RAD TOOLS

I see, not only do you make more enemies than Hitler over in the General and Game programming forum, start a slanging match / race war in the turbo forum, but you''re now starting up your own little post-o-rama camp in the Lounge... well well, I don''t think you''ll last much longer, now you''re spreading your evil like dirty shit all over the place. Stop it. Please.

Insomnia

Hey, there goes the pizza man! GO GET THE PIZZA!

*YOU CAPTURED THE PIZZA! BRING IT BACK TO YOUR BASE!*

Woooooooooooo!

*YOU GIBBED "Delphi Programmer"!*

Fragbaaaaaaiiiiiiiit!

*YOU CAPTURED THE PIZZA! YOUR TEAM EATS HEARTY!*

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Quotes said around the hylix office:
Well then, that was screwed.
By the way, how much are we running at again? Nothing?
And the trained monkey presses the button and gets a banana. But what he doesn''t know is that it''s a Microsoft banana. What a bitter pill, er, banana, to swallow.
If you''re telling me I have no budget for my project AGAIN this month, I''m sticking your hamster in the microwave! Wait, you don''t have a hamster. Quick! I need a new evil plan!

Quotes from #gamedev:
So, "flame thrower" Smurf? - TANSTAAFL
you''ll need a nuclear slide rule and a nuclear boxed lunch - SteelGolem

Only if you''re me. Otherwise, no.

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"NPCs will be inherited from the basic Entity class. They will be fully independent, and carry out their own lives oblivious to the world around them ... that is, until you set them on fire ..."
"When you are willing to do that which others are ashamed to do, therein lies an advantage."

I wonder why nobody has pointed him to DOS programming? Delphi Programmer -- I believe you can do 2D DOS games with fdisk and 3D with the /mbr option.

YAP-YFIO,
deadlinegrunt

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Original post by pouya

ok, delphi programmer
here is a link to the ultimate 3d game written in delphi. with the source code! you can learn a lot from it (yes, you''ll lear a LOT from it)

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No no no. Don''t you understand? He doesn''t need to ''learn'' anything! Apparently, he''s "already conquered Delphi Programming" - which obviously means he knows it inside out. He just doesn''t know if it''s possible to make anything in it. You see? What a dilemna... dear oh dear. Poor Delphi Programmer. And besides, the ultimate 3d game written in delphi? This guy''s way above pitiful 3d ambitions, remember? He wants to make 4D games! He just doesn''t know how to. Perhaps someone should write a brief tutorial on how to do it - just make sure it''s not more than 2 lines long and brightly coloured, or you''ll lose his attention span.



Insomnia

lol, i wonder if he''s tried that link yet... it''s really great :D

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Quotes said around the hylix office:
Well then, that was screwed.
By the way, how much are we running at again? Nothing?
And the trained monkey presses the button and gets a banana. But what he doesn''t know is that it''s a Microsoft banana. What a bitter pill, er, banana, to swallow.
If you''re telling me I have no budget for my project AGAIN this month, I''m sticking your hamster in the microwave! Wait, you don''t have a hamster. Quick! I need a new evil plan!

Quotes from #gamedev:
So, "flame thrower" Smurf? - TANSTAAFL
you''ll need a nuclear slide rule and a nuclear boxed lunch - SteelGolem

Go in the hole! :O



-Agent1

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Ima Genius: *watches Agent compile the program, run it, and Agen''t cd rom tray opens and computer catches on fire*
Ima Genius: You''re an operator in a phone company and you have to connect all the calls right and if you do, Asheron calls you and tells you "Good job!" :D

*takes a out a rune*
*zoom on rune*
*it''s a Rune of Summon Gladiator*
* "come forth Gladiator and flame this idiot" *



WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP

Oh sorry for doing that...from now on I''ll just ignore this idiot.I think we all should just never answer his posts again.

This is getting far out of hand. Delphi Programmer/rodneyldixon/whatever else you want to call yourself, go to www.borland.com and look for yourself. The answers are there. I doubt you will have much luck getting answers here considering that you''ve apparently managed to annoy nearly every visitor to these forums. In the future, keep your question to one post and read the replies, often times they actually contain the answers to your questions (wow!).