart_idiot
Brilliant.

If anyone needs any ideas on how to kill yourself, this might help.
Chess is played by three people. Two people play the game; the third provides moral support for the pawns. The object of the game is to kill your opponent by flinging captured pieces at his head. Since the only piece that can be killed is a pawn, the two armies agree to meet in a pawn-infested area (or even a pawn shop) and kill as many pawns as possible in the crossfire. If the game goes on for an hour, one player may legally attempt to gouge out the other
Etnu
Etnu
Lame. Not even half as cool as the guy who said he'd hack his own feet off.
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Promit
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mattd
mattd
Quote:
Original post by nes8bit
Quote:
Original post by 23yrold3yrold
Okay, this one's real. [wink]


OH SNAP
You mean, OH SPLAT
Tron3k
Tron3k
Quote:
Original post by Agony
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Original post by Cold_Steel
And for the record, I'll let a giant concrete slab crush me for 5 bucks. I mean, how heavy can it be?[wink]

Little facts you didn't know about concrete: Concrete is stronger once it has hardened.
Holy SHIT!
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fractoid
fractoid
Meh. If I were going to commit suicide I'd just drive at 250km/h until I either ran out of petrol or I fscked up. If I lived I'd assume that either (a) God, given the existance of such a creature, wanted me to live, or (b) I was manly enough to go it alone, and had proved beyond doubt to myself that I was well worthy of living. Of course, I'd have travelled about 2% of the earth's circumference in that time (assuming a 1hr range of 250km at 250km/h, which is reasonable from observed performance of my car) which would require me taking an hour-long daytrip to another city.


Still an interesting stunt though, I'm surprised that no-one has thought of it. chinspt.mpg, anyone?
Tron3k
Tron3k
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Original post by fractoid
chinspt.mpg, anyone?
LOL
“[The clergy] believe that any portion of power confided to me, will be exerted in opposition to their schemes. And they believe rightly: for I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man” - Thomas Jefferson
Ainokea
Ainokea
That guy is hardcore.
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Drevay
Drevay
It's obviously a faked site. Global is a channel in Canada. Just look at the URL for crying out loud.
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