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THEY ARE THE DEVIL.
Recently, I have been trying out incredibly stupid games. These include "Half-Life" and "Rainbow Six" and "Unreal Tournament". All these games are lacking several big elements.
These elements are hydrogen, beryllium, cesium, and my favorite element, Yttrium. The EXPLOSIONS suck. They suck so bad that my mom thought they looked like large flowers blooming very fast and then dying very fast. In fact, I though they were similar to Pong''s graphics.
But, this is not my main point. The main element they lack is game-ness. All these moronic games have no point, no good graphics, no good multiplay, no good storyline, no good music, no good sound effects, and ultimately, NO GOOD SECURITY CODING. I hear that all these games were hacked into almost 5 minutes after game release and that they came shipped in cardboard boxes with plastic "jewelcases". Frankly, these "jewelcases" aren''t nearly shiny enough to be jewels, and plastic is a really stupid thing to make CD cases out of (they break!). They should try covering them with more of their stupid cardboard.
Anyway, back to the game-ness elements. For example, Half-Life has no storyline. Some guy gets shot, others die, and ultimately, some idiot gets warped to some alien planet with unrealistic monstrous crowbars (and aliens). This idiot is considered a hero but all he does is jump over boxes, look pretty, and impersonate Einstein in totally incorrect ways (e does not equal two gunshots squared plus a dead alien). Regarding sound effects, their gunshots suck like crap. Real gunshots are much louder and real explosions actually KILL people! They don''t subtract from a numeric "health"!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!! If I am going crazy don''t doubt it for a second.
By the way, Unreal Tournament is as stupidly simple as PONG.
PLEASE READ THIS A SECOND TIME
It''s probably one of the regulars here who wants to see how people will react to this. 
