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TheTroll
TheTroll
I was just watching the National News, immigration was top on the news but they also talked about the three killer aligators in Florida. I realized that there was a great solution we can combine the two. We take the killer aligators out of Florida and put them in the Rio Grande, two problems with one bird. I should be president. theTroll
Jarrod1937
Jarrod1937
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I was just watching the National News, immigration was top on the news but they also talked about the three killer aligators in Florida. I realized that there was a great solution we can combine the two. We take the killer aligators out of Florida and put them in the Rio Grande, two problems with one bird. I should be president.

theTroll

i am sure this is in good humor, but i don't particulary like this post.
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Drakkcon
Drakkcon
Two problems with one bird indeed! You're a genious good sir.
superpig
superpig
You're efficient. I like that.
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supercoder74
supercoder74
Can we feed the dead bodies of the immagrants to the starving people of Ethiopia?
I program in my sleep,but when I sleep I use the partition in my head that doesnt have g++ or the .net library, so im kinda screwed.
Witchcraven
Witchcraven
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Can we feed the dead bodies of the immagrants to the starving people of Ethiopia?


No, but after the alligators are too fat to move, we can send them over there.
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LessBread
LessBread
Rattlesnakes and scorpions would be easier to deal with and cheaper to transport...

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes." - the Laughing Man
Witchcraven
Witchcraven
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Rattlesnakes and scorpions would be easier to deal with and cheaper to transport...


Those are already down there, and are ineffective. They would obviously have to be robotically enhanced to work.
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DaWanderer
DaWanderer
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We take the killer aligators out of Florida and put them in the Rio Grande,...


Are they supposed to eat the immigrants or the border patrol?
LessBread
LessBread
Robotic enhancements - that would explain the crony pork bonanza in the making: Bush turns to big military contractors to gain control of U.S. borders

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WASHINGTON The quick fix may involve sending in the National Guard. But to really patch up the broken border, President George W. Bush is preparing to turn to a familiar administration partner: giant military contractors.

Lockheed Martin, Raytheon and Northrop Grumman, three of the largest, are among the companies that said they would submit bids within two weeks for a multibillion-dollar contract to build what the administration calls a "virtual fence" along the U.S. borders.
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There's one thing Bush knows how to do well without a doubt and that's slop those hogs...
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