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Started by superpig Apr 1, 2008 at 7:17 AM 35 replies 8.9k views
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superpig
superpig
...I've just had a half hour sit-down with the police. I'm not entirely sure what's happening - they wouldn't tell me many details - but it seems to involve Zahlman. We've spent a half hour going through his account records and IP logs and stuff. It's gotta be something big - apparently both the UK and Canadian police forces are involved in this. They said they'd be back later with more details - I'll let you know more as I know more.
Richard "Superpig" Fine - saving pigs from untimely fates - Microsoft DirectX MVP 2006/2007/2008/2009
"Shaders are not meant to do everything. Of course you can try to use it for everything, but it's like playing football using cabbage." - MickeyMouse
SiCrane
SiCrane
Jeez. If you're going to do an April fool's joke at least make it halfway believable. There is no way that a sit down with the police would only take half an hour.
dave
dave
Not only that, but Superpig is not stupid enough to talk about it here until the matter is dealt with.
superpig
superpig
They told me that they'd be wanting me to ask questions to the community on their behalf later on. No idea what they want to ask you guys but they said it would be OK to tell you all that something was happening.

SiCrane: yeah, I was surprised, but they got to the point pretty quickly. They were from some kind of cybercrime unit so they knew what they were talking about.
Richard "Superpig" Fine - saving pigs from untimely fates - Microsoft DirectX MVP 2006/2007/2008/2009
"Shaders are not meant to do everything. Of course you can try to use it for everything, but it's like playing football using cabbage." - MickeyMouse
superpig
superpig
I'm not kidding.
Richard "Superpig" Fine - saving pigs from untimely fates - Microsoft DirectX MVP 2006/2007/2008/2009
"Shaders are not meant to do everything. Of course you can try to use it for everything, but it's like playing football using cabbage." - MickeyMouse
SiCrane
SiCrane
Maybe UK police are more efficient than their American counter parts. I've been arrested once, brought in for questioning twicethree times, finger printed twice and had police visit me at my home three times and none of those were what you call quick affairs. Except for the one time when the officer was just there to say that the village had an ordinance about letting the lawn grow too much and it had to be mowed.

edit: forgot a time I was brought to the police station.

[Edited by - SiCrane on April 1, 2008 8:55:12 AM]
Luckless
Luckless
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Original post by OrangyTang
April Fools jokes are only valid before midday, the joke's on you superpig. [razz]


This site is hosted in North America, joke's on you OrangyTang, it isn't midday here yet.


But yeah, I agree about how short that 'sit down' was. I've had a sit down with a constable once to talk about getting permission for students to paint over the graffiti on the back of the station and it took an hour or more. (yes, of all the buildings in the town I grew up on, the main one kids liked to 'tag' was the police station,... And no, I never heard of anyone getting caught doing it)
Old Username: Talroth
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OrangyTang
OrangyTang
Quote:
Original post by Talroth
Quote:
Original post by OrangyTang
April Fools jokes are only valid before midday, the joke's on you superpig. [razz]


This site is hosted in North America, joke's on you OrangyTang, it isn't midday here yet.

Hmm, good point. But since both the pranker and prankee are in the uk, I'm going to say the actual hosting location is irrelevant.
capn_midnight
capn_midnight
I had cops show up at 6am on New Years Day when I was 15, asking if my friends and I thought it would be cool to kill the farmer across the street. Apparently, a witness said they saw a black car in front of his mail box, which was right next to my mail box, and we had a black car in our driveway. Why I would drive it to the end of the driveway just to sneak into his mailbox... well, it's not like cops are the sharpest tacks in the box.

for the record, the farmer accidentally killed himself with his own truck
superpig
superpig
OK, had a longer conversation this time.

Something's definitely happened to Zahlman. It seems that beyond his job and his activities on GDNet, he was involved in some kind of internet vigilante thing. I've been told not to talk about what sort of things he was doing but it sounds like he may have pissed off some fairly nasty people.

On an entirely unrelated note, the police have asked me to ask you all if any of you are now, or have ever been, regular users of the newsgroup "alt.furry.demonic." Please send me a PM or post in the thread if so.
Richard "Superpig" Fine - saving pigs from untimely fates - Microsoft DirectX MVP 2006/2007/2008/2009
"Shaders are not meant to do everything. Of course you can try to use it for everything, but it's like playing football using cabbage." - MickeyMouse
Rydinare
Rydinare
Quote:
Original post by superpig
On an entirely unrelated note, the police have asked me to ask you all if any of you are now, or have ever been, regular users of the newsgroup "alt.furry.demonic." Please send me a PM or post in the thread if so.


alt.furry.demonic!!!! Who isn't a member of that group? LOL. [grin]
Rydinare
Rydinare
Quote:
Original post by eedok
superpig obviously

I did a check of all the people that posted in this thread, and it seems he's the only one not a part of it, so we must ask you superpig, when are you going to come join us?


Maybe demon furries scare him. [grin]
ChurchSkiz
ChurchSkiz
Quote:
Original post by Rydinare
Quote:
Original post by superpig
On an entirely unrelated note, the police have asked me to ask you all if any of you are now, or have ever been, regular users of the newsgroup "alt.furry.demonic." Please send me a PM or post in the thread if so.


alt.furry.demonic!!!! Who isn't a member of that group? LOL. [grin]


I'm joining right now....
glassflakes
glassflakes
alt.furry.demonic == april.fools.day

I think I just won the internets, I'm so sharp :P
acidwillburnyou
acidwillburnyou
Superpig, Zahlman is going to spend the week here at my parents' place. Make sure you don't part with my IP if Scotland yard, or whoever your police force is, asks. I doubt the RCMP even have computers. Ciao.. back into hiding.

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