Help me debug my...

I have a couple horror stories of people sticking things up the urethra and having large mineral deposits build up in there.

I recommend you ask a real doctor. I am only a pretend doctor.

Asking a game development forum for medical advice is rather funny.

I also recommend you see a real doctor, I only play one on TV

It's latency. You need to upgrade to gigabit.

My diagnosis is that you either have a problem with your prostate gland or have AIDS.

You can learn more by going to a doctor and asking him/her about it. Chances are you'll get a better diagnosis of the problems there than on a game development message board (where someone will inevitably suggest that the problem is AIDS, regardless of the listed symptoms). [wink]

It's a mandatory rule of GDNet that for every thread you started titled "Help me debug my..." you should name whatever it is that is causing the problem.

Oh, go see a real doctor.

That's definately AIDS. Don't let these imbecils convince you it has anything to do with your prostate, or that you can get any help from a doctor. All a doctor will be able to do is tell you you have AIDS, then charge you five hundred dollars for a bottle of pills. What do you think this is, Canada? You're better off just staying in bed until you die. Cheaper that way.

CM

You're pregnant.

Unzip your pants before you go to the toilet.







Seriously see your doctor, and tell him to lube up well.
EDIT: Incidentally, please answer the following personal questions:

1. How old are you?
2. Does it hurt to pass urine (pain and/or other unnatural sensations)?
3. Is there any other pain down there?
4. Are you going more frequently than usual (during the day and at night)?
5. Are your testicles in pain and/or are they tender to touch?
6. Are you under a lot of stress recently?

Yes, you'll still need to visit your doctor if you answer these questions.