that was me for the gray ogre :)
Yours is hilarious, BTW ! I know the humour has certainly increased in the later expansions. But I haven't really followed, since Urza's Saga :-/

"Try not to piss me off.'"

"DIE you hideous creature!" - knight
"Over my dead body!..uhh" - orc

"I fart in your general direction." - Monty Python

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry" - Monty Python

(holding club behind back and looking up at very large opponent)
"Quick! Duck!"

(shouts back at the ranks)
"More club wax! Mine is starting to wear!"

(points)
"Hand me that head will you; I need to think..."

(looks amazed at his blue club)
"Viagra do make club work longer!"

"Can we do this quickly, coz my Slargh is double parked."

Good luck with selecting! [wink]

CipherCraft

Hey, stop hitting my knuckles with your face!

" look at 'im wiyt his wee 'lil' boots"

I just came back to read through the forums and it seems this thread is still going!

Thank you for all the extra comments, I will be getting a few drunken friends around this weekend to record them :)