Anecdotes

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Original post by Sypher This thread is for posting anecdotes, real or fake, but let's see what you have to say.

Aren't you going to start us off, then?

Fine. Let's start fake. I didn't want to start cuz I don't like my anecdotes.

One time, my friend Frank was practicing his saxophone outside, and then some people came and started filling his case with money. "Hey! Now where am I supposed to put my saxophone?" he complained. Eventually, Frank gave me the money so he could have room for his saxophone.

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One time, my friend Frank was practicing his saxophone outside, and then some people came and started filling his case with money. "Hey! Now where am I supposed to put my saxophone?" he complained. Eventually, Frank gave me the money so he could have room for his saxophone.

Did you get an English degree from the Jack Handey School of Storytelling?

Once there was a man, Larry. He went to his neighbor's place for a chat and a quaff. Upon ringing the doorbell he was killed by a directed blast of radiation (it was a booby trap).

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Original post by kSquared Quote: One time, my friend Frank was practicing his saxophone outside, and then some people came and started filling his case with money. "Hey! Now where am I supposed to put my saxophone?" he complained. Eventually, Frank gave me the money so he could have room for his saxophone. Did you get an English degree from the Jack Handey School of Storytelling?

I don't know what that is, so I'll just ignore it, I guess.

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Original post by wendigo23 Once there was a man, Larry. He went to his neighbor's place for a chat and a quaff. Upon ringing the doorbell he was killed by a directed blast of radiation (it was a booby trap).

Violent...

Hahaha...I have a good (real one) involving the word "anecdote." When I was in the eight grade, I had a spanish/french teacher that happened to be a dumb bitch (harsh, yes, but true). Anyway, one day I raised my hand and, when called on, asked if I could tell the class a funny anecdote. She agreed. Later that week (or month, I don't remember), she was up to being a bitch. I raised my hand for who knows what (certainly not to tell another anecdote). She calls on me but, before allowing me to speak, tells me not to tell another "antidote". 'Twas no slip of the toung...She actually didn't know the word!

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Original post by tHiSiSbOb Hahaha...I have a good (real one) involving the word "anecdote." When I was in the eight grade, I had a spanish/french teacher that happened to be a dumb bitch (harsh, yes, but true). Anyway, one day I raised my hand and, when called on, asked if I could tell the class a funny anecdote. She agreed. Later that week (or month, I don't remember), she was up to being a bitch. I raised my hand for who knows what (certainly not to tell another anecdote). She calls on me but, before allowing me to speak, tells me not to tell another "antidote". 'Twas no slip of the toung...She actually didn't know the word!

*Sypher is laughing out out loud* (LOOLipop, I guess?)

This one time, I told a clown my name was Russel.

I'll try and think of a good one later.

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Original post by Sypher I don't know what that is, so I'll just ignore it, I guess.

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