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Difficult Itches

Started by zer0wolf Dec 20, 2004 at 10:53 AM 86 replies 10.7k views
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zer0wolf
zer0wolf
Kinda self explanatory. When you're in public... and you suddenly get an itch like, inside your butthole, how do you react? I tend to clench my cheeks and rub my ass on something and if that fails, I scratch with my fingers and then immediately wash my hands.
Perfunction
Perfunction
my ass doesnt usually itch...however since i shave my package it tends to itch from time to time. i wont do it in someone's face but if i think i can sneak it i will.
tHiSiSbOb
tHiSiSbOb
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my ass doesnt usually itch...however since i shave my package it tends to itch from time to time. i wont do it in someone's face but if i think i can sneak it i will.

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Shai
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my ass doesnt usually itch...however since i shave my package it tends to itch from time to time. i wont do it in someone's face but if i think i can sneak it i will.

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you don't shave yours?
"It's better to regret something you've done than to regret something you haven't done."
Ravuya
Ravuya
Use a fork. If it starts leaking blood, you're not pushing hard enough.
zer0wolf
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my ass doesnt usually itch...however since i shave my package it tends to itch from time to time. i wont do it in someone's face but if i think i can sneak it i will.

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you don't shave yours?

I've shaved ONCE... and that was only after a chick I know agreed to perform certain acts of heavenliness if I did.
mikeman
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my ass doesnt usually itch...however since i shave my package it tends to itch from time to time. i wont do it in someone's face but if i think i can sneak it i will.

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you don't shave yours?


And that seems weird to you? Where do you live in, Pornland?
Shai
Shai
no, I just don't like long/lots of pubic hair
"It's better to regret something you've done than to regret something you haven't done."
Dmytry
Dmytry
edit:GO SEE A DOCTOR!!![grin]

stand as nothing happened, obviously, then just move to restroom.[cool]
ze thread is ze sucks, just wasted some time.
Oluseyi
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Kinda self explanatory. When you're in public... and you suddenly get an itch like, inside your butthole, how do you react?
First of all, I employ a few techniques to minimize the occurence of butthole itches. Namely, I "wet clean." If I do have an itch, however, I look for the nearest restroom.
Perfunction
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my ass doesnt usually itch...however since i shave my package it tends to itch from time to time. i wont do it in someone's face but if i think i can sneak it i will.

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you don't shave yours?


And that seems weird to you? Where do you live in, Pornland?
i feel much more comfortable trimmed up than with a forest. it makes a huge difference in the summer. besides, my gf shaves so why shouldnt i?
mikeman
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my ass doesnt usually itch...however since i shave my package it tends to itch from time to time. i wont do it in someone's face but if i think i can sneak it i will.

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you don't shave yours?


And that seems weird to you? Where do you live in, Pornland?
i feel much more comfortable trimmed up than with a forest. it makes a huge difference in the summer. besides, my gf shaves so why shouldnt i?


I didn't say you shouldn't shave if that's what you like, I just responded to the suprised "you don't shave yours?" post, which seem to imply that nearly everyone is doing it. I think for girls it's fine (not completely bald,but well-shaved), but I wouldn't do it.
zer0wolf
zer0wolf
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Kinda self explanatory. When you're in public... and you suddenly get an itch like, inside your butthole, how do you react?
First of all, I employ a few techniques to minimize the occurence of butthole itches. Namely, I "wet clean." If I do have an itch, however, I look for the nearest restroom.

It's not exactly like a daily or even a weekly occurance, but I'm a pretty hairy guy. I think it might be a result of ass hairs poking me in the butthole, actually. It's not nearly often enough an occasion to justify shaving or waxing my ass (ouch), but occasionally it's an annoyance in me arse.
Oluseyi
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It's not exactly like a daily or even a weekly occurance, but I'm a pretty hairy guy.
I'm a pretty hairy guy myself, but I trim. If you need additional motivation, it can make you "look longer"...
zer0wolf
zer0wolf
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It's not exactly like a daily or even a weekly occurance, but I'm a pretty hairy guy.
If you need additional motivation, it can make you "look longer"...

I've heard that alot... from guys.
Salsa
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I didn't say you shouldn't shave if that's what you like, I just responded to the suprised "you don't shave yours?" post, which seem to imply that nearly everyone is doing it. I think for girls it's fine (not completely bald,but well-shaved), but I wouldn't do it.


I used to only trim, but I've found that I prefer a clean shave much more.. and girls do too. It's really much better than having a brillo pad consistantly scraping against cloth.

..and with that, I resign myself furthermore from this thread. =P
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Perfunction
Perfunction
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Original post by zer0wolfIt's not exactly like a daily or even a weekly occurance, but I'm a pretty hairy guy. I think it might be a result of ass hairs poking me in the butthole, actually. It's not nearly often enough an occasion to justify shaving or waxing my ass (ouch), but occasionally it's an annoyance in me arse.

shaving your ass has some very bad consequences. without any friction in your crack you end up with a sweaty mess that basically requires you to take a shower after every dump
mikeman
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It's not exactly like a daily or even a weekly occurance, but I'm a pretty hairy guy.
If you need additional motivation, it can make you "look longer"...


Heh, we actually have a very funny saying here in Greece about that (well not actually about that, but it uses it as a metaphor). It's not very "flattering" for guys who think like that.
Ainokea
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It's not exactly like a daily or even a weekly occurance, but I'm a pretty hairy guy.
If you need additional motivation, it can make you "look longer"...


Heh, we actually have a very funny saying here in Greece about that (well not actually about that, but it uses it as a metaphor). It's not very "flattering" for guys who think like that.

Please say it.
______________With the flesh of a cow.

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