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Started by Mushu Oct 10, 2005 at 5:36 PM 16 replies 1.7k views
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Mushu
Mushu
I have been wondering about something for quite some time now: is Santa Claus real? My younger cousin (a cute and usually good little girl) said that I am a "stupid-head" for believing in Santa. I thought she was just being mean to get me mad (she says I act funny when I'm mad), but I can't help but wonder now. I mean, is there really a fat guy and some elves living at the North Pole and does the fat guy really fly around the world in one night to give presents to Christian kids? Because, you know, I'm really starting to wonder. I mean, no one has ever actually seen or detected this Santa fellow, so why believe in him? Maybe there are other explanations for the presents that appear under our trees each Christmas Day. Like our parents, for example. Please answer soon, because I really have to know. This uncertainty is tearing me up! P.S.: Oh, and I gotta know by Christmas so I'll get presents!
LessBread
LessBread
Santa Claus is doomed!!
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes." - the Laughing Man
Thermodynamics
Thermodynamics
Play your Summon Santa card and all will be good.
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DrewGreen
DrewGreen
Santa molested me as a child. Since then I haven't been able to eat mince pies. He was finally brought to justice the day I turned 16, & I haven't had any contact with him since. Images of baubles still haunt me to this day but I'm recovering steadily thanks for asking.
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Shai
Shai
"It's better to regret something you've done than to regret something you haven't done."
lethalhamster
lethalhamster
Are you crazy! Of course Santa is real! I can't believe you actually questioned Santa Clause! He's probly going to skip your house this year since you qustioned his existance. You shoudln't have done that. [sad]
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Ra
Ra
We wouldn't have the Santa icon if he wasn't real, right? Right?
Ra
nprz
nprz
I don't even get Christmas presents from my parents... If you get them from a stranger, then you are one lucky dude.
aidan_walsh
aidan_walsh
Dear Children of the World,

Christmas is cancelled this year, in memory of the recently deceased Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.

We thank you for your co-operation, and for all the wonderful letters of support we have gotten at this sad time.

Santa.
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FroZtByte
FroZtByte
Santa is the international symbol of communism. *nod*
ChemicalImbalance
ChemicalImbalance
Santa Claus is real.

I keep him and one of his poor elves chained up in my basement forcing them to make me presents year round.
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Pouya
Pouya
Santa got the whole idea of elves wrong

Elves are supposed to be tall, wise creatures, and Santa's elves are short ugly comical thingies.

Clearly, he doesn't exist since his elves are all wrong!
Mushu
Mushu
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Original post by Pouya
Elves are supposed to be tall, wise creatures, and Santa's elves are short ugly comical thingies.

Clearly, he doesn't exist since his elves are all wrong!

Wait... you've been to the north pole!!?!

To all the rest of you unbelievers I hope you burn in hell (whoops, wrong thread) get a lump of coal in your stocking!!!1~` Just like my cousin... grr.

Pouya
Pouya
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Original post by Mushu
Wait... you've been to the north pole!!?!

I live in Canada. Does that count?

Santa Claus is supposed to start his journey in Canada. Along with the notorious and the deadly lyncanthrope, weremoose.
Nemesis2k2
Nemesis2k2
He was real, but then some hick in Texas blew him away when he slid down the chimney during the night. Sorry kid.
Oberon_Command
Oberon_Command
No, I don't believe in Santa Claus. I used to, but then my mom told me that she and my dad were the ones putting the presents under the tree. Unfortunately, my dad still thinks I believe... oh well.

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He was real, but then some hick in Texas blew him away when he slid down the chimney during the night. Sorry kid.




Benjamin Heath: the Santa in that pic looks like a chimp crossed with an evil scientist.
SW INC
SW INC
Oberon you bastard i was going to post that
..cry..

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