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Kung Foo Coding

Started by Promit Dec 3, 2004 at 11:33 PM 8 replies 1.7k views
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Promit
Promit
Wrote this little thing myself: Everybody was kung-foo coding Those geeks were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they wrote with expert timing They were funky pasty men from funky basements 'round They were fixing code up and they were hunting bugs down It's an ancient Windows art and everybody knew their part From a try into a catch, and a memory prefetch Everybody was kung-foo coding Those geeks were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they wrote with expert timing There was funky John Carmack and little Rob Duffy He said here's the publisher, lets get it on We took a build and ran the game, finding monsters we could maim The sudden noises made me gasp, now we're into the Alpha Labs Everybody was kung-foo coding Those geeks were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they wrote with expert timing (repeat)..make sure you have expert timing Kung-foo coding, had to be fast as lightning It's fun to play the real song and sing these lyrics instead [lol]
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intrest86
intrest86
Lol, slow Friday night? :-P
Turring Machines are better than C++ any day ^_~
Mushu
Mushu
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You need a girlfriend, Promit. Fast.
SHilbert
SHilbert
Quote:
Original post by Promit
Everybody was kung-foo coding

Actually... turns out they weren't. It was a trick of the light.
Ainokea
Ainokea
Quote:
Original post by SHilbert
Quote:
Original post by Promit
Everybody was kung-foo coding

Actually... turns out they weren't. It was a trick of the light.

Im thinking about my what to my map editor should be able to do. Im not actually coding it yet.
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benryves
benryves
So this is why you wanted names of famous programmers, you odd person you. [wink]
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Revelations
Revelations
Haha, excellent. Someone should record this...
capn_midnight
capn_midnight
Quote:
Original post by amish1234
Is coding fast as lightning the same as coding faster than a mofo?
judging from the fact that the mofo text does not have the same drop shadow as the rest of the text, I would have to say it's an after market upgrade.
Promit
Promit
Quote:
Original post by intrest86
Lol, slow Friday night? :-P


Worse than that -- slow weekend.
To the tune of Yellow Submarine:


In the map where I was born
Lived a man who played Half Life
And he told us of his life
In the land of BSPs

So we chose a fast server
And we joined the smaller team
And we shot everyone else
In our Half-Life BSP

We all live in our Half-Life BSP,
Half-Life BSP, Half-Life BSP
We all live in our Half-Life BSP,
Half-Life BSP, Half-Life BSP

And our clan is all at spawn
Many more of them are spectators
And the guns begin to shoot

We all live in our Half-Life BSP,
Half-Life BSP, Half-Life BSP
We all live in our Half-Life BSP,
Half-Life BSP, Half-Life BSP

As we frag the enemies
Everyone of us has all we need
Flash of blue, a kill for me
In our Half-Life BSP

We all live in our Half-Life BSP,
Half-Life BSP, Half-Life BSP
We all live in our Half-Life BSP,
Half-Life BSP, Half-Life BSP

We all live in our Half-Life BSP,
Half-Life BSP, Half-Life BSP
We all live in our Half-Life BSP,
Half-Life BSP, Half-Life BSP
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