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My pubes are annoying me

Started by lethalhamster Feb 16, 2005 at 9:35 PM 77 replies 24.1k views
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lethalhamster
lethalhamster
For the last few days my pubic hair has gotten more annoying then the day before it. Its just where the elastic on my underwear is. I sapose the hiar there is getting pushed up or at a werd angle making that area hurt, so i have to like push 'em down with my hand every time I go to the bathroom or something. I tried to solve the problem by sleeping on my stomache, hoping that will push them all down at one angle. That didnt help. Anyone have a problem like this? Have any suggestions on how to fix it?(other than sticking my hand down my pants every 2 hours!)
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Agony
Agony
Shave
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Maega
Maega
Trim, or go bare.
Ainokea
Ainokea
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lethalhamster
lethalhamster
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Shave

eh... Not an option, I don't think that will help either, the stubble would gt really annoying also.
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Agony
Agony
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Shave

eh... Not an option, I don't think that will help either, the stubble would gt really annoying also.
Trim. Peach fuzz isn't nearly as annoying as fresh stubble. (I'm saying this from facial experience, not pubic experience. I've had no need to experiment down below yet.)
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Xtremehobo
Xtremehobo
call loveline.
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Samith
Samith
Do not call loveline. Comb it.
lethalhamster
lethalhamster
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Shave

eh... Not an option, I don't think that will help either, the stubble would gt really annoying also.
Trim. Peach fuzz isn't nearly as annoying as fresh stubble. (I'm saying this from facial experience, not pubic experience. I've had no need to experiment down below yet.)

Another problem with shaving would be shaving. I don't really have the time to shave "below the waist" every mroning. and cutting myself around there... well that would just plain suck.
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Xtremehobo
Xtremehobo
No, call loveline so I can record it.
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lethalhamster
lethalhamster
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No, call loveline so I can record it.

I'm not staying up 'till 12:00 to wait for Adam to take my call... Although, speaking with the all amazing "Ace Rockolla" would be amazing... But I don't think I would get as many recomendations from Drew and Adam as I would from the lounge.
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boolean
boolean
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Thank you.
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lethalhamster
lethalhamster
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I for one now welcome the armageddon. I pine for the sweet taste of death as fireballs tear my skin off. As I melt into a ball if bone and goo, I will remember this thread, and realise just how much better off I am dead.

Thank you.

No problem, Friend.
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Xtremehobo
Xtremehobo
Who would you rather take advice from? Gamedevers.. or a board certified addiction medicine specialist and a certified asshole?

And besides, adam describes him self as a hairy beast.. he claims looking for his asshole is like searching for santa's mouth. I'm sure he's plenty experienced in what you're suffering from.
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Salsa
Salsa
Shaving is such a trivial issue. Every three days or so I grab my razor in the shower and in 60 seconds everything is smooth..and sailing. Seriously, it sounds intimidating (perhaps a little scary) at first, but it's so routine I don't even think about it.

Never stubble, and I shave less often than I do this damned face of mine.
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lethalhamster
lethalhamster
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Shaving is such a trivial issue. Every three days or so I grab my razor in the shower and in 60 seconds everything is smooth..and sailing. Seriously, it sounds intimidating (perhaps a little scary) at first, but it's so routine I don't even think about it.

No stubble.

I hope to god you are talking about your face...

I like the combing idea. I'll try that.
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Salsa
Salsa
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I like the combing idea. I'll try that.


Alright, now that's gross.
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Xtremehobo
Xtremehobo
you could always wax it off.
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