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Started by ktuluorion Dec 7, 2005 at 10:47 AM 40 replies 6.8k views
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ktuluorion
ktuluorion
You know, I think that Sir Mixalot fella was onto something with the whole "I like big butts" thing. I mean, don't get me wrong, a small butt is nice too, but look at it this way: Think about when your wife/girlfriend starts getting a little older, and they fill out a bit. If you are into bigger butts, you'll only be happier at those larger orbs of happiness that will be bulging out of her jeans. Being into big butts is almost like making an investment in the future! Future happiness that is! OMG THE MILLION DOLLAR IDEA!
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Alpha_ProgDes
Alpha_ProgDes
i agree somewhat with this point. but there must be a distinction between large buttocks and what we in urban society call "a big butt". simple differences being shape and curative.
  • if a woman looks like she put tissue paper and jello in the back of her pants.... it's a case of the large buttocks (or just lard).
  • if the back of her pants makes you pause and stare in fascination at the geometrical symmetry and curative (that might i add extends profoundly from the rest of her body), then that's "a big butt".
[smile]

another question (hopefully doesn't start some racial flamewar). though white people tend to like women with small buttocks (going by models, friends, and seeing couples in everyday), it seems when drawing them they have a similar shape to the stereotypical black woman (ie. waist is much smaller than hips and thighs [and the hips and thighs are greatly exaggerated] and the buttocks are rather large). subconsciously, do white men (between the ages of puberty and 35) find that physique more attractive?

[Edited by - Alpha_ProgDes on December 7, 2005 11:06:25 AM]
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Caitlin
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...what we in urban society....


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Alpha_ProgDes
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for the record, i didn't say urban == black, nor did mean or imply it.
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DigitalDelusion
DigitalDelusion
Well really there's a crucial differance between a big butt and a big lard container portruding from someones behind.

My girlfriend got a rather big (she calls it humongus but you know how them women are...) rear but it's well formed and quite firm and I honestly quite love it. Now I've seen smaller variants that doesn't look half as(s) good because they lack a distinct form and firmness.
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Pouya
Pouya
If someone with a big butt sits on your lap, it has the same effect as wearing skiing shoes, it will distribute the weight over your leg.

Someone with a boney ass sitting on your lap hurts a lot (personally tested and proven)
Someone with a big butt sitting on your lap will break the chair. Err, I mean, I haven't tried.
sunandshadow
sunandshadow
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Original post by Alpha_ProgDes
another question (hopefully doesn't start some racial flamewar). though white people tend to like women with small buttocks (going by models, friends, and seeing couples in everyday), it seems when drawing them they have a similar shape to the stereotypical black woman (ie. waist is much smaller than hips and thighs [and the hips and thighs are greatly exaggerated] and the buttocks are rather large). subconsciously, do white men (between the ages of puberty and 35) find that physique more attractive?


Interesing observation. I was taught that as a rule of thumb a woman's butt should be drawn an upside-down heart shape, while a man's butt is more of a "W" shape.

Personally I like pert butts, the kind which are like 2 peaches, best, but I like other kinds of butts too. [smile]


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u235
u235
I'll have to say I love big butts. My fiance has nice big round butt and I can't get enough of it. Too bad she's in CA right now and i won't see her for another month. [sad]

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coldacid
coldacid
Firm posterior of middling size, with wide hips, is my personal preference.
BradDaBug
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Personally I like pert butts, the kind which are like 2 peaches, best, but I like other kinds of butts too. [smile]

So you like fuzzy butts? How about "coconut" butts?
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girls with tiny asses can't take spankings. the so-called "bubble butted" girls let out a most interesting squeal.


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Salsa
Salsa
I think my girlfriend's butt sets the standard for perfection. It's on my mind quite a lot. Meanwhile, my ass is big and really hard, and luckily I don't have to worry about finding a woman who can appreciate that :P I don't care what your physique is, but I really can't stand 125 lb guys buying and masquerading around in pants from the other side of the clothing store in some trendy attempt to attract girls..nor can I understand the minority of those who fall for it.

[Edited by - Salsa on December 7, 2005 3:39:12 PM]
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Alpha_ProgDes
Alpha_ProgDes
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I think my girlfriend's butt sets the standard for perfection. It's on my mind quite a lot. Meanwhile, my ass is big and really hard, and luckily I don't have to worry about finding a woman who can appreciate that :P I don't care what your physique is, but I really can't stand 125 lb guys buying and masquerading around in pants from the other side of the clothing store in some trendy attempt to attract girls..nor can I understand the minority of those who fall for it.


huh?
you realize this is a thread about women buttocks... not men?
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Salsa
Salsa
Listen, I'll pimp man butt discussion wherever I may please. Watch it, or I'll start telling everyone about yours!
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Caitlin
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...but I really can't stand 125 lb guys buying and masquerading around in pants from the other side of the clothing store in some trendy attempt to attract girls..nor can I understand the minority of those who fall for it.


I'm assuming that you are talking about guys who wear tight jeans? If so I agree - I don't particularly care for the "redneck hick wannabe cowboy" look, yet on the other end of the spectrum the guys who walk around looking like hood degenerates in pants 8 sizes too big are also a turn off.

(Sidenote - REAL cowboys are REAL hot, but as I said, the 5 toothed hicks with twangs who try to be cowboys ARE NOT hot at all)
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ktuluorion
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Original post by Caitlin
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...but I really can't stand 125 lb guys buying and masquerading around in pants from the other side of the clothing store in some trendy attempt to attract girls..nor can I understand the minority of those who fall for it.


I'm assuming that you are talking about guys who wear tight jeans? If so I agree - I don't particularly care for the "redneck hick wannabe cowboy" look, yet on the other end of the spectrum the guys who walk around looking like hood degenerates in pants 8 sizes too big are also a turn off.

(Sidenote - REAL cowboys are REAL hot, but as I said, the 5 toothed hicks with twangs who try to be cowboys ARE NOT hot at all)


I don't think he's talking about cowboys, I think he's talking about the more "Metro" look. i.e. Express Men jeans, other designers.

And I take offense at that, because I wear them. :P
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Salsa
Salsa
Actually, I'm referring to the hordes of "scenester MySpace" kids running around these days. However, it's funny you should mention Express, because one particular guy I know on campus exclusively wears pre-tattered size 2 girls' jeans from Express.
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Densun
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Original post by Alpha_ProgDes
another question (hopefully doesn't start some racial flamewar). though white people tend to like women with small buttocks (going by models, friends, and seeing couples in everyday)

Asian girls also have more of a small or flat butt. The white girls I see are quite varied.

Personally, I like the smiling ass. This site (not safe for work) has a picture of such (and other types).

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