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You know, I think that Sir Mixalot fella was onto something with the whole "I like big butts" thing. I mean, don't get me wrong, a small butt is nice too, but look at it this way: Think about when your wife/girlfriend starts getting a little older, and they fill out a bit. If you are into bigger butts, you'll only be happier at those larger orbs of happiness that will be bulging out of her jeans. Being into big butts is almost like making an investment in the future! Future happiness that is! OMG THE MILLION DOLLAR IDEA!