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Telamon
Telamon
At most code shops, reports for known bugs are filed and kept in massive databases. At my job, known bugs are are scribbled on little cards and described using Haiku. I thought I would share my top 3. 1. Spatial hash is full falling for eternity performance not good 2. Damn profanity! Battlemaster's mom complained. TODO: smite cuss words. 3. Oh! Please, server, please Replicate and distribute my ValueInstance! Anyone else want to give it a try?
v0dKA
v0dKA
This is not my own, but it's always been my favorite:

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
.:-v0d[KA]-:. <<>>
Drakkcon
Drakkcon
I have no log class
Many things behave strangely
For reasons unknown
Chokki
Chokki
just install linux
firefox is my savior
zealots have no friends
Quote: Original post by EtnuBwahaha. I would've shot the guy in the balls.
Ra
Ra
This does not work well
Bad news that I wrote it drunk
Unobfuscate please
Ra
twix
twix

*** glibc detected ***
in free(): invalid pointer
god damn it all, WHY!?!???
BeanDog
BeanDog
SQL injection!
Why did I not bother with
mysql_escape?
Zahlman
Zahlman 
Contact Microsoft:An Internal CompilerError has occurred.

Thygrrr
Thygrrr
An error occurred.
Cannot find out when or where.
Lazy programmer.


Quote:
Original post by TelamonAt my job, known bugs are are scribbled on little cards and described using Haiku.


Best place to work. Ever. Consider yourself the target of my envy.
Strider_Hiryu
Strider_Hiryu
Not exactly code related, but I figure it would be well recieved none the less.


PC Load Letter
What in the hell does that mean
Destroy printer/fax


Code


Exception is thrown
Cannot find table zero
damn you dataset



We'll bring your children up in the classic English manner, by making them learn latin, and beating them half to death in a single sex environment.
Drakkcon
Drakkcon
Quote:
Original post by capn_midnight
what is void pointer?
a proverbial arrow,
to the coder soul.


That's the best one yet!

Let me try again:

Concat char pointers.
No! Not pointer addition!
Hate envelops me.
Ravuya
Ravuya
Serializer:
Is your endian correct now?
Seg fault? Go to Hell!

Your GUI looks very bad
Now we won't pay you, not ever
'Beta'? Speak English!

I am somewhere else
My string routine overwrote
the return address
jfclavette
jfclavette
Poor types in c#
Generics not templates
My sad sad code in pain.
I teleported home one night; With Ron and Sid and Meg; Ron stole Meggie's heart away; And I got Sydney's leg. <> I'm blogging, emo style
njpaul
njpaul
Three hours of typing
What the hell is going on!
Where are my changes?
smr
smr

Bloody fucking hell!
Four weeks' work down the tubes.
Shit to you, SourceGear.


Does the (') create another syllable? If not then I'll have to modify a bit...
Mushu
Mushu
What the fuck is this?
A "Catastrophic Error"?!
I need some more beer...
v0dKA
v0dKA
Sorrowful pointer
Where doth lie its awry heart?
Astray in the heap...
.:-v0d[KA]-:. <<>>

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