Win 2000 source code

/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
	while(!CRASHED)
	{
		display_copyright_message();
		
		display_bill_rules_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
		if (first_time_installation)
		{
			
			make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
			
			do_nothing_loop();
			
			totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
			
			search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
			
			make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
			
			disable_Netscape();
			
			disable_RealPlayer();
			
			disable_Lotus_Products();
			
			hang_system();
		}
		write_something(anything);
		display_copyright_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
		do_some_stuff();
		if (still_not_crashed)
		{
			
			display_copyright_message();
			
			do_nothing_loop();
			
			basically_run_windows_3.1();
			
			do_nothing_loop();
			
			do_nothing_loop();
		}
	}
	if (detect_cache())
		disable_cache();
	if (fast_cpu())
	{
		
		set_wait_states(lots);
		set_mouse(speed,			very_slow);
		set_mouse(action,			jumpy);
		set_mouse(reaction,			sometimes);
	}
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows
	3.1"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows
	3.11"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows
	95"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT
	3.0"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows
	98"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT
	4.0"); */
	printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
	if (system_ok())
		crash(to_dos_prompt)
		else
		system_memory =
		open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
	while(something)
	{
		sleep(5);
		
		get_user_input();
		sleep(5);
		
		act_on_user_input();
		sleep(5);
	}
	create_general_protection_fault();
}