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Yo Mama.

Started by Benjamin Heath Mar 18, 2005 at 11:56 PM 44 replies 8.8k views

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Mar 18, 2005 at 11:56 PM

(This is an insult thread. There is only one rule: It must be about the other guy's mom. Have fun. [smile]) I oughtta bash your head into a windshield and ask your mamma out to a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again.

Samith

Mar 18, 2005 at 11:59 PM

Yo mama hates you for making that cumbersome joke.

PnP Bios

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:03 AM

Your mother is a well respected member of the community.

PnP Bios

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:06 AM

Your mother is a well respected member of the community.

Mercury

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:20 AM

Yo momma so fat, she has a gravitational force greater than that of the Earth!
Yes, I went there.

Densun

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:21 AM

Your mother is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.

_Sigma

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:22 AM

Yor mama is so fat, she put on a raincoat, and someone yelled "Yo! Taxi!"

Samith

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:23 AM

Your mother is such a newb, she includes iostream.h!

Benjamin Heath

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:27 AM

yo mama:

cwhite

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:41 AM

Yo mamma's like a C++ class. All her friends can touch her privates.

_Sigma

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:45 AM

Quote:
Original post by Benjamin Heath
yo mama:

Thank you for not sharing that :P
hehe

I can see this thread derailing really soon :P

Mercury

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:46 AM

Quote:
Original post by cwhite
Yo mamma's like a C++ class. All her friends can touch her privates.

Hahaha, that rules. I'm surprised I've never heard it. Ratings plus plus for j00.

PnP Bios

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:46 AM

Your mom is like PhpBB, everybody knows how to get in through the back door.

LockePick

Mar 19, 2005 at 12:48 AM

Quote:
Original post by cwhite
Yo mamma's like a C++ class. All her friends can touch her privates.

Best mamma joke ever,

Here's a fun one:
Me: You have any brothers or sisters?
Person: Yeah.
Me: Your welcome.

Lenox

Mar 19, 2005 at 1:02 AM

Quote:
Original post by cwhite
Yo mamma's like a C++ class. All her friends can touch her privates.

Nice.

Hrm... my friend and I were coming up with some -really- stupid ones the other day.

"Yo mama's so ugly she had to commit suicide. "
"Yo mama's so ugly that she is ugly. "
"Yo mama's so ugly that all your friends mistook her for a pile of lard. "

_Sigma

Mar 19, 2005 at 1:09 AM

Quote:
Original post by LockePick
Here's a fun one:
Me: You have any brothers or sisters?
Person: Yeah.
Me: Your welcome.

I don't get it... :(

Mercury

Mar 19, 2005 at 1:11 AM

Quote:
Original post by _Sigma
Quote:
Original post by LockePick
Here's a fun one:
Me: You have any brothers or sisters?
Person: Yeah.
Me: Your welcome.

I don't get it... :(

He's implying that he was the cause of the other person's brothers and sisters. In other words, he fucked the other person's mom.

And your != you're. [smile]

Rixter

Mar 19, 2005 at 4:22 AM

Yo mamma's so fat she can't fit in just one post!

Rixter

Mar 19, 2005 at 4:22 AM

Yo mamma's so fat she can't fit in just one post!

Mage2k

Mar 19, 2005 at 4:22 AM

You like my car, huh? My other ride's your mom...

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears red kids run up to her yelling Koolaid!

Yo momma's so dirty, when she goes swimming at the beach she leaves a ring around the world...

Yo momma's so dumb, I sent her out to get some doughnuts and she came back and said, "You don't want 'em, they've got holes in 'em."

You momma's so dumb, I sent her out for a color TV and she asked, "What color?"

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach the tide comes in...

I'm sure I know tons more, but those are all that come to mind.

Mage2k

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