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Started by Sagar_Indurkhya Apr 28, 2006 at 10:52 AM 6 replies 950+ views

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Apr 28, 2006 at 10:52 AM

I just gave a speech in front of my whole school ... as a pirate(running for treasurer)!!! I'm trying to get pictures, but it was pretty awesome. I gotup and gave a pirate speech, and cracked some crude pirate jokes... (you know, humor is the only way to win these student government elections)... and everyone was like "WTF... Lets vote for him!!!" I had a parrot, pirate hat, big wool blazer, cape, huge claw/hook, cane, and eyepatch. So now I'm in the run-off (tie w/ a good friend, since winner has to have > 50% of votes). Ok, contine with your lives.

sanch3x

Apr 28, 2006 at 10:55 AM

Sounds funny,

Back when I ran for president of the student body in 8th grade (hahahaha 8th grade...) I told my classmates that I couldn't make any promises on anything except for one "I will have no relations with Monica Lewinski."

I won.

Benjamin Heath

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Benjamin Heath

Apr 28, 2006 at 2:18 PM

Oh but if you win, you'll have to hire the whole crew to run the school. You'll need a ninja to act as hallway monitor. You'll need a zombie as the lunch lady (serving brains and telling you it's Sloppy Joe's). You'll need a robot that the kids can get cheat sheets from, etc.

shmoove

Apr 28, 2006 at 2:38 PM

Stupid students. Electing a pirate for the position of treasurer will inevitably lead to all funds being buried under an X somewhere. And what good could come of that?

shmoove

ChurchSkiz

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ChurchSkiz

Apr 28, 2006 at 2:44 PM

The greatest thing about student elections is that some hard-working nerd girl really wants to be the president. She will stay up all night creating elegant posters and flyers, and writing and memorizing her speech. Then she totally gets pwnd at voting time by a dude in a pirate costume.

HanSoL0

Apr 28, 2006 at 2:56 PM

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Original post by ChurchSkiz
The greatest thing about student elections is that some hard-working nerd girl really wants to be the president. She will stay up all night creating elegant posters and flyers, and writing and memorizing her speech. Then she totally gets pwnd at voting time by a dude in a pirate costume.

She sounds hot. I'd vote for her. And then make out with her under the bleachers. Yarrrr!

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Mushu

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Mushu

Apr 28, 2006 at 3:03 PM

Avast! [lol]

ChurchSkiz

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ChurchSkiz

Apr 28, 2006 at 3:03 PM

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The greatest thing about student elections is that some hard-working nerd girl really wants to be the president. She will stay up all night creating elegant posters and flyers, and writing and memorizing her speech. Then she totally gets pwnd at voting time by a dude in a pirate costume.

She sounds hot. I'd vote for her. And then make out with her under the bleachers. Yarrrr!

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Dude don't even waste your time. Hard-working nerd girl doesn't have time to make out with pirates under the bleachers. She is too busy studying and sucking up to teachers so she can impress her over-achieving, no-nonsense parents. She won't make out with the rebels until college, when she dances topless on the roof after drinking 1 non-alcoholic beer at her first college party, screaming, "OMG I never act like this! My parents would kill me! I'm sooo drunk right now."

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